Coco Pic of the Day

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Video of the Day

Here's some more new muzack fer ya. Enjoy!

Gnarls Barkley-“Who’s Gonna Save My Soul”


Rihanna-“Distubia”


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Random Pics

So she’s dumb and she’s mean. What responsible non-assholey parent would do this to their son.
$5 says Paw Paw George reeks of weed, E&J and hot sauce. Eff it, $10!!!
I see someone’s been shopping at Wet Seal again.
I generally lie Maggie Gyllenhaal regardless of her doughy old lady face. But damnit if I’ll let this sateen jumpsuit slide. Quit it Magz! Blue looks like an extra from The Wiz. And Blu, in case you were wondering, that was NOT a compliment.
As a card carrying member of the pleasantly plump crew I’m all for embracing ones thickness. But um, that’s on the verge of looking smelly. This makes me so sad inside.
Looks like a case of all berry and no twig. Lordie, wear a cup for Pete’s sake.

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Raz B Engaged

Raz B, formally of B2K, was at the 2nd Annual Producers Ball and according to Stylerazzi, he was spilling the beans about his engagement to girlfriend Amanda Pratt. Raz ain’t be right since he admitted then retracted his story about being molested by producer Chris Stokes. I hope that this is for real and not just another attempt to prove he’s not gay. No one thinks you’re gay! So chill! Source

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Kelly Rowland Talks about Third Album

Kelly Rowland is working on another album.
“I definitely want a new sound so I am jamming in the studio with amazing musicians who just love music.” Rowland also wants her third LP will be “deeper” and more “inspiring” than her first two solo albums. Source
She’s really a determined chick…delusional but determined.

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Diddy and Cassie are Engaged?!

Word is that Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs and his ‘protégé’ Cassie are getting married. A source said,
"He told everyone to keep it extremely quiet because he didn't want it to get out, but you could tell he was excited. Diddy said they hadn't set a date yet, but he wanted his family to hear the news first." He reportedly revealed the engagement at his son Justin’s eighth grade graduation on June 5th. Source

Update: Puffy’s rep says the whole thing was made up:
“Contrary to tabloid reports, there is no engagement. This was a complete fabrication.” Source
Ah well, too bad. It woulda been kinda fun to watch Kim Porters head explode.

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Christian Siriano Designs for the Big Screen

Christian Siriano (Snaps in Z formation), Project Runway winner will be designing a couture collection that will be featured in the last scene of the film Eloise in Paris. The movie is starring Uma Thurman and Jordana Beatty is set to start filming this September and have a release sometime in ’09. Source
Get em Christian! As always, FIERCE!!!!!

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Rick Ross Loses Street Cred

Rumors were swirling last week that rapper Rick Ross used to be a prison guard. He was quick to shoot the rumors down even though there was photographic evidence. Rick said that the pictures were, "photo-shop fakes, created by fake people to entertain fake people". Oh yea? Well The Smoking Gun went and dug up employee records showing that Rick Ross, nee William Leonard Roberts was infact emplyed as a prison guard. I don’t think being a prison guard ruins his rep. I mean its not the most upstanding job, believe me, I know a few. I think it’s the fact that 1. he denied it and 2. called the people who uncovered it fake when in actuality he’s the fake one. Ah well, looks like it's time for “lights out”.

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Eva Longoria Opens a Club

Eva Longoria Parker of Desperate Housewives fame is adding to her resume, clubowner. She already has a restaurant in LA called beso and she’s creating a second hot spot in Vegas. A source told OK! magazine, “She’s really excited to have a place to party in Vegas with all her friends.” Source
Isn't it nice to be rich? Instead of just going to the club for fun she decided to buy one. Sweet.

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Terrence J Apologizes

In case you missed it, Terrence J and Rosci of 106 and Park have been feuding since Terrence started teasing Rosci a few Friday’s ago on air resulting in her walking off set. Well the other day Rosci and r&b singer Mario, wree hosting the show together when Mario presented Rocsi with flowers and an apology letter from Terrnece. View the sorry “Sorry” below:



Way to put her on the spot. I wonder if he saw the light and understands what I douche he was being or if it’s all for show.

