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Gadzooks! Someone get Rachel Zoe a sandwich! STAT! Actually, I’mma just call Busta to give her some of what he’s been eating. Busta Rhymes needs to bust a cruch. I hope she doesn’t kiss her children with that face.
Looks like Al got his groove back. Looking at him makes me sad inside.

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Laurie Anne and Busta Rhymes? What the hell is this world coming to?
This pic is pure comedy. Sam’s like “Yea, that’s me son!” What in hot, sweaty, wavy weave #7, bloated, hot pink hell is this? Fanny a+ for the simple casual look…I even like the blue hair. However, the bare feet are a little too casual. But since I always talk about you I’ll give you a pass. This is a momentous event…Gabriel, Nahla and Halle within a 3 foot radius of each other. It’s like seeing Haley’s comet or something.

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Get Out Your Church Suits, It's Time to See the Judge

Word on the street is that yesterday the New York City Criminal Court was like a Summer Jam Concert with all the rappers scheduled to appear. Remy Ma, Lil’ Wayne, Busta Rhymes, and Ja Rule were all had to go to court yesterday for various offenses. Remy was there for assault charges (and by assault I mean shooting her home girl in the gut). The fellas were in for a bevy of drug, weapons, and assault charges.
Hey! I just got an idea. Since I’m still pursuing a career in hype-man-ology, I think I’ll post up outside the courthouse practicing my sweet moves. I’m bound to run into some hip-hop celebrity who will no doubt notice my skills and hire me as part of their entourage on the spot. “Let me here ya say ‘Ho!!!”