Lohan Blasts JT's Clothing Line

Lindsay Lohan took it upon herself to blast Justin Timberlake’s Willian Rast clothing line.
She tweeted:
“i can’t believe you are lowering yourselves to a MACY’S brand- i am speechless. Paris is chic not mid America. Gross.”
“i am sorry for the unnecessary comment-wasn’t meant to be a jab”
“i have some William Rast & it’s great-was a friends words. and my 6126 leggings are in Macy’s West and they’ve been great to work with.” Source
Simple heifer doesn’t even know who’s selling her crappy threads.
Prince sold out his two upcoming concerts in less than 8 minutes. Fans bought over 7,000 tickets for his gigs at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland in record time. He’s going to close the festival with two shows on July 18th. Source
Even though I’m a die hard VINTAGE Prince fan I do like some of the stuff from his latest album. I can see why tickets sold out so fast.

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Lindz and SamRo are Engaged?

Lindsay has been stalking SamRo in London and it looks like it paid off. She was spotted with a diamond ring on her left hand.
She posted a mysterious message on her Twitter:
"Leaving London but but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe." she wrote.Source
I hope SamRo didn’t take a step backwards and ask that loon to marry her. Right now she needs more help than Sam can give her.

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Asher Roth is Unimpressed with Lindsay

Asher Roth is such a big star now that he’s boin around dissin’ folks. He recently performed in SoCal and Lindsay Lohan showed up expecting the start treatment…he didn’t give it to her.

An insider said that "Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during 'She Don't Want A Man,' but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single."

Linds didn't like that and tweeted about it, but later removed the post. "Wow," she sniped. "Asher was cocky to all my friends and not that nice."

Roth responded, via a statement to PerezHilton.com, saying: "Lindsay Lohan's not my scene."

Source

I’m not mad at him for telling her to beat it. I mean…at this point he’s more of a star than her. Sit yer ass in the crowd and be happy about it!

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Lindz is Preggers?!?!

Rumor has it that Lindz may be preggers. Lord, take me now.
A source says, “I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.” Source
I can’t and I won’t. The second it pops out that baby will run the nurses in pediatrics for all their dough so it can get its next fix.

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Lindsay's New Piece is Revealed

Lindsay Lohan supposedly has a new boo…and it’s a man. The mystery man she was seen with on her Hawaiian vaca was a computer nerd by the name of Ben Holz who owns PeekEez.com.
“I’d prefer not to say anything about the situation,” he said. Source
Looks like LiLo is going back to her roots.

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Lily Regrets Copycat Tattoo

Lily Allen recently went out with Lindz and got matching “Shhh…” tattoos on their right index fingers. Well now she regrets it because she realized that they’re not so original. Rihanna got the same tattoo some months back.
Allen explains, "I've since found out Rihanna's got the same thing, so it's not really... I mean she's very cool - but I thought I was being original!" Source
Honey there ain’t a new idea under the sun. So when you get something permanent it better mean something. So sorry to those of you out there who have cartoon character tattoos. Sighs…what a shame.

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Random Pics

Papa Sly, please stop. You’re scaring the children.

For once I agree with Media Take Out…this is absolutely disgusting. Even when the hair on my legs is at its hairiest (which hasn’t happened for a good 15 years) it NEVER looks like this. This right here is JUST why humans aren’t meant to have litters of children. Someone needs to get Lindz a sandwich and a hearty chowder cus this weight loss nonsense is getting out of hand. I don’t know about this here wig…thoughts? Those babies don’t have irises…just an eye full of pupil..it’s scary!

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Lindsay is Cutting Again?

In addition to becoming extremely thin recently, Lindsay Lohan is also rumored to cutting herself again.
A friend said: “The marks looked really red and sore.
“She tried to hide them under a long-sleeved shirt but when she lifted up her arm to show someone a picture on her mobile phone you could see the lines on her arm.” Source
Her PR team has responded to the whispers of an eating disorder. They said, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.” Source
Two full meals of what? Trident and cigarettes?

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SamRo in the Hospital Over the Holidays

Lindz had to drive SamRo to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for what possibly might have been a bout with exhaustion and depression.
“She [Samantha Ronson] was calling around. She knew she had done something wrong,” the friend tells Life & Style. Early this morning, doctors were immediately called to the house. “She’s been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep. Gal pal Lindsay Lohan has been helping her through this as she has been through it herself two years ago.” Friends, family and Lindsay are by her side. A rep for Lindsay Lohan did not want to comment. Source
Looks like sam is working herself to the bone so Lindz can shop on Rodeo. Poor girl needs a nap…and a sandwich.

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Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn?!

Lindz and actor Sean Penn were seen at his private party for his new movie “Milk” getting awfully cozy. As soon as she got there she ran over to sit by Sean who “nuzzled” and held her. They left together later to attend an after party. Source
Sam, if you can’t trust this bish, or at least scare her into being faithful, then it’s time to let it go.

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Lindz Denies Breakup Rumors

Lindsay told fans that she and SamRo are still going strong despite rumors to the contrary. She did so via her MySpace blog.
She writes:
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL
Source
Uh, thanks for the update Lindz.

