J-Lo Wants you to Pay for a Woodie!

J-Lo has teamed up with a handset manufactuer named Gresso to offer a wood grain flash drive. It comes with a copy of her latest album Brave. And get this. She’s charging $70 for it. Dummy! No one bought your album the first time around. Do you think they’re gonna buy it now that it’s coupled with a WOODEN USB drive? And spend $70 to boot? Me thinks not! Them babies she’s smuggling must be sucking all the life force from her brain.