Jesus Take the Wheel!

As if his life couldn’t get any worse…Rodney King, known for the infamous beating he suffered at the hands of Los Angeles policemen in 1991, was shot on a street corner Wednesday night. He was shot in the face and arm by a shotgun but the wounds weren’t believed to be life threatening. When police arrived at his home they reported that Rodney and the others inside appeared drunk.
If I were Rodney King I’d be drunk too. First he gets brutally beaten up. Then the folks who did it get off for the crime, subsequently a race riot breaks out resulting in death and millions of dollars in damage. There’s no moving on from that. It’s not like he could find him a hot shortie, pick up a security job at the local Wal-Mart and live happily ever after. Nope, he had to resign himself to the fact that he’ll live out the rest of his life in a hole…a hole filled with booze. Because what happens when he steps out of that hole? He get’s shot in the face!
Damn Rodney, I hope you recover soon. I’mma mail you some Mad Dog homey. You’ll need it.