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SJP is Getting Cheated On

Star Magazine is reporting that Matthew Broderick is cheating on his wife, Sex and the City actress, Sarh Jessica Parker. The mag says that he cheated on her with a 25-year-old redhead he met earlier this year. Source
Dang sucks…I mean, I know she has a horseface and all but still.

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Usher's Got a Hyper Baby

Usher is concerned about Lil Usher because he thinks that the 7 month old might be hyperactive. He told Us Weekly, "He's like hyper baby - he's crawling so fast. He stands up, and he's walking around the table. It's amazing to watch him. I've never seen a baby crawl so fast! I call him Dash, like on the "Incredibles".
"We're just scared because the baby knows how to get off the bed already, so our bed is like a gigantic crib because we have rails."Man-meka adds, "I'd love to have more, we just gotta make the time." Source
Know why you don’t have time? Because you already have 5 kids. Time to close up shop!

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Egad! It Wasn't Natural?!

A source revealed to Us Weekly that Angelina concieved her twins with the use of invitro fertilization. Apparentl ythey wanted more kids so bad that they opted for fertility treatments over patience. A doctor who did nt treat Angelina said,
"The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits." Source
I can see if you have a legitimate fertility problem but what they did seems just plain irresponsible not to mention damn lazy. What kinda person is too lazy to make sexo sexo…that’s the most funnest part!

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Political Poop '08

People did a story on the Obamas that reportedly was completed before the controversial impromptu interview on Access Hollywood. In the mag the family discusses their home life and how they raise their daughters, Malia, and Sasha. The girls must be in bed at 8:30, receive a weekly allowance of only $1 for completing chores, and don’t receive any birthday or Christmas presents from their parents. The reasoning? Mom and dad spend “hundreds” on birthday slumber parties and Barack says that they “want to teach some limits.” Michelle adds, “Malia says, ‘I know there is a Santa because there’s no way you’d buy me all that stuff.’” Source
Its refreshing to see children who aren’t spoiled rotten. Not just that, I think they’re cute and have sweet personalities. Which is surprising because besides my niece, I usually don’t like kids over the age of 5.

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Matthew McConaughey Talks to OK!

Matthew McConaughey, fiancée Camila alves and son Levi cover OK! Magazine…Levi kinda looks like curious George to me…I mean that in the nicest most maternal way possible. Anyway, Madman McConaughey shared with the mag the jubilant and musical way he decided to welcome Little Levi into the world. He says:
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.” He also kept a diary of the whole hospital experience.
“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this, let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’” Source
That Camila is one strong woman. Going through childbirth with no meds is serious business…but having to do it all while dealing with this nut is a tremendous feat. I woulda waited til he got deep into his groove then unpropped my foot from the stirrup long enough to crack him across the temple with my heel. Idiot.

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Omorosa Acts Up on Wendy's Show

Thanks to Pabvon and Paula I got to see that interview that Wendy did with Omoroso on Wendy’s new daytime show. Though I’m still not sure I like Wendy Williams I must applaud her for her restraint. Omo-roacha came on her show with the agenda of starting a cat fight with Wendy when no fight was there.
That could not have been my show. If she came looking for a fight she would have got one…she’da also gotten molly wopped all over that set. They’d cut back from commercial and she’s be limp on the couch with half of her face torn off while I continued the interview as if nothing happened.
“Now Omorosa, tell us about the new book of yours.”
You can view the video here.

