Coco Pic of the Day

She’s really got this squat thing down. I need to practice and do my stretches if I ever aspire to have a career in sexy modeling.
PS- Coco and Ice will be signing autographs at the Comic Book Convention on June 5th and 6th. It’s being held at Penn Pavilion.

Video of the Day

This song/video/group is awesome on so many levels.
1. It was featured on the Boomerang soundtrack…one of my favorite movies of all time.
2. PM Dawn sings it…um can we say George Clinton meets Busta Rhymes. Who was their stylist?!?!
3. The low blue lights and water puts me at peace…and also kinda makes me want to pee.
4. I’m convinced that the main singer may actually be my friend John. John had locks at some point in his life and they pretty much have the same face. John..if that’s you, it’s OK, you can tell me.
5. The synchronized dancing….It doesn’t appear until the 4:00 mark but it’s well worth the wait.

Please sit back and enjoy a little bit of PM Dawn bliss.

Hot Links!

Mel B talks about her hot sex life. Starpulse
R. Kelly’s trial has begun. Canoe
Tila Tequila singing about doing all types of nasty stuff (fastforeward to 1:49) (NSFW). Hollywoodtuna
Mariah’s becoming a nagging wife already. Celebslam
Joss Stone lesbian kiss. Egotastic.
Whitney Houston is cleared of drug charges. Starpulse
Angelina Jolie’s drug video from years ago has hit the web. Pop on the Pop
Owen moves on from Kate with the help of a stripper. SocialiteLife
Kristi Yamaguchi wins Dancing With the Stars. Starpulse
Jay-Z will represent the NJ Nets in the NBA Drafft Livesteez
Nas changes the name of his new album from Nigger to… Livesteez
Meet a Top Model conartist. M.I.S.S. Crew
Janet is going on tour. Livesteez
Michael’s Latest Single! Bossip

Random Pics

One word…six letters. FIERCE! I literally jumped when I saw this pic of Julia Roberts. And what the hell is she about to do? Eat that baby? Looking at Fergie gives me a tummy ache. But at least I’ve spared from her face in this shot.

Quote of the Day

Beyonce had this to say about her wedding to Jay-Z:
“I don’t deny it (the wedding). I just don’t talk about it. We’ve never talked about us and it’s kind of protected our relationship. I think it’s kept us out of tabloid drama. A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don’t talk about them, so neither do I.” Source
Friends, what is most important for us to take from this statement, is not that she finally sorta kinda admitted to marrying Jay-Z. No, that’s not important. What we should analyze, however, is the fact that she thinks of herself as an actress. That Beyonce is so darn cute.

It's War!

The breakup that we all thought was one of the most amiable in the history of celeb divorces is now getting pretty nasty. It all started with Kimora trying to block Uncle Russell from joint custody of their two daughters. Now word is that Russ is threatening to out Kimora’s lesbian affairs if she doesn’t stop actin’ a fool. They say the mud slinging started because Kimora was angry when she found out that Russell bough his current girlfriend, Porshela Coleman a town house in Soho. Source
Really? This is just ridiculous. They’re both rich. They’re both in new relationships. They’ve got two beautiful children together. Put down the mud pies and grow the hell up.

It's Not In the Cards for Selma

Selma Hayek recently lost $1 million during a celebrity poker game. In the game with Ed Norton, Tim Robins, Adrien Brody, Woody, and Goldie Hawn Selma was trying to win money for charity. Instead she ended up loosing $1 million bucks. Source
See that’s just why I don’t gamble. First of all I don’t have dough like that but even if I did $1 million is a lot to be takin’ risks with. No thanks! I hope she learned something.

JT to Get Married?

The rumor mill is churning and word is that JT will be proposing to boo Jessica “booty like a black girl” Biel soon.
One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumors. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids. “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.
His friend added: “Although Justin has lived his whole life in the public eye, he feels his wedding is the one day that should remain private. To get all his close friends and family to Mustique (a privately owned island) will cost a fortune. But he can’t put a price on how he feels about Jessica. Source
I’m sorry but I really don’t get why people feel the need to get married after someone gets knocked up. I mean, they’ve been living in sin this long…getting married doesn’t change that. Aye aye aye. Children are a blessing. Congrats or whatever.

