Halle to Play Mother in Thriller "The Surrogate"

Halle Berry may be starring in a new thriller. She’ll be playing a woman who discovers that her child’s birth mother, a surrogate, is insane. Source
I like her in the thriller genre. I made the mistake of watching Gothika…alone…on a rainy night. Not a good idea.

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Um, WHAT is this Nonsense!?

Halle and Jamie kissed and groped each other at Spike’s 2009 Guys Choice Awards. Source
Sir get your tongue out of her mouth! And Ma’am, are you massaging his crotch! What the hell is going on here? And WHHHHY?!

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Halle Meets Folks on the Net

Life as a star is so lonely that actress Halle Berry has made friends via the internet to feel normal.

Berry explains, "I never went so far as a date. But I've gone online and pretended to be someone else, in an attempt to have some anonymity. I've tried, many times, to have a normal conversation when celebrity wasn't a part of it. Sometimes it worked and at others it became a little weird."

"The reason I did it was I wanted to remember what it was like to have a real, honest exchange with someone and to be treated normally." Source

I guess I can see her point…it sounds a little crazy but whatevs.

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Halle Wants More Moppets

Halle Berry told Ellen when she appeared on her show recently that she wants more kids but definitely doesn’t want to be like the Octomom.
”I hope I don’t have like 14 more,” quips Berry. “My mind says yes,” she tells DeGeneres, “but the rest isn’t up to me so we’ll see.” Source
I hear ya Halle. Children are a blessing but damn.

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Halle's Got a New Role

Halle Berry has signed on to play Doris Payne, an international jewel thieve, in the film “Who is Doris Payne?” The film will follow the career of the thief that spans over 50 years. Source
Let’s see what Halle does with the role. We all know I’m not her biggest fan, in terms of acting that is (Queen really messed me up). But that’s not to say she can’t improve.

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Halle is Takin it All Off

Halle Berry recently spoke to Essence magazine about being a mommy and her latest acting gig.
“When I looked at the stick and saw I was pregnant … I was so happy,” she said.“I thought I knew love before, but I’ve never felt anything like this.”
She also talked about Baby Nahla’s daddy, Gabriel Aubrey, “I feel more married now than I did in any of my actual marriages. We live the truth of that and that’s more important than a piece of paper,” she tells the mag of dating the model the past three years.
“All I know is that at this moment, it feels fantastic.”
She’ll be acting in a new romantic-comedy called “Nappily Ever After”
She says, “A film has to be really special for me to leave the house. I have to love it. I mean really, really love it.”
And for the role she’ll be going bald. “I’m shaving it off! I know. Here comes the controversy, but … it’ll grow back – I hope!”“I don’t want my daughter to look back at my work and think, ‘Mom sold out,’ ” she says. “I want to leave a legacy that she can be proud of.” Source
Ah, baldy locks, eh? This should be interesting. Thank god she’s pretty cus not everyone can pull stuff like that off. When I first cut all the perm out of my hair I wore scarves and hats for MONTHS. Good luck Halle.

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Halle's Dress Gets Her Tangled in an Escalator

Actress Halle Berry was on her way to the Western Ball on Tuesday in honor of President Obama’s inauguration when her gown got caught in an escalator.
"Halle was on her way to the ball, but she was looking lost and confused in the crowd of people," a source told Page Six.
"She stepped on to the escalator and the long train of her dress got caught, causing a scene of panic. She began frantically screaming and security had to hit the emergency brake." Source
Of course she was frantically screaming. You always hear those stories of kids getting their laces caught and having their legs ripped off. My ass woulda been standing there as naked as a jaybird screaming, “Thank you for taking the wheel sweet Jesus!”

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Vivica Gets Punched in the Stomach...Figuratively Of Course

The sports writer at AJC compared the Hawks team to someone who thought they were dating Halley berry and got Vivica Fox instead.
Basically, you thought you were dating Halle Berry the first six games and now you realize you’re actually dating Vivica A. Fox, and not Independence Day Vivica but Vivica circa Nov. 20, 2008. And it’s not like Vivica isn’t fly. But she’s not exactly Halle (I know you’ve seen her on the Esquire cover so you know what I’m talking about), not exactly who you thought you were with. So the adrenaline isn’t exactly pumping the way it was early on, when you thought you hit the jackpot. - Source
Damn, that was unnecessary. I mean what did she ever do to this guy to receive such a low blow?

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Halle Wants to Take it Off!

Halle’s been acting like less of a frigid crazy lady lately. She recently spoke openly about sex and orgasms. Now she’s saying that she’s envious of fellow actress Kate Winslet who seems to be free with her nudity. She says, “Kate Winslet is always naked, sitting on a toilet, running buck-naked. She’s free. I want to be the kind of actress who can really be comfortable with my body like that.” Source
If I looked like Halle Berry, pre or post-baby I’d be naked all the time…walkin down the street, at work, shopping at Wal-Mart.

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Halle Buys a Cottage for $1.5 Mil

Actress Halle Berry dropped a cool $1.5 mil on a cottage in Canada. The three bedroom house is about an hour north of Montreal, where her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubrey’s, fam lives. According to a source Gabriel, "always dreamed of owning a house in the area. Gabriel and Halle both want baby Nahla to have the best childhood possible."
The new family will be moving to the home as soon as Halle’s done filming “Frankie and Alice” Source
That’s awefully nice. Halle seems happier than she’s ever been. Congrats to the berry-Aubrey crew.

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Halle's Got a Little Help Getting her Bod Back

According to CelebrityDirtyLaundry, Halle Berry was spotted leaving Lipo Sculpture on Rodeo Drive. This center is well known in Beverly Hills and is said to have performed 6000 procedures. Lipsculpture entails removing fat in such a way that the patient appears to have muscles as if they’d worked out. Source
Shoot do what you gotta do. I hope by the time I have kids I have enough dough to have a tummy tuck and liposculpture before I leave the hospital.