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Amy Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Amy the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now.
1. Amy is into the darkies. Source
2. Amy wants a baby. Source
3. Amy may have to be drug tested before hitting up the Grammys. Source
4. Amy Goes Bananas on a photog. Source
5. Now there’s video evidence of Amy smoking crack. Source
6. Amy goes to rehab. Source
7. Amy’s got a nasty rash. Source
8. Amy snorts booze. Source
9. Amy’s skin isn’t getting any better. Source
10. Amy goes nude for charity. Source
11. Amy’s new album is delayed. Source
12. Amy’s dropped from performing at a charity event. Source
13. Coke could be causing Amy’s skin problems but she can’t stop. She’s scared Black won’t want her if she doesn’t clear up that rash. Source
14. Amy is arrested for assault. Source
15. Amy’s dad wants to lock her up. Source
16. Amy is leaving her record label. Source
17. Mark Ronson says that Amy’s not fit to work. Source
18. Amy is arrested for crack video. Source
19. Amy makes London gridlock a lot more interesting. Source
20. Amy will be working with fellow druggy Pete Doherty. Source
21. Amy is off the hook for the crack video. Source
22. Amy’s fam wants everyone to back off. Source
23. She’s going back to rehab! Woot! Source
24. Amy’s face is still effed up .Source
25. Amy’s first post rehab performance is…interesting.Source
26. Amy is scolded for flirting in court. Source
27. Amy’s a druggie and a racist. Source
28. Amy apologizes for racist song. Source
29. Amy’s dad says kids will cure her. Source
30. Two men in the clink for selling Amy drugs. Source
31. Amy’s hair reflects her confidence. Source
32. Amy’s in the hospital. Source
33. Amy is cleared of tuberculosis but has emphysema. Source and Source
34. Amy’s out! Source
35. Man Cleared in case involving Amy’s hubby. Source
36. Amy didn’t show up for Mandela celebration photocall. Source
37. Amy drinks cus she’s bored…ah, don’t we all. Source
38. Amy punches fan at Glastonbury ’08 Source
39. Amy’s back to wax. Source
40. Amy’s hubby is getting high in the clink and she’s got a new man. Source and Source
41. Amy attacks her own security. Source
42. Amy’s neighbors want her to bizounce. Source
43. Amy Debuts as a DJ? Source
44. Amy hates the idea of a wax figure. Source
45. Amy’s dad is so stressed out he’s in the hospital. Source
46. Amy’s hubby is sentenced. Source
47. Amy’s wax figure is done. Sad thing is it looks better than her. Dang…INF Photo and Wireimage/Getty

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C-Breezy to Have His Own Show

Chris “Big Jaw” Brown is about to be a part of yet another Reality dance competition.

Chris Brown is set to enter the reality TV industry by launching his own dance competition series. The Kiss Kiss hit maker frequently shows off his fancy footwork in his music videos and live performances, and now he is to give wannabe dancers a chance to strut their stuff on his forthcoming show.

The currently untitled project, which will focus on hip-hop and street dance culture, will see contestants go up against one another in a variety of dance-offs, with Brown choosing the winner of each round. Speaking of the program, Brown says, “Dancing is more than just a way of moving, it’s a different expression of music. That’s what I want to focus on with this show.” Source

It’s one thing to watch him perform…it’s a whole 'nother torturous thing to listen to him speak. I think I’m gonna have to pass.