Al Opens Up...(Pun Intended)

Gal Reynolds, Star Jones's soon to be ex, wants to talk. He’s pimping his story out to the highest bidder.
“He has got to make a buck somehow,” one television producer told Full Disclosure. “He’s been looking for a six-figure deal for an interview where he dishes about being married to Star.” Source
In other Gal Reynolds news…
Girlfriend will be appearing in a reality show with fellow sweet dust sprinkler Jonathan Plummer (Terry McMillan’s Ex). The show will be called Ex-Husbands Club and will follow three celebrity ex-husbands as the spread their love from club to club. No word yet on who the third Ex will be. Source
Oh behave! I don’t know if this is for real but I sure as hell hope it is.

Miser-Alba Gets Hitched

Jessica Alba married her fiancé Cash Warren on Monday.
According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.
“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.
Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.
Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds. Source
Well played Alba. Congrats to the couple.

More Wendy Madness

And the foolishness keeps getting more foolish…
Just as we’re starting to forget about the crazy ish going on in Wendy Williams’s life, a sex tape pops up. No, it’s not Wendy. It’s allegedly her husband Kevin Hunter, banging some other chick. The video has since been disabled but there are stills available. View them here if you dare.
Wendy responded on her radio show to the video rumors. She denies it's Kevin stating that Kevin has tattoos on his arms and the man in the video doesn’t.
Kevin would have had to been born with tattoos on his arms in order for that excuse to be viable but whatevs. Whether or not it’s him it doesn’t matter. Wendy ain’t goin anywhere. If she stayed with his trifflin' ass after he cheated on her (whilst she was with child) then she’ll stay with him through anything.

Amy Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Amy the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up. Source
16. Amy is leaving her record label. Source
17. Mark Ronson says that Amy’s not fit to work. Source
18. Amy is arrested for crack video. Source
19. Amy makes London gridlock a lot more interesting. Source
20. Amy will be working with fellow druggy Pete Doherty. Source21. Amy is off the hook for the crack video. Source
22. Amy’s fam wants everyone to back off. Source
23. The Sun makes up a story about Amy and Pet Shop Boys working together.
More details…
The Sun newspaper put out a story yesterday (May 21) saying that Neal Tennant of Pet Shop Boys said the band had a few songs they wanted Amy to appear on. The group denies this ever happening and their spokesperson said the newspaper “totally made up” the story. source

Oh Word?

As part of the Caribbean “Dead Man’s Chest” collection, Disney Couture/Kidada is selling a gold noose necklace. Source
I’m not sure if Disney Couture/Kidada is affiliated with The Walt Disney Company or not. But quite frankly I don’t give a good god damn. Somebody in Disney Couture’s Marketing and Creative department effed up. I don’t care if they’re referencing pirates…I know what I think of when I see a noose. Plus, are nooses even associated with pirates? Like couldn’t they sell eye patches or stuffed parrots or something? Shiiiiiit. I bet $2 that they’re already working on shackle ankle bracelets.

Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your Mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39. Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom? Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit. Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!
51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!?Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
54. The restraining order against Sam Lufti has been extended. Source
55. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source
56. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
57. Brit and K-Fed are caught kissing. Source
58. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals.Source
59. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again. Source
60. Court report details Brit’s progress. Source
61. Brit lounges at the gym in nothing but a towel. Source
62. Brit goes back to Louisiana for her sister’s baby shower. Source
63. Pics of Brit on the set of How I Met Your Mother.Source
64. Brit get’s expanded visitation rights. Source
65. Brit’s preggers?! Source66. Brit’s on vaca with Mel Gibson. Source
66. Pics of Brit in Costa Rica fuel pregnancy rumors.source
67. Brit’s got a sex tape? Source
68. Brit’s planning a Vegas performance.
More Details…
The National Enquirer is reporting that Brit is planning to make her comeback in Vegas.“Britney is working very hard to get in shape and hopes to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas,” revealed an insider.“She wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes.” Britney, 26, is negotiating to perform six shows with a payday that will be around $10 million, added the insider. If these shows sell out, she hopes the Palms will sign her to a longer stint. Source
69. Brit’s Daddy quits his job to be her full time conservator.
More Details…
Jamie Spears has quit his job as a caterer to take care of Britneys affairs. He’s getting $2,500 a week and just received a $10 lump sum to cover his first month in the full time position. Source

