
She says, “Jay is so cool. He can just stand on stage completely still, and the audience will go nuts. Me? I have to work it! I’m shaking it and throwing it and rolling around on the floor.”
Um…no. you’re just a spastic heifer who for some reason thinks its your life’s work to cause seizures in all who watch her videos. Anyway, maybe she should take a few minutes away from all that rollin’ on the ground to shave her pits. Here she is at the Cadillac Records premiere:


I know its not that much hair but rich people can’t afford to EVER have an off day.
(Thanks Crystal!)
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