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Britney Watch 2008

I've decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can't really take looking at her now. 1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention. Source
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lutfi…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days. Source
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lutfi has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source
20. Sam Lutfi has been served a restraining order. Source
21. Brit's boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit's kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your Mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39. Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards? Source
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom? Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? Source
46. A comeback tour for Brit?! Source
47. Brit’s flab is loved by Moby. Source
48. Papa Spears has convinced JT to come see Brit. Source
49. Brit donates $25K to Idol Gives Back. Source
50. Neil Patrick Harris says “No thanks” to another Brit appearance on his show. Source!51. Chaotic…Part Deux?!!? Source
52. Brit gets into a fender bender. Source
53. Brit writes apology to K-Fed. Source
54. Brit’s been documenting her lunacy. Source
55. The restraining order against Sam Lutfi has been extended. Source
56. Bills Bills Bills for Brit Brit Brit. Source57. Brit’s getting in shape for a tour. Source
58. Brit and K-Fed are caught kissing. Source
59. Brit get’s slammed for treatment of animals. Source
60. Brit is confirmed to be on How I Met Your Mother again. Source
61. Court report details Brit’s progress. Source
62. Brit lounges at the gym in nothing but a towel. Source
63. Brit goes back to Louisiana for her sister’s baby shower. Source
64. Pics of Brit on the set of How I Met Your Mother. Source
65. Brit get’s expanded visitation rights. Source
66. Brit’s preggers?! Source
67. Brit’s on vaca with Mel Gibson. Source
68. Pics of Brit in Costa Rica fuel pregnancy rumors. Source
69. Brit’s got a sex tape? Source
70. Brit’s planning a Vegas performance. Source
71. Brit’s Daddy quits his job to be her full time conservator. Source
72. Brit may have a new boyfriend. Source
73. Brit’s headed to Broadway? Source
74. Brit’s getting advice from Supernanny. Source
75. Brit’s shooting her new video in London. Source
76. Papa Spears is bribing K-Fed to get back with Brit? Source
77. Brit’s prepared for death. Source
78. Brit’s appeal is shut down. Source
79.Brit’s bud says she’s doing great. Source
80. Brit’s up for an Emmy? Source
81. Brit’s spied on by an undercover reporter. Source
82. Brit is goin home y’all. Source
83. Brit’s playing matchmaker for her bro Bryan. Source
84. Brit spends one day with her niece Maddie and then goes back to L.A. Source
85. Brit and Kevin are back in court and Brit gets overnight visitation. Source and Source
86. Nude pics of Brit? Source (NSFW)
87. Mel Gibson is trying to hook Brit up with his former addict son.” Source
88. Brit and Madonna are collaborating again. Source
89. Brit’s stuff is up for auction. Source
90. Brit’s gonna film something for Madonna’s show. Source
91. Brit and K-Fed reach a custody settlement. Source
92. Brit’s no ATM!Source
93. Neyo prefers Nicole Swizzlestick to Britney. Source
94. Lutfi wants back in. Source
95. Will Brit return to the VMAs?
More Details…
Britney is going to have another crack at the VMAs after being nominated in the category of Best Female Video for her song Piece of Me. We all remember what happened last year. Let’s hope that if she gets the chanace to open her mouth whether it be on the red carpet, accepting an award, or to perform that she’s locked it up this time. Thanks Brit! Source
96. Brit’s mom has a deep dark secret.
More Details…
Britney’s mother, Lynn Spears hit a 12-year old boy with her car resulting in his death. Lynn was just 20 at the time and was on her way to the hospital with her borther who had injured himself. Louise Taylor, Lynn’s spokesperson, confirmed a new National Enquirer article is accurate. Taylor says, "Anthony Winters (the boy killed in the crash) and his friends were in the road on a curve on a bicycle. As Lynne rounded the curve, she could not avoid the boy in the street, as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane. The boy died at the hospital as a result of his injuries. Lynn, to this day, is grieved by the Winters' loss of their son." Source
97. Steamy sex scenes too much for Brit?
More Details…
Britney is reportedly in talks to play a part in a ‘sadomasochistic sex movie’ entitled ‘The Knocksville carjacking Party’. The movie is based on a true story about two students that were allegedly carjacked, kidnapped, raped, and murdered in Knoxville Tennesse.
An insider said, “‘The Knoxville Carjacking Party’ has a lot ofsadomasochistic sex scenes in it. While it’s thought Britney can handle anyaverage sex scenes, these scenes have a lot of intensity in them. She wouldhave to raise her performance level to endure some of these scenes.”Sounds way too heavy for someone who’s only cinematic credit is Crossroads. Read about the real story here…I’m sure you’ll agree with me.

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Coco Pic of the Day

I spy a camel toe. Coco, I love you. But you have to stop doing that. It's not healthy!

Video of the Day

So I've been in a funk for the past few days and I've been trying to figure out what I could do to feel better. Suddenly it comes to me. House music! Eureka! Nothin' like a little house to put some spring in my step. Enjoy!

(Lo stands up and begins doing the perculator in her cube.)

Technotronic-“Pump Up the Jam”

Aly-Us-“Follow Me”


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Random Pics

Check out Halle showin’ the post baby belly.

And finally a pic of baby Nala!...Sorta

Mama Combs looks like Grimis.

Holy titty balls! That’s the longest cleavage I’ve ever seen!

I’m all for loving one’s own body…but when said body is riddled with stretch marks maybe it’s not such a good idea to showcase it.