Flavor of Love 3: Season Finale Recap

The show picks up where it left off . Seezinz is gone, Thing 2 is back, and it’s time for champagne cus in the morning someone will go home. They get in the limo after elimination and Thing 2 confronts Sinceer by asking, “You happy to see me?” Sinceer responds, “You deserve to be here…I never said you didn’t.” Lies!

Anywho, in the morning at breakfast, Flav tells the girls that one of them is getting a plane ticket to Paris, one is getting a plane ticket to Monaco, and the other is getting a plane ticket home. The first to get a ticket is Thing. She’ll be accompanying Flav in Paris. Who’s going home? Black or Sinceer? He asks them to tell him why he should keep them. Sinceer talks about making sure he has the right woman. Black talks about Sinceer being a backstabber and twisting words. They scream back and forth until Flav can’t take it anymore. Finally he tells Sinceer that he feels a real connection with her and think she’s genuine...BUT he’s more physically attracted to Black. Bye Sinceer!!!!!

Monaco with Black
They take a helicopter ride straight to a chauffeured Rolls Royce. It’s a nice scenic ride until Flav falls asleep with his head rested on her teets.

At dinner he gives her a gift for being one of his final two. It’s a pink diamond encrusted watch with a heart shaped face. To thank him she gets up and kisses him…a long sloppy, wet kiss. Come on, say it together, "IIILLLK!!! "
He pulls out his list of questions for her:
Question: What do you like to do for fun?
Answer: I like to travel. I’ve been to Turkey, Poland, Ireland, England, Bahamas…
Question: Can you tell me a joke?
Answer: Silence…crickets…She can’t think of one. Not one. But cus she’s hot it doesn’t matter. Then he says to her, “You have one child. I have seven. How do you think our lives will be?” She responds, “Good as long as you keep it real with me.” He says, “I will always keep it real with you. I’ll treat your child as if he’s mine.” Then he invites her to his room for a night cap. She obliges of course.

Paris with Thing 2
While Black heads back to Cannes, Thing 2 and Flav take a private Jet to Paris. They hop in a limo ride the whole way out the sunroof.

Then they take a private bus tour. He hops out to grab her like fifteen dozen roses. Back to the hotel and time for dinner. Flav looks funky fresh according to Thing 2. He presents her with the same watch he gave Black. “Dis is fo me? It’s mines flav?” It’s question time:
Question: What do you do for fun?
Answer: Eat, amusement parks, bowling…to which he says, “There’s no problem liking a girl that’s likin to like the things you like to do.” Or something like that.
Tell me a joke: What did Flav say when the two houses fell on him?...Get off me homes!
What do you call Cheese that’s not yours?...Nacho cheese!
Laughs all around.
Flav asks Thing 2 if she would like to come up for a nightcap. For the first time in Flavor of Love history she tells him no.
Elimination:
Can I just take the time to say that ever since I saw Black I’ve been trying to think of who she reminds me of and it finally hit me! She looks like the actress who played Sidra (Sanaa Lathan’s arch nemesis) in Love & Basketball. They both have strong, semi-male features…hefty jaw, broad shoulders..but I digress.
Flav gives the girls a chance to speak. Thing says to herself, “Me and Flav have a strong emo-show-know connection.” Aye aye aye. She knows that he’s attracted to Black but hopes he makes the right decision and pics her. Black speaks first...
Black: This is me. What we got goin' is real. I know you can feel it. It’s a little scary. You got a good woman here. I just need you to believe in me.
Flav: There are times when I hold you or smell your perfume and I get tingles. We got a connection. I can’t deny that.
Thing 2: I just wanna say I know that you had your doubts about me at the elimination but you gave me a chance. You took your chance on me so I just wanna tell you Flav, you changed my life...in a way that nobody ever did. I seen a part of the world because of you. This wouldn’t have happened if I wasn’t with you. I’d be honored to see the rest of it with you and I love you. That’s all.
Flav: Connections verses chemistry? Black when I look at you my heart in my chest jumps but my heart belongs to Thing 2. you’re a great girl Black but the connection I’ve got with Thing 2 is a little stronger. Your time is up.

