Lindz and SamRo are Engaged?

Lindsay has been stalking SamRo in London and it looks like it paid off. She was spotted with a diamond ring on her left hand.
She posted a mysterious message on her Twitter:
"Leaving London but but with my favorite favorite!!!-travel buddy & great news to share!! Maybe." she wrote.Source
I hope SamRo didn’t take a step backwards and ask that loon to marry her. Right now she needs more help than Sam can give her.

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Lindsay and Samantha are Fighting Again

Lindz and SamRo are at it again. The girls were fighting so loud that people outside Sam’s house could hear them. A source said, "The noise was pretty frightening. It was the two of them screeching at one another, and you could hear stuff being banged around too - it sounded like a lovers' quarrel, but a pretty bad one!" Source
Nothing wrong with a little lezzy angst. They’ll be tickling each other and having pillow fights in no time.

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SamRo in the Hospital Over the Holidays

Lindz had to drive SamRo to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for what possibly might have been a bout with exhaustion and depression.
“She [Samantha Ronson] was calling around. She knew she had done something wrong,” the friend tells Life & Style. Early this morning, doctors were immediately called to the house. “She’s been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep. Gal pal Lindsay Lohan has been helping her through this as she has been through it herself two years ago.” Friends, family and Lindsay are by her side. A rep for Lindsay Lohan did not want to comment. Source
Looks like sam is working herself to the bone so Lindz can shop on Rodeo. Poor girl needs a nap…and a sandwich.

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Lindz Denies Breakup Rumors

Lindsay told fans that she and SamRo are still going strong despite rumors to the contrary. She did so via her MySpace blog.
She writes:
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL
Source
Uh, thanks for the update Lindz.

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Lindsay and Sam are Scrappin' Again

Reports of fighting between Lindz and Sam are circulating again. The two were spotted fighting at the Atlantis in Dubai Tuesday because Lindsay was flirting with her ex, Calum Best. Sam went as far as tearing the two apart on the dance floor. They started fighting again the other night and it ended with Sam storming off and Lindsay left in tears.
Put that hoe in check Sam! Can’t have her flaunting her bisexuality all up in her face. Yoke her up and be done with it.
Here’s a video shot after the first fight via Holy Moly!

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SamRo Gives Lindsay a Lap Dance?

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While in Europe recently Samantha Ronson was inspired by some lezzy hoes to do a sexy lap dance for her boo Lindsay Lohan. She was DJ’ing at Chinawhite in London when she saw some girls trying to move in on her territory. So she did and impromptu nasty dance for Lindz.
A source said: “They went into a full kiss, their hands all over each other.Nobody knew where to look.”
The source added: “Lindsay crawled on all fours under the bar and nestled upto Sam on the decks, hugging her as if to say she was her girl.”
This was right after Lindsay told the imposing hoes to beat it. SourceIt wouldn’t have been my move but I understand wanting to mark your territory. I prefer the use of pipes and crowbars. I’ll add a quote by my beloved Coral from Real World… “I don’t wrestle! I beat bitches up!”

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Lindz and Sam Headed to the Alter?

Wedding rumors are floating around again for Lindz and Sam. Word is they’ll get their rings in Paris then fly to London where Sam has a gig and announce their engagement. Source
For the umpteenth time, Congrats on your engagement you two crazy lezzies!

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Sam and Lindz Respond to Joe Francis's Comments

While on the Tyra Bank’s Show, Girls Gone Wild head honcho, Joe Francis not only said that Samantha is jealous but that Lindsay isn’t gay.
Joe said: “Samantha is very jealous. Samantha tried to start a fight withme. I care about Lindsay - she's not gay. She's being controlled by thiswretched woman, this Samantha.”
When Sam heard this she fought back with, I think Joe Francis is one of the more disgusting human beings in the world because of what he does. He's a s**tbag. He should find something else to talk about.”
Earlier this month Samantha claimed that Joe ignored her at a VMA party. She said, “He said hello to Lindsay and lookedover at me as if I wasn't a human being. He's got no manners.”
Lindsay weighed in on her blog saying, “Joe Francis has no place in saying anything aboutSamantha, especially after all the s**t he has done.” Source
It’s nice to see her sticking up for her boo…but it’s interesting to see she didn’t stick up for herself…or at least address what he said about her sexuality.