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Lindsay and Sam are Scrappin' Again

Reports of fighting between Lindz and Sam are circulating again. The two were spotted fighting at the Atlantis in Dubai Tuesday because Lindsay was flirting with her ex, Calum Best. Sam went as far as tearing the two apart on the dance floor. They started fighting again the other night and it ended with Sam storming off and Lindsay left in tears.
Put that hoe in check Sam! Can’t have her flaunting her bisexuality all up in her face. Yoke her up and be done with it.
Here’s a video shot after the first fight via Holy Moly!

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SamRo Gives Lindsay a Lap Dance?

WENN
While in Europe recently Samantha Ronson was inspired by some lezzy hoes to do a sexy lap dance for her boo Lindsay Lohan. She was DJ’ing at Chinawhite in London when she saw some girls trying to move in on her territory. So she did and impromptu nasty dance for Lindz.
A source said: “They went into a full kiss, their hands all over each other.Nobody knew where to look.”
The source added: “Lindsay crawled on all fours under the bar and nestled upto Sam on the decks, hugging her as if to say she was her girl.”
This was right after Lindsay told the imposing hoes to beat it. SourceIt wouldn’t have been my move but I understand wanting to mark your territory. I prefer the use of pipes and crowbars. I’ll add a quote by my beloved Coral from Real World… “I don’t wrestle! I beat bitches up!”

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Lindz and Sam Headed to the Alter?

Wedding rumors are floating around again for Lindz and Sam. Word is they’ll get their rings in Paris then fly to London where Sam has a gig and announce their engagement. Source
For the umpteenth time, Congrats on your engagement you two crazy lezzies!

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Sam and Lindz Respond to Joe Francis's Comments

While on the Tyra Bank’s Show, Girls Gone Wild head honcho, Joe Francis not only said that Samantha is jealous but that Lindsay isn’t gay.
Joe said: “Samantha is very jealous. Samantha tried to start a fight withme. I care about Lindsay - she's not gay. She's being controlled by thiswretched woman, this Samantha.”
When Sam heard this she fought back with, I think Joe Francis is one of the more disgusting human beings in the world because of what he does. He's a s**tbag. He should find something else to talk about.”
Earlier this month Samantha claimed that Joe ignored her at a VMA party. She said, “He said hello to Lindsay and lookedover at me as if I wasn't a human being. He's got no manners.”
Lindsay weighed in on her blog saying, “Joe Francis has no place in saying anything aboutSamantha, especially after all the s**t he has done.” Source
It’s nice to see her sticking up for her boo…but it’s interesting to see she didn’t stick up for herself…or at least address what he said about her sexuality.

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Linds is Strickly D!ckly

According to a friend Lindsay is professing her love for the peen. They said, “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.” Source
She might be gay…she might be straight. Right now she just seems confused.

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"Ugly Betty" Makes Lindsay Cry

Lindsay’s “Ugly Betty” days are supposedly numbered and recently she was embarrassed to tears on set by costar America Ferrera.
“She was wearing a G-string. And it was America’s fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn’t supposed to pull Lindsay’s pants down - but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying.” Source
This coming from someone who shows her vagina so much I could draw it from memory.
In More Lindz/”Ugly Betty” News…

Vanessa Willaims is speaking out in defense of Lindsay after recent rumors that she’s behaving like a diva onset. She says,"That's what the press does, that's what gossip's about, and media is about."I had a few scenes with Lindsay. She was a hard worker, she showed up on time and in the scenes I had with her, she was completely prepared. In terms of me working with Lindsay, she was professional, she knew her lines and she was great with me." Source
She added and she showed Lindz her Penthouse spread and Lindz raved over them. Oh, and that she thinks Lindsay is hot. The end.
Ok…so I made that last part up…but I can SO see it happening.

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Lindsay and Sam Duke it Out on the Train

Lindz and her lady love, Sam-Ro were caught arguing on a train from NY to DC recently. People think it may spell the end of their relationship.
A source said Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.” Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!” Source
Sounds like Lindsay is just being annoying and maybe Sam is sick of dealing with it. Lindz, shut ur trap! Sam is probably the only person willing to deal with you.
Sidebar: I guess the rumors of Lindsay’s debt are true. What celebs stoop so low to take the train these days? I mean, I can afford a plane to DC and I’m broke as hell.

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Sam-Ro Isn't Happy With Li-Lo's Spending

Apparently Samantha Ronson is upset at the way Lindz spends her money.
“Lindsay doesn’t want Samantha to see evidence of her frivolous spending,” a pal of the couple tells OK!. “Samantha is pretty conservative with her money, so the fact that Lindsay never seems to look at prices stresses her out. Worse, Lindsay has resorted to hiding her spending from Samantha – not a good thing.”
On the other hand, DJ Samantha earns at least $300,000 a month from her skills on the turntables. “She is super responsible and takes her work very seriously,” says her pal. “She is never late for a gig and is fastidious about her bookkeeping.”
“Samantha loves Lindsay very much, but in recent months, Samantha has been very stressed about the responsibility she feels she has for Lindsay,” the pal explains to OK!. “Lindsay really needs to be honest with Samantha if she wants their relationship to stay on track.” Source
I know they’re not married yet but when you’re in a relationship you need to be honest about your spending habits with your significant other. More importantly you need to be honest with yourself.

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Lindsay Wants Nothing to Do With Her Dad

According to Page Six Lindz has taken out an order of protection against her father. Sources say that she’s so scared because “he’s behaving so erratically” and “she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Lindsay’s rep declined to comment. Source
This is sad but sometimes all it takes is a little tough love get knock sense into folks.

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