Bye Candace! I mean Black.

The Winner!?:
Flav:Will you be my maiden?

Thing 2: Fo shizzle my nizzle! I found the right thing…thing 2.

Now put on your fronts! Stay tuned for the reunion recap next week. The trailer shows Flav proposing. Is this for real or just to pull in ratings? Only time will tell.

Coco Pic of the Day

The answer is yes...that's a split.

Video of the Day

Here’s an instructional video of how to do the “Jigga Juice”. It's some dance a Louisiana based rapper made up. This is unmistakable Negrosity at its finest. Watch these blackles set us back a few MORE years…sigh.

Hot Links!

Nick Cannon Marries Mariah Carey, Gets a Maserati Celebslam
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are over. MSNBC
Drag queen robbing a store WDSU
Kim Kardashian Covers Social Life Magazine FListed
New Kids On the block perform. MollyGood.
90210 cast - where are they now? - Seriously? OMG! WTF
DMX Pleads Not Guilty To Felony Drug Charges Livesteez
Indiana Jones may not survive the cannes film Festival. MSNBC.
Scary!!! can you guess what this is? - Best Week Ever

Post baby boobs or boob job for Xtina? (Site NSFW) DrunkenStepFather
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding details. Perez Hilton
Lil’ Kim wins against Junior M.A.F.I.A. in court. POP
Mariah’s princess bathroom habits Yeeeah!
Same sex couples can marry in Cali now. CK

New Kicks!

Anyone who was the cool kid in school anywhere from '87 to '92 owned at least a few pairs of British Knights. Well they’re back. British Knights and Gio Chiapetta have debuted a new shoe (pictured above) called the “Purple Wizard Moccasin”. These are way busier than anything I would ever where but if you like em you can pick them up over at britishknights.com for $149.99. Some other new kicks hitting the scene are less about style and more about staying connected. I’ll explain. The Nike X MSTRPLN X UBIQ – ASRD is a sneaker based technology created by MSTRPLN and Ubiq Botique. The sneaker is equipped with a pressure sensitive insole which when activated permits the wireless Internet detection unit under the flap to scan for WiFi signals and displays the signals strength through its LED Read-Out Indicators within a 50 meter radius. Source
So I guess if you’re a sneaker freak and an uber geek you’re jizzin' ur pants right now over these new sneaks.

New Couple?

This picture was shot somewhere in New York city last week. It appears that Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane and Quddus (who used to be a VJ for MTV) are a new item. source
I don’t even know what this means. I guess irrelevant people tend to gravitate to each other. Let me stop. I think I’m still mad about a run in I had with Quddus at the MTV holiday party a few years ago. He cut in front of me at the open bar. Then when I expressed my distaste for his actions he said “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” This of course awakened the bear that lives inside me (Legends of the Fall reference) and escalated until a security guard told him to get to the back of the line. Ha! I shoulda asked him if he knew who I was. Humph! Gettin' between me and my apple martini...big mistake buddy!

