Ro-Han Post

Lindsay outed herself during an interview with DJ Ted Stryker of the syndicated radio program “Loveline.” Here's how it went down:
"You guys, you and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?" DJ Ted Stryker asked. "Like two years, one year, five months, two months?"
"For a very long time," Lohan said after laughing. Source
I’m sure that’s a relief. Now all they need to do is get hitched and adopt some babies from Rawanda…it’ll be great.

In Other Ro-Han News…
Sam is scared she’ll bore Lindsay in bed.
A source said: “Lindsay’s always been rampant and loves sex. Sam just doesn’t know whether she will be able to keep her satisfied. She’s hoping that getting married will really seal the deal.”The source added to Britain’s Closer magazine: “Sam wants to be with her 24/7 and is incredibly possessive – but Lindsay seems happy with the situation.” Source
Awww, a possessive, uncomfortable, intense, sex crazed, stalkerish lesbot couple. What’s not to love?

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