J-Lo's a Big Baby

According to Gatecrashe, J-Lo was a total diva during her birthday celebration this past weekend. She got mad that folks showed up lat to her 40th birthday part that she threw a temper tantrum.
“Jennifer’s party was very intimate, and there were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,” said one partygoer, who added, “Jennifer was visibly upset and embarrassed.
“In the Heights” star “Javier Munoz was the only person who gave advance notice that he was going to be late, because he was doing a show on Saturday night,” the insider continued. “But the others had no excuse. Being late is the height of rudeness, and guests were still arriving at midnight.”
Says a second source, “Everyone at the party was dancing until well after midnight, especially Gayle King! Benny Medina had to change his shirt he worked up such a sweat on the dance floor, and Swiss Beatz did a special rap just for J.Lo.”
As for Lopez herself, says our first insider, “After Jennifer got over her initial irritation, she let go and looked like she was having the time of her life, drinking champagne and partying until 4 a.m. It was definitely a good way to kick-start her 40s.” Source
Who gives a damn Jenny? Jus be happy they showed up at all.

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Ben Still Mad at J-Lo

Ben Affleck feels like Jenny from the block ruined his career.
“I was no longer in control of my life. I thought I wanted certain things, but I didn’t. I got lost. I felt suffocated, miserable and gross. I should never have gone down that route or got sucked in to all the publicity. I was typecast as myself. Too many people weren’t getting past what they read about me. That was damaging. I can tell from experience it’s bad for you, and bad for your career. So I took a break, went away for a while and let things calm down.” Source
My mommy, Patty Boo, always sais that the power of the booty is unrivaled. And jenny’s got quite a lot of power stuffed in that trunk of hers. Ben didn’t stand a chance.

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Marc Wants J-Lo at Home

A source told Bossip that Marc and J-Lo are at odds again…or should I say ‘still?
Anywho, here’s what they had to say.’
They’re continually having problems. She has put aside work for marriage and babies and Marc really prefers that because he’s very controlling. Of course, she’s used to working a lot and wasn’t happy not being busy with music or film. She’s just started filming again and it’s completely brightened her mood. But, now Marc is pissed that she’s not complying with his wishes. I’m not sure if it will last much longer at this rate. Source
Looks like that machismo rearing its ugly head.

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J-Lo's Twins Celebrate Their First B-Day

J-Lo and Marc celebrated the birthdays of their 1-year-old twins with a big birthday party. Several guests, who included Nicole Richie, Joel Madden and their daughter Harlow arrived with a bevy of gifts.
The backyard was decorated with metallic silver balloons and a blue-and-red color theme. Two moonbouncers, a clown and upbeat music were also set up in the backyard. Source
And the Dragon Tale twins live on.

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Papa Sly, please stop. You’re scaring the children.

For once I agree with Media Take Out…this is absolutely disgusting. Even when the hair on my legs is at its hairiest (which hasn’t happened for a good 15 years) it NEVER looks like this. This right here is JUST why humans aren’t meant to have litters of children. Someone needs to get Lindz a sandwich and a hearty chowder cus this weight loss nonsense is getting out of hand. I don’t know about this here wig…thoughts? Those babies don’t have irises…just an eye full of pupil..it’s scary!

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Women in Critical Condition After J-Lo Butt Surgery

Two women in Florida have been hospitalized after botched booty surgeries.
“Two women are fighting for their lives after cosmetic injections aimed at giving them ‘J-Lo’ style bottoms went disastrously wrong. Andrea Lee, 30, suffered total kidney failure after being ‘poisoned’ with what is believed to be industrial silicone. Her friend Zakiya Teagle, 33, is also in a critical condition in a Florida hospital after her internal organs stopped functioning.”
They were told by their surgeons that their booties were going to be injected with a silicone substance called “hydrogel,” but were likely injected with a stronger industrial substance. Source
Not everyone is meant to have a dookie booty. Work with what you got instead of going under the knife. A little nip/tuck is straight killin folks these days.