First White Valedictorian at Black University

Joshua Packwood will be the first white valedictorian at the historically black college Morehouse. Of his experience he says, "Because I'm one of the only white students, it's easy to call me 'the white boy,' I'm naturally going to stand out." Packwood who maintained a 4.0 gpa during his 4 years at Morehouse surprisingly turned down a full scholarship at Columbia University to go to the all black men’s school. "A large majority of my friends, like all my girlfriends have been minorities," says Packwood. "So it was very, it was kind of strange that I always kind of gravitated to the black community." Source
Muy interesante…well u know what they once you go black, yadda yadda. Congratulations Joshua. Thanks for proving that black folks can't do it...not even at their own institution. Excuse me whilst I go send up a prayer for the little blackles out there.

Macy's a Hot Sloppy Mess

Macy Gray walked onto stage last Wednesday night at the Cannes Film Festival and stumbled…because she was too crunk.
“Macy Gray cut her gig short at the Cannes Film Festival on Wednesday - because she was reportedly too drunk to perform. The I Try star’s show at the Nikki Club in the south of France was due to start at 11pm Tuesday, but fans had to wait until 2am for her to stumble onto the stage.
One reveller, Emilie Malieu [said] ‘All the celebrities had left by the time she took the stage. And she (Gray) was in such a state, she only hardly managed to sing three songs. It was a real disappointment.’” Source
Um, last time I checked Macy’s career wasn’t anything to talk about. So I don’t think she can afford to mess around and cancel shows. Back away from the sauce Macy. It’ll keep you employed and keep food in all three of your kids mouths (yea she’s got three nigglets, and no, I didn’t know either).

Ellen's Big Announcement

The California Supreme court recently turned over the ban against gay marriage and one of my fav lezbot couples wasted no time in getting ready to jump the broom. Ellen surprised her audience by announcing that she’s going to marry her girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi, and the audience went crazy. Source
Good for them and all California gays. America is changing one state at a time. You can view the video below.

Baby Post

Rapper T.I. and his baby mama Tameka "Tiny" Cottle welcomed a son on Friday weighing in at 7lbs 4oz. They’ve named him Major. Source
He is T.I’s fifth child and Tiny’s third. I think…I can’t keep up. Damon Dash and wife Rachel Roy welcomed their second daughter Tallulah Ruth, last Tuesday weighing in at 8 lbs. Dame also has a teenage son Damon Jr. Source
I wonder if a new baby will be enough motivation to keep him home. Lord knows he’s had trouble with that in the past. In any event, children are a blessing. Congrats to the parents.

"Unhappily Ever After" Was the Highlight of Her Career...and Looks

What the hell happened to Nikki Cox?! I was watching Ghost Whisperer a few Fridays ago (yes I watch that show and I freakin' love it). Anyway Nikki Cox was on it (her hubby Jay Moore is a regular on the show). All I kept thinking was “What the hell happened to her face?!” I recall thinking that on the last few episodes of Las Vegas that I saw but it was nowhere as bad as the above pic. I guess I’ll just have to remember Nikki the way she was.

I Just Can't Stop Writing About Them...

...no matter how annoying they are...

Mimi apparently started dating Nick on the rebound after the break up of a serious four year long relationship with producer Mark Sudack. Mariah and Mark broke up at the beginning of this year. When he heard of Mariah’s speedy marriage to Nick Cannon he was devastated.“Everyone is scared to call him because no one knows what to say,” a pal says in the newest issue of Us Weekly, on stands now.“He never thought she would go off and marry someone else. He’s heartbroken and shocked,” says the pal, adding that he “loved her so much.” US Weekly
I didn’t even know she had a man. All this time I was thinking she was living out her days as an old spinster and here she is in a serious relationship. I really need to know what Nick’s trick is. He’s been bedding some of the hottest chicks in the game all the while looking and acting like a 15 year old boy. Aye dios! Yo no se. Check out a few pics of Mimi and her ex Mark:

In other Ni-riah news…
They’re working on building a nursery in Nick’s LA home. Mariah’s people called Petit Tresor (the same folks who did J-Lo’s nursery) and asked about fabric samples and butterfly designs. Source
I really hope that if she has any children she has girls because something tells me that she’ll dress her baby in butterflies and hello kitty regardless of their sex.