Get Out Your Church Suits, It's Time to See the Judge

Word on the street is that yesterday the New York City Criminal Court was like a Summer Jam Concert with all the rappers scheduled to appear. Remy Ma, Lil’ Wayne, Busta Rhymes, and Ja Rule were all had to go to court yesterday for various offenses. Remy was there for assault charges (and by assault I mean shooting her home girl in the gut). The fellas were in for a bevy of drug, weapons, and assault charges.
Hey! I just got an idea. Since I’m still pursuing a career in hype-man-ology, I think I’ll post up outside the courthouse practicing my sweet moves. I’m bound to run into some hip-hop celebrity who will no doubt notice my skills and hire me as part of their entourage on the spot. “Let me here ya say ‘Ho!!!”