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Scott Storch's Life Continues to Suck

Scott Storch is broke as a joke and only getting brokerer…AP says that he owes over $500K in real estate taxes and had warrants out for his arrest for not turning up in court in his child-support case in June. His ex girlfriend and first baby mama, Vanessa Bellido, told AP, "I think he's embarrassed. I don't think he’s going to be right until he has his money." He’s been missing in action for months. No one including his children has seen him. The reason for his debt? "Mismanagement."
"There was some mismanagement and some other errors," Guy Spiegelman, Storch’s child support lawyer, said. "He got jammed. I don't think he's going down, I just think he's having difficulty. It's a cash flow problem."
Back in ’04 Storch earned $70 mil but “mismanagement" along with his extensive spending have caused his spiral into debt. Source
It’s one thing to be broke, destitute, without a friend in the world. But to be broke AND look like that…tragedy…shear tragedy.

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Pharrell's A Baby Daddy

Word on the street is that Pharrell is gonna be a father soon.
The lead singer of N.E.R.D. and Neptunes producer has impregnated a model type he met with friends in Miami this year. The unidentified woman “is very pregnant and travels with him. She hangs out with the backstage crew when he performs,” said a friend. “Pharrell is extremely private and won’t release any details.” Source
No one knows for sure who this mystery woman is or if she’s even pregnant. But my bets are on Vashtie (pictured above). They’ve been kickin it off and on for a minute. But I’m not one to gossip. So you ain’t hear it from me.

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Matthew McConaughey Proposes

Matthew McConaughey proposed to his baby mama Camila Alves, just hours after she gave birth to their son Levi. An insider told the National Enquirer, “Camila was absolutely overjoyed - a baby and a marriage proposal on the same day. It was magic. The baby made Matthew realize that Camila and Levi are now his No. 1 priority - and nothing else in the world matters.” The insider added that he wants to be married by Christmas. “It will probably be something small and intimate. They want to get married on a beach at sunset.” Source
That sounds really sweet. Lets just hope he deems it an event important enough for him to take a shower beforehand.

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Angela Simmons Sings?

Angela Simmons, the second oldest daughter of rapper, Reverend Run, has released a single called “Center of Attention”. The single is to promote pastry’s newest sneaker Glam Pie that Angela developed with her sister and partner Vanessa Simmons. Anglea says, “Wearing Glam Pie will make you the ‘Center of Attention’.” The music video accompanying the song will be direct by Bryan Barber and will premiere on July 24th, exclusively at http://www.pastrykicks.com/. You can listen to the song here.
I listened and I kept getting the urge to remove my eardrums with a pick axe.

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Khloe Goes to Jail For 3 Minutes

Khloe Kardashian reported to the Van Nuys courthouse to begin her 3 day jail sentence for violating a probation agreement (she was originally sentenced to 30 days). She spent a total of 173 minutes in jail, which, for all you non-mathematicians out there, is just under 3 hours. Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan's stints in jail were about half that. TMZ
Does that mean that Khloe isn’t as popular as Nicole and Lindz. That’s exactly what it means! But and still, she is rich, so no one was expecting her to do any hard time. 173 minutes…I could do that in my sleep…in my sleep, standing up, on one foot! I’ll never have to prove it to you though cus I’m too scared of jail to EVER commit a crime. I’m too cute to last five minutes in there before Big Bertha tries(and is successful at) stealing my privacy.

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Dr. Dre's Daughter Tells All

Dr. Dre’s daughter Manaj talks about their strained relationship in a new documentary called “Daddy’s Shadow”. She discusses her urge to get into the music industry and not having her father’s support. Dr. Dre has yet to respond to this documentary.
You can view the video below:

If you ask me it looks more like video clips of Manaj and her friends playing “Rapper” in the basement than a documentary. But hey, what do I know?

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Political Poop '08

At a taping Friday night of “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” Conan asked John McCain for some new material. He said, “We all agree on a take on you, which is your seniority,” as McCain, 71, pretended to fall asleep in his chair. “We’re (comedians) tired of this take on you. Do you have a kooky uncle, do you have bad breath, webbed toes, anything?”
McCain replied, “All of the above.” He added, “I was able to get shot down, intercept a surface-to-air missile with my plane.”
“People don’t really laugh at that,” O’Brien pointed out. Source
No, Conan, it’s not funny. Which is part of the reason I find it so hard to write ANYTHING about McCain. Who cares about his views on off shore drilling? Not me! I need him to vomit on some foreign dignitaries, fall off a stage or get drunk on a plane and pee on the food cart…or better yet on the flight attendant. Work with me McCain! Jeez! Onto a Little Obama Poolooza!