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Halle Talks Sexo Sexo With "Esquire"

Halle Berry was voted by Esquire Magazine as the ‘sexiest woman alive’ and wrote an essay for them describing her formula for a good sex life. She said, “You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms.
“They’re much better orgasms than when I was 22, and I wouldn’t let a man control that.
“Not anymore. Now, I’d invite them to participate.
“I’ve learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I’m not all about frequency - I favor intensity.”
“Men in their 20s? Forget it,” she added. Source via Source
Most of the stuff she says seems to make sense. But I can’t seem to wrap myself around the idea of Halle being such a sexual beast. Sure she’s pretty…sure she’s sexy. But something about her screams fridgid nut job. I can picture her sex sessions like that one in “Strictly Business” (which she was in) between Waymon and Diedre where the chick is giving him directions, “A little to the left…to the right…I’m coming…I’m coming…I’m there. Now, here’s a tissue for your thing.”

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Wanna Smell Like Halle?

Halle Berry is the latest celebrity to have her own fragrance and she premiered “Halle” in NY recently.
“We call Halle my second baby,” she says, “because that’s really all I’ve been working on for the past two years.”…
She hopes men will like it too. “I want women to feel that their partners, that special person thinks they smell beautiful, thinks that it’s simple enough that they can ingest it all day, every day. That’s what Gabriel said,” she adds, of her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry’s take on her signature scent. “He said it smells like that — he better be right!” Source
Wait, he spoke? I had no idea that man could speak. She’s probably making that up. Just kidding Halle, congrats.

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Random Pics

Laurie Anne and Busta Rhymes? What the hell is this world coming to?
This pic is pure comedy. Sam’s like “Yea, that’s me son!” What in hot, sweaty, wavy weave #7, bloated, hot pink hell is this? Fanny a+ for the simple casual look…I even like the blue hair. However, the bare feet are a little too casual. But since I always talk about you I’ll give you a pass. This is a momentous event…Gabriel, Nahla and Halle within a 3 foot radius of each other. It’s like seeing Haley’s comet or something.

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Random Pics

Shiny stretch pants are only sorta OK on stick thin people. Thuckums here should probably remove them from her wardrobe…just a suggestion. Lord have mercy on this poor woman. Someone needs to get this baby out of Minnie Driver IMMEDIATELY! Uncle Wacko stepped out for his birthday wearing some pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket…sighs. This is what Wacko Jacko would supposedly look like with no plastic surgery. I beg to differ. They need to spread that Jackson nose out a little bit further before I believe it. Her plastic surgeon needs to be beaten, then jailed, then beaten again.
At first glance I said Nala is quite possibly the cutest baby ever…however, there’s something there…something off... Brewer suggested a likeness to the puppet thingies in the Chinese Lion Dance . Whether I agree with him is irrelevant…especially since I won’t talk about children under the age of 11.
Holy Woolly Stank Taint Batman!

Halle's Wearing that Ring Again

Halle Berry has been pictured walking around town wearing what appears to be an engagement ring on her left ring finger. When she was spotted wearing a similar ring in May, her rep said it was a new ring from a modern designer and she bought it for herself.
We all know Halle said she wouldn’t ever get married again. I mean she hasn’t had the best luck with men, between being cheated on and beaten so severly she’s partially deaf in one ear. Source Although I wouldn’t be surprised if she went and did a private wedding somewhere and didn’t tell a soul about it. She’ sprivate…I can respect that.

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Halle's Fired Up

Halle Berry is pissed off to the highest pisstivity about pictures taken of her and baby Nahla that were leaked last week.
Halle Berry is up in arms behind the pictures of her baby Nahla that were leaked to the public last week. It was reported that the shots were taken of Halle out and about with Nahla but Berry contends they were taken in the private back garden of her home and whoever took them was tresspassing. She released a statement to The Associated Press saying, "The paparazzi have gone too far. I have long since come to terms with the fact that choosing a career as an actress has made me a public figure, but my baby has made no such choice, and unless and until she does, I will do everything I can ... to keep her out of the public eye." Source
She’s done a damn good job of keeping Nahla out of sight until this recent invasion of her privacy. I applaud her for refusing to pimp out her baby. As much as we’d all like to get a look at Nahla it’s none of our damn business. If she finds out who took it I say she sue. Humph!

Random Pics

Check out Halle showin’ the post baby belly.

And finally a pic of baby Nala!...Sorta

Mama Combs looks like Grimis.

Holy titty balls! That’s the longest cleavage I’ve ever seen!

I’m all for loving one’s own body…but when said body is riddled with stretch marks maybe it’s not such a good idea to showcase it.

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Halle's the Sexiest Black Woman Alive

Halle Berry has garnered the title of “Sexiest Black Woman Alive”. “TV One Access” counts down the 16 sexiest black women alive with Halle being crowned at the #1 position. The show also touches on other ‘sexy’ categories like “Sexiest Athletes”, “Sexiest Sense of Style”, etc. Some lovely brown ladies who make the list are Alicia Keys, Paula Patton, Tyra Banks, and Michelle Obama. Source
They are all very sexy ladies indeed. Congrats Halle!

Interesting...

Halle Berry and Danny Wood from NKOTB were…an item? Pics of Halle hangin' tough with Danny at some point in the early 90s surfaced recently leading folks to believe the two were bumping uglies.
Aye, Aye, Aye Halle. Danny? REALLY?! She has a history of picking douche bag boyfriends but at least they’re attractive. Danny was always my least favorite of the group because of his primate features. Ah well, we all have that boyfriend we’re ashamed to claim…