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Lindsay and Sam Duke it Out on the Train

Lindz and her lady love, Sam-Ro were caught arguing on a train from NY to DC recently. People think it may spell the end of their relationship.
A source said Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.” Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!” Source
Sounds like Lindsay is just being annoying and maybe Sam is sick of dealing with it. Lindz, shut ur trap! Sam is probably the only person willing to deal with you.
Sidebar: I guess the rumors of Lindsay’s debt are true. What celebs stoop so low to take the train these days? I mean, I can afford a plane to DC and I’m broke as hell.

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Sam-Ro Isn't Happy With Li-Lo's Spending

Apparently Samantha Ronson is upset at the way Lindz spends her money.
“Lindsay doesn’t want Samantha to see evidence of her frivolous spending,” a pal of the couple tells OK!. “Samantha is pretty conservative with her money, so the fact that Lindsay never seems to look at prices stresses her out. Worse, Lindsay has resorted to hiding her spending from Samantha – not a good thing.”
On the other hand, DJ Samantha earns at least $300,000 a month from her skills on the turntables. “She is super responsible and takes her work very seriously,” says her pal. “She is never late for a gig and is fastidious about her bookkeeping.”
“Samantha loves Lindsay very much, but in recent months, Samantha has been very stressed about the responsibility she feels she has for Lindsay,” the pal explains to OK!. “Lindsay really needs to be honest with Samantha if she wants their relationship to stay on track.” Source
I know they’re not married yet but when you’re in a relationship you need to be honest about your spending habits with your significant other. More importantly you need to be honest with yourself.

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Random Pics

This pic is actually, dare I say it…Cute.

OMG his nails! I’m scared. Excuse me while I go hide in my closet and weep quietly.

UM!!!!!

Can someone please hold Blu Cantrell down and force feed her a pulled pork sandwich or something?

Baby Z’s faces stay crackin’ me up.

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Ro-Han Post

Lindsay outed herself during an interview with DJ Ted Stryker of the syndicated radio program “Loveline.” Here's how it went down:
"You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?" DJ Ted Stryker asked. "Like two years, one year, five months, two months?"
"For a very long time," Lohan said after laughing. Source
I’m sure that’s a relief. Now all they need to do is get hitched and adopt some babies from Rawanda…it’ll be great.

In Other Ro-Han News…
Sam is scared she’ll bore Lindsay in bed.
A source said: “Lindsay’s always been rampant and loves sex. Sam just doesn’t know whether she will be able to keep her satisfied. She’s hoping that getting married will really seal the deal.”The source added to Britain’s Closer magazine: “Sam wants to be with her 24/7 and is incredibly possessive – but Lindsay seems happy with the situation.” Source
Awww, a possessive, uncomfortable, intense, sex crazed, stalkerish lesbot couple. What’s not to love?

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Lindsay's Parents Say 'No Way' to Wedding Rumors

Lindsay’s parents are defusing all wedding rumors.
“It’s all BS,” says her father, Michael Lohan, when asked if L.A. DJ Ronson recently proposed to his daughter. “It’s not true.” A source close to Dina Lohan adds, “She said it’s just one of Lindsay’s cocktail rings, nothing more.” In fact, Lindsay enjoys wearing flashy rings on her wedding ring finger especially because of the storm it causes in the media.
“It’s like her own personal joke these days,” the source said. “She slips a ring on that finger, then goes to a party and watches the rumors start to roll. It amuses her.” Source
Uh yea, no shit. But seriously, am I the only one intrigued by their relationship. They’re like a mini-Degenerossi (my nickname for Ellen and Portia) except they’re not as cool.

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Ro-Han Post

Lindsay explains in the October Marie Claire the matching tattoos that she and her boo Samantha Ronson have.
“Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that,” Then, pointing to a little heart, she says, “she got this.”
“I’m really happy. She’s a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Source
That’s actually sweet. Maybe they can get married and have a bunch of attention whore, rail thin babies, no?

More Ro-Han News… The Sun is reporting that Samantha wants to marry Lindsay with in the next six months.Samantha announced at Chateau Marmont during a set, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Source
Vive le lesbots!
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Random Pics

Laurie Anne and Busta Rhymes? What the hell is this world coming to?
This pic is pure comedy. Sam’s like “Yea, that’s me son!” What in hot, sweaty, wavy weave #7, bloated, hot pink hell is this? Fanny a+ for the simple casual look…I even like the blue hair. However, the bare feet are a little too casual. But since I always talk about you I’ll give you a pass. This is a momentous event…Gabriel, Nahla and Halle within a 3 foot radius of each other. It’s like seeing Haley’s comet or something.