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Ummmmm In the same vain…UMMMM What the hell kind of GD outfit is this? I love fanny and I know I talk about her a lot. So first I’ll say that her body looks great. BUT someone needs to introduce her to anti-persperant.
Andre J looking scintillating…
I appreciate her patriotism…BUT

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Skelator's Backhand

Star’s cover story says that Marc Anthony as not only verbally but also physically abusive to Jenn.
“They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving,” reveals an insider close to Marc. “They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It’s been war in their house!” And while Jennifer is known to let loose on him, another source says Marc “can be really mean. He’s a macho guy with a horrible temper and can say awful things.” Source
I could see her beating him up more than him hitting her. Then again he does look hungry. I know when I’m hungry I’d punch babies in the face if it meant getting a sammich. Maybe they can solve all their problems by feeding Marc.

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Marc and Jenn Splitting Up?

Rumors are swirling again that J-Lo and Marc are headed to splitsville. The two have both been spotted without their wedding rings recently. And a source at the NY Daily News says a break is imminent.
A source tells the publication, "Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc's show at Madison Square Garden on February 14.
"Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven't been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell... They're definitely planning a clean break in February." Source
I hope for the Dragon Tale twins’ sake they can stick it out.

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J-Lo's Got a New Gig

J-Lo is working again. She’s been cast in another romantic comedy called “Plan B”. It’s about a woman who has artificial insemination to have a baby. The day she finds out that she’s pregnant she also meets the man of her dreams. Source
No thank you. I’ll pass.

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J-Lo Wins Big Against Ex in Court

J-Lo has won a $545K settlement against her ex-husband Ojani Noa for writing a tell-all book about her sexual exploits. Noa’s book (which was never published) alleges that Jenny from the block cheated on him with Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs as well as boinking Marc Anthony while he was still married to his wife Dayanara.
He also says that when Jenny let him run her restaurant Madre’s, and was married to Cris Judd she had already started dipping off with Ben Affleck. Source
So he’s pretty much saying she’s a cheating whore who has the attention span of a gnat. Not very nice to say to someone who was nice enough to give you a job when she wasn’t even with you anymore.
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Eva Mendes Hits J-Lo Below the Butt

In a recent interview with ES magazine Eva Mendes took a stab at fellow Latina actress Jennifer Lopez. Wanna hear it? Here it go!
On being compared to Jennifer Lopez: “I would like to think I will have a more serious career than J-Lo. We may both be of Latin origin but that’s where the comparisons stop. She manages her career like the head of a big corporation, whereas the only thing I care about is becoming the best actress possible.” Source
Enough with the insults. I don’t think J-Lo’s the greatest actress…or singer for that fact. But that doesn’t make you Meryl Streep. Serious actress, eh? Do you think we forgot about Pluto Nash and Ghost Rider?

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J-Lo is Kewl With Scientology

J-Lo opened up to The Daily Beast on post partum and Scientology.
She says:

J Lo on the Mommy Blues“At the tenth day after giving birth all that chemical stuff did peak—that hormone thing—and I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving. I couldn’t get up fast enough to feed the babies…Marc was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, ‘Oh, Papi…they’re going to know everybody more than me…They’re going to love everybody more than me!’ [Lopez also says in the interview that she’s not breastfeeding, but doesn’t elaborate.]

On Her Breakdown“I don’t get nervous. I don’t get depressed. Blah, blah, blah…There was a time when I was very overworked and I was doing music and movies and so many things. I was suffering from a lack of sleep. And I did have a kind of nervous breakdown. I froze up on a set. Well, not on a set, but in my trailer. I was like, ‘I don’t want to move. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to do anything.’ It was on that movie Enough [in 2002]. Yeah. I did. I had a nervous breakdown.
“There were no signs leading up to it. You really don’t know what’s happening at first. I was going, ‘What’s going on?’ It was about five in the afternoon in my trailer and I just sat there. I remember telling my assistant at the time, Arlene, to go get the director, Michael Apted, and I asked if I could go home because I was feeling so sick and weird. I kept saying, ‘I’m not weak. I’m not weak.’ It’s funny what tricks your mind plays on you. I just didn’t want people to think I was falling apart. But when I look back on it now it’s so odd to me that those are the words I chose to say: ‘I AM NOT WEAK.’
“Michael let me off and when he left I just sat there and started crying and felt frozen. I didn’t want to move. My bodyguard, who had been with me for many years, picked me up and put me in the car and they took me to a doctor…Right away they want to give you pills. But I have never liked the idea of pills and kept saying no to that and just kept asking what was wrong with me. ‘I’ll tell you what’s wrong,’ the doctor said. ‘You’re sleep deprived. You’re overworked. Go home and go to bed.’ He told me to go back to work on Monday after a weekend of sleeping because if I waited longer that I would only get more panicked about working. So that’s what I did. I’ve still never been to a shrink. I’m not a shrinky person.”

