Scott Storch Gets the Yacht Pulled From Under Him

Producer Scott “Ninja Turtle Face” Storch is pulling a Gary Coleman. His $20 million dollar yacht was auctioned off on eBay recently for $2.5 million. Scott's bankruptcy troubles are no secret but just peep what the bidding page said:

THE BOAT IS BEING SOLD UNDER DISTRESS ,OWNER BOUGHT HER AND NOW GOT SHORT ON MONEY. OWNER STARTED REFITTING THIS YACHT A MONTH AGO. The bottom has been done and the boat will be going in the water on march 9 ,2008: props have been resurfaced and balanced, rudders resealed, zincs replaced,bottom job. The green color will be replaced by beige,vip and guest room will have different suede color than purple and pink. A jacuzzi might be added to upper deck. A 300k project will start and after that the price of the boat will be raised. Tiffany gives you the luxury of a stylish Art Deco interior. The clean classic lines of the Art Deco theme create a harmonious atmosphere for total relaxation. She is a “yacht with a pedigree” having been built at the world renowned Devenport Shipyard in England, and joins their list of many famous clients including The Royal Yacht Britannia and M/Y Leander. The systems and the decor on Tiffany are befitting the finest of the worlds largest yachts .To replace Tiffany in today’s market would cost well in excess of 19 Million Dollars .The owner will consider taking a boat in trade or even property. Tiffany was built to the best and highest standards. The boat sold in 1995 for 11.9 million dollars when boats of that size sold for 4 and 5 million max. It was built as a ship .The boat is undergoing a refit as we speak. It already had a complete paint job in 2006/07.New carpet and furniture in 2007.There was around 600k spent on it. It is also getting a full service done on it during the sale period. The boat has 4 staterooms 3 of which have their own jacuzzi bath tubs, it also has 3 crew cabin with their own heads. The boat has an immense living room. (Source)


Ha! Er, I mean, damn that’s a shame. I’m not sure if its sadder to have your $20 million dollar yacht repo’d and your brokenness exposed in such an effed up way on the net OOORR to be pictured with ashy knuckles peddling your gap athletic pants on the net. I think this one is a draw.