Geriatric Joe

George Clooney is reportedly going to play G.I. Joe in an upcoming adaptation of the famous comic. He even abandoned his role in Joe Carnahan’s film White Jazz to appear in the action film. He beat out Mark Wahlberg for the role.
If you ask me Mark would have been a better choice. I like you and all George but are you going to be playing Joe after like his third tour in Nam? I mean you’re old...old as hell. You mighta been able to pull this off back in the day…like way back…like back when you were on Roseanne. But now? Not so much.