On Friday’s Morning Joe Dan Rather was talking about Jesse Jackson’s comments about Barack Obama when he said this,
“With Jesse Jackson…I have a great respect for Jesse Jackson, that he was an important figure in paving the way for an Osama bin Laden to appear. But this is one of those things, I think, by the time we get to the conventions no one’s going to remember it. It doesn’t count for very much.”
Did you catch that? Yea, he just called Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden. Watch the video…no one noticed! Or at least they acted like they didn’t. Christ. SMH.

More Poop… Bill Clinton told reporters that he’s eager to campaign for his wife's former rival Barack Obama. He said that he’s willing to do it whenever Obama asks. You can view more of his statement in the video below:

I find it funny that Bill seems more willing to campaign for Barack than he was for his own wife, but whatevs. Source and Source

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Dark Knight is the Shizzz

The Dark Knight broke all types of box office records this past weekend. First it garnered the most money from a midnight showing of any release ever ($18.5 mil over Star Wars: Episode III Reveng of the Sith’s $16.9 mil). Then it achieved the best opening day and single day in history ($66.4 mil over Spider-Man 3’s $59.8 mil). And finally it received the biggest three-day opening weekend ($155.3 mil to Spider-Man 3’s 151.1 mil). Holy Moly that’s a lot of money and it was worth every penny spent.
I saw Dark Knight Friday night and braved 2.5 hours and swollen ankles for what is quite possibly the most awesome movie I’ve ever seen. The action and amazing writing held my attention throughout. I was praying that Heath Ledger's performance wasn't being praised for the sheer fact that he died and my prayers were answered. He goes so deep into the Joker's sick psyche that it would lead one to believe that the trip he took into that very dark place may have possible aided in his real-life demise.
If you haven’t seen the movie, go out and see it…now. If you have seen the movie, SEE IT AGAIN!

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Wuchu in For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. Source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-False imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-Perjury and obstruction of justice. Source
5. Baby-Guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. Source
7. Amy Winehouse-Interfering with her husband’s case. Source
8. Glen Rice-Felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-Failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor 11. charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-Reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-Possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-Drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-Driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-Assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-Domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-Drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-Disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-Drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-Making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-Not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-Falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI. Source
25. DMX-Outstanding warrants and buying cocaine and marijuana. Source
26. Travis McCoy-Assault. Source
27. Andrew Dan-Jumbo-Assault, petty larceny and harassment. Source
28. Khloe Kardashian-DUI Source
29. Jeffrey Wright-Disorderly Conduct? Source
30. Lil Scrappy-Felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of justice. More Details…
Rapper Lil Scrappy was stabbed AND arrested last Friday (July 18, 2008) in Dekalb County, Georgia. His sister called him after having an altercation with her boyfriend. When he arrived he got into a fight with the boyfriend resulting in him getting stabbed and the cops being called. When po-po arrived they arrested him for felony possession of marijuana, felony possession of a firearm/knife, battery and obstruction of officers. Lil Scrappy, nee Darryl Kevin Richardson II, is in stable condition and remains in jail (as of Saturday July 19th) with his bail set at $1,500. Source
31. DMX-Providing false information in attempts to dodge a hospital bill.

More Details...
I know it sounds crazy but yes, DMX was arrested again. He was picked up in Phoenix this past weekend (July 19, 2008) for an earlier offense. In April he checked into an Arizona hospital for chest pains and shortness of breath. He used the name Troy Jones and gave a false address and SSN. He admitted that he gave the false information to avoid paying the bill.
"He's back in jail again," Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told the AP. "I don't know why judges keep letting this guy out. Every time he goes in there, he gets out on bond ... I'm hoping this is the one time he's going to pay the penalty for his offense. Source
I think God just quit him…

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