On Scientology: Lopez’s father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.”“Do you consider yourself a Scientologist?”“No…I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”“That it is too exotic? Too cultish?”“Just negative feelings.”“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?”“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.” Daily Beast

These “technologies” that she’s OK exposing her children to, I wonder if they involve shock treatment or anal probing.

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Oh Jen. It’s OK. Everyone gets a pass. Why does she always make THAT FACE?! That’s probably the cleanest place her tongue has ever seen. Aww! See, ALL of my pics aren't bad.

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L-Lo Wants More Ninos

Jenny from the block told ET that she plans on having more kids.
“I’d love to have more kids. I don’t know when, we’ll see, you know, that’s the same way my first ones happened! We’ll just do it the same way for the second [time around]!” Source
Hurry up mi hija! Cus the clock is ticking and time is almost up!

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The fact that someone was able to capture J-Lo like this is awesome.
Harpo, who dis woman? When Man-reka finds out about this this heifer’s ass is grass. No Aubrey, aureole ISN’T in this season. Why did I laugh for five minutes when I saw this pic?
(Thanks Alex)

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J-Lo Does Nude Pregnant Photo Shoot

J-Lo spoke to Ell about all things pregnant. She said,
"We knew nothing was wrong with either one of us," Mrs. Marc Anthony said about not being able to get pregnant right away. "I had been checked, and he had kids already. I knew something's not ready here, in my head or in my life, and when it is, I know it's going to happen." "We came off tour and I said 'I did the superwoman thing, I finished the tour — now I need you to take care of me. I love doing things for you; if I'm not cooking, then I'm picking out a shirt. But this is the first time in my life where I'm just going to be a little bit selfish. I don't know if I'm going to have kids again, so I want it to be a beautiful experience. I don't want to have any drama. I want to just be smiling every day.'"
Two weeks before she gave birth, J-Lo says she commissioned a book of photos of herself for Marc which included some nudy pregs pics. "I was like, How am I going to rock this moment of my life?... I felt very womanly. Marc was in a dream. He loved it." Source
I’m not totally against nude preg pics but two weeks before giving birth most women look like they’ve been hit by a truck then beat by a 2x4…I guess it doesn’t matter though. Let’s all get on our knees and thank God for Photoshop.

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J-Lo's Preparing for a Triathlon?!

J-Lo spoke with Good Morning America about the techniques she’s employing to train for a triathlon being held later this year.
Just curious, how many handlers and pairs of spanks did it take to flatten that post twin belly of hers?

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J-Lo Averts Testifying for Diddy

Jennifer Lopez has dodged a bullet, as they say, and won’t be forced to testify in a lawsuit that’s been filed against her ex, Sean Combs, over his involvement in a 1999 club shooting. J-Lo was dating puffy at the time and was with him the night the shots were fired that injured two people. Diddy’s then protégé, Jamal “Shyne” Barrow, took the rap for the shooting and is serving a 10 year sentence. And both men are named in the $130 million dollar suit by Natania Reuben who was shot in the face during the incident.
J-Lo was subpoenaed by Reuben’s lawyers but it was found that she didn’t have anything to contribute so the subpoena was cancelled. Source
As soon as that shooting happened Jenny from the block came out of her Mandingo induced haze and stayed as far away from Puffy as possible. And rightly so, there’s something about him that just ain’t right.

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J-Lo Shows Her Colors

Marc Anthony recently revealed to the world that his wife is just as much of a bitch as we thought she was. According to Contac Music he said, “Jennifer pushes me out of bed to go and check on the twins if they are crying. Absolutely. We share the parenting responsibilities. We are a team. I love being a dad and that is a big part of it. My family is strong and my foundations are good and they give me so much energy. So I have energy to look after them and energy to work. I am on top of the world right now.” Source
They give him energy eh? Then why does he still look like he’s been dead for five years? And if they ‘share’ responsibilities wouldn’t that mean that she would be getting out of bed as well? Hmm, if she keeps this up her kids are just going to know her as ‘that lady who keeps draping us in chinchilla’ and not so much mami.

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