Lindz is Preggers?!?!

Rumor has it that Lindz may be preggers. Lord, take me now.
A source says, “I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil. She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days. Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.” Source
I can’t and I won’t. The second it pops out that baby will run the nurses in pediatrics for all their dough so it can get its next fix.

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