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Michael Lohan's Douchery Continues

Michael Lohan recently did an interview with X17 where he airs his issues with Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson. It went a little something like this.

X17: Why is Samantha bad for Lindsay? ML: She’s feeding Lindsay alcohol behind the scenes, but that’s really Lindsay’s fault for taking it — it’s not about drugs or alcohol. A person can be a drug and Sam is a drug. She’s very controlling and manipulative and it’s not a healthy relationship for Lindsay…

X17: What do you say about accusations from the media that you’re attacking Sam simply don’t like what has been portrayed as Lindsay’s gay relationship with her?
ML: That’s not the reason at all. Lindsay is fragile and Sam takes advantage of her and the relationship is too intense and too dramatic. Sam and Dina are probably the two worst people Lindsay could be around right now … along with her friend Patrick I mean, look at Sam … does she have an identity crisis or what? I mean, the way she carries herself, the way she dresses; she’s a slob. As long as Sam’s in Lindsay’s life, Lindsay will never be able to reach the potential God gave her.

X17: The media have commented that Lindsay looks better; she looks healthy; she doesn’t appear to be drinking or doing drugs; she showed up to work on time for “Labor Pains.” By all accounts, she seems to be doing well. What are her problems or issues right now?
ML: It’s not about Sam giving Lindsay drugs or alcohol or anything — there are prescription drugs from doctors — psychotropic drugs, antidepressants — that have a serious effect on a person. And I would like to put that out there. These things can mess with a person’s mind. I see some parallels between Britney and Lindsay — the instability, the domineering companion. Lindsay’s not in the state that Britney was or is, but there are minor similarities. Just because a person’s not abusing drugs or alcohol doesn’t mean they’re healthy. And Lindsay being with Sam is making matters worse. I would sacrifice my own life to get Sam out of Lindsay’s. Source
Lindsay’s response:
“He’s out of control,” she told Access from the set of “Ugly Betty,” where she’s filming several guest appearances for the ABC show’s third season. “I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love,” she said. Source

Samantha’s response via her Myspace page:
i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in Lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with Lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out Mr. Lohan? Source

I could see if he were truly a concerned parent but he's a lecherous parasite. Seriously, he needs to leave those girls alone.

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Trouble and Paradise?

OK! Magazine is reporting that Lindsay may be having eyes for the men folk again. An eyewitness told the magazine that on August 5th at the Delano Hotel’s Florida Room Lindsay got cozy with the fellas whenever Sam wasn’t around. “Lindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys.” Earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the couple’s fighting. “Lindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,” an insider tells OK!. “Sam tries to focus on Lindsay, but it’s never enough.” Another friend adds, “Lindsay has to be the center of attention, or she’ll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.” Source
Even if they break I don’t see them staying apart for two long. There’s something intense about their relationship that tells me they won’t be able to make a clean split. They’ll be like the Tommy Lee and Pamela of the lesbian world.

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Lindz is Sportin' Some Bling

We’ve been hearing rumors that Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson are getting hitched. Despite dispelling those rumors Lindsay has now been pictured wearing a wedding-esque band on her left ring finger.
“Sam and Lindsay are unbelievably happy and in a healthy relationship,” a pal of the couple says. “And like any couple in love, they speak about marriage and the future, but right now, there is no wedding planned.” They add that Lindz probably wore the ring to create “some more buzz.” Source
Buzz around what? They’ve got enough buzz if you ask me.

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Sammy-Boy Buys Lindz Some Sweet Bling

Lindsay Lohans “gal pal” DJ Samantha Ronson recently bought LIndz a $22,000 Cartier diamond ring for her b-day.
The mirror claims that Lindsay came out at her birthday party saying, , “I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family.” Source
That’s not coming out! Driving a pick up truck down the street singing “Viva la Bush” whilst wearing a polo and cackies is coming out. Sheesh, these new generation Lesbots don’t know anything. I’ll have to call up a few of my bull dagger friends to teach em a thang or two.

Lindsay Proclaims Her Lady Love

It’s no secret that Lindsay dabbles in the ladies but recently she was spotted wearing an initial ring with “SR” on it. One can assume that the "SR" stands for DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s ‘gal pal’. The two have been friends for a few years now and a romantic relationship has been rumored for just as long. Source
Maybe Lindz is trying to imply that things are serious between the two of them. Then again Paris Hilton and her BF Benji Madden wear the same type of ring…so yea I guess it doesn’t mean all that much afterall.
Here are a few pics of the dynamic duo: