Brangelina's Kids are Party Planners

Angie and Brad have to celebrate so many birthdays a year (being that they have six kids) that they let the little ones plan their own parties.
She says, "We have so many kids that we just have year-round birthdays. We just have it rotating. "It's a lot of fun now 'cause the older kids are old enough to help plan the birthdays for the younger kids." Source
Them kids don’t need parties. Their birthday present each year should be having parents richer than God who let them have their run of a French chateau.

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Angie Angered Over Brad's Drinking

Reportedly, Brad and Ang are in trouble due to his drinking. Angie came home recently from a long day of filming to find Brad having a brewskie and watching DVDs while their kids run a muck.
‘She went upstairs and shook Brad awake. He was like a bear with a sore head and kept telling her to leave him alone.’
A friend said, ‘Angelina’s put up a wall between them and shut down emotionally.’ Source
Shoot, if I had six kids under 7 I’d probably lock myself in the room with a drink and a DVD too. Wait, I don’t have any kids and I already do that.

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Taraji Loves Brad

Taraji P. Henson admits that she was so star struck by her Benjamin Button co star Brad Pitt, that she invited him over to meat her friends.
Henson told USA Today newspaper, "Three of my very best girlfriends flew into town and wanted to meet Brad Pitt. So I was like, 'Brad, come over. My girlfriends are going crazy over you.' He comes over, and he's so cool. He has a way of being very warm and making people feel welcome." Source
I can just see them sitting there gushing over him. Hell I would.

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Get Ya Kids!

According to Brit tabloids, Brad and Angie were at the BAFTAs while their kis were running amuck back at the hotel.
The couple went to dinner and returned to the London hotel to find their kids acting a fool. They were running up and down the hallways while a nanny watched on. Source
Six kids can be a lot to handle for any couple but jet setting and leaving them alone with a single nanny is probably not a good idea.

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Brad Gets Tipsy After Awards Show

According to the NY Daily News, Brad smuggled some booze from a SAG Awards after party.
“Brad took off after the awards with a bottle of beer in hand,” says a second eyewitness. “But before he could drive off with it, the beer was taken from him. He was really gracious when his ‘road soda’ was taken, though.” Source
He’s got six kids under 7…give the guy a friggin break. I’d be drunk all day everyday if it were me.

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Brad Loves His Fam

Brad Pitt told the Los Angeles Times that live without children means nothing.
“I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should,” he says. “And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end.” Fatherhood, he notes, is “the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.” LA Times
Way to take a dig at Jenn for not wanting kids when he did.
He continued to fuel the fire when he said, “It’s a tragedy in the sense that any love involves loss, and that’s the risk you take. And the greater the love, the greater the loss. I certainly feel that now with the woman I’m with, and the children that I have. But whatever the course may be, this time together is extraordinary.” Source
Translation: It sucks that I cheated on my wife and all. But being with Angelina is WAAAAY better than being with Jenn.

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Brad Bought Therapy Sessions for Angie

Brad has supposedly bought anger management classes for Angie to keep her from throwing knives at him when she’s pissed.

'The actor is said to be terrified that her knife-throwing will get out of control, and is hoping his gift will help calm her down, according to the National Enquirer magazine.
A source said: "Angelina has quite a temper on her and she has been known to throw a few knives around when she is angry. Angelina learnt how to throw knives for the 'Tomb Raider' movies. She is a practiced knife-thrower so it's a hobby and cathartic.
"Brad is terrified Angelina will one day hit him with a knife, and cause him a serious injury or worse. Brad jokes about needing a stab-proof vest when Angelina is around!
"That's why he bought her these Streaming Furies classes. It's a new relaxation technique based on breathing, meditation and Tai Chi." Source
Do I want to believe this? No. Do I believe it? Kinda.

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Brad's Security Looses It

While at the premier for his new movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” Brad was manhandled by a security guard hired to protect him. When Brad arrived he was hounded by the paps and instead of getting rid of them the security guard spun brad around in circles and pulled him backwards before Brad was able to break free and wait out the melee in an upstairs bathroom area. Source
This was probably the rent-a-cop’s first gig with a star and he panicked. Haha, it’ll probably be his last too. SMH.

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Angelina Apologizes to Jenn

According to The National Enquirer Angelina Jolie apologized to Jennifer Aniston for falling in love with Brad while he was still married to her. But in a turn of events Jenn didn’t accept the apology and now Brad is upset that old wounds have bee ripped open.
“Angelina desperately wanted to make amends with Jen and bury the hatchet once and for all,” and insider told the Enquirer.
“Jen didn’t see any good reason to relieve Angelina of her guilt,” divulged another source. “I think what she really wanted to do was point a finger in her face and shout, ‘Homewrecker!’” Source
If you ask me, it’s Brad who should carry the majority of guilt and fault in this matter. Angelina didn’t have any loyalties to Jenn. But Brad did. In fact he was legally bound to her. So if anyone should be apologizing it should be him. And if anyone should be receiving any flack it should be him.


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Brangelina Gang Goes Trick or Treating

With such a big brood Angie and Brad no doubt had a tough time getting all their kids dressed up for Halloween. According to Star magazine though, the whole fam took to the streets of Malibu on Friday with their costumes. Zahara was the Jolly Green Giant, Maddox a marine, Pax a bat and Shiloh a sheriff.
According to the eyewitness, she kept saying to Angie, "I want more candy, mom." Angelina told her, "You'll get more, there are more houses." Shiloh whined, "I don't want to walk," so Brad picked her up. Source
Just wait til those kids hit their tweens. They’re all gonna be hell on wheels.

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Brand and Angie to Marry?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are supposedly finally getting married. According to reports Angie will marry Brad to keep the kids happy. The couple has maintained over the years that they won’t marry until same-sex marriages are legal in the US. Source
Supporting gay marriage is great. But by their actions they’ve shown that they also support infidelity and being a cheating bastard and home wrecking whore. Sorry but I hate cheaters.

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Brad Makes Angelina Go to Therapy

According to Star Brad has forced Angie to go to therapy because she’s not eating and is suffering from depression.
A source said: “Angelina didn’t want to accept the fact that she was struggling after the twins were born and was really resistant to Brad’s pleas for her to get help. But she finally agreed.”
“She still thinks she’s fat. She barely touches the food that is brought to her. After a few bites she’ll say, ‘Take it away; I’m not hungry.’ Brad is trying to get her to eat more, but she has no appetite. She clearly has a problem with her self-image. She’s lost some of the baby weight but thinks she still has fat on her stomach. Brad tells her she doesn’t and thinks it’s all in her head, but she still thinks she sees it.” Source
Depression has already led to starvation and can lead to numerous other dangerous behaviors. I hope the therapy is helping.

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Random Pics

This pic is actually, dare I say it…Cute.

OMG his nails! I’m scared. Excuse me while I go hide in my closet and weep quietly.

UM!!!!!

Can someone please hold Blu Cantrell down and force feed her a pulled pork sandwich or something?

Baby Z’s faces stay crackin’ me up.

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Brad Supports the Gays

Brad Pitt has put up $100K to help fight California’s Proposition 8, the ballot that’s trying to stop same-sex couples from marrying.
Brad said: "Because no one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn't harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8." Source
Let me find out Brad is a fellow hag. You go girl!

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Brad Talks About Fighting with Angelina

Brad Pitt opens up about arguing with Ang:

He said: “Sometimes Angie p***es me off, but we usually only row about politics. I rely on her advice, and her energy is incredible – she will push herself to the limit.“I’m very proud to be able to support Angie in everything she does. My vision of an ideal couple is two strong, independent people sharing their lives together.”
But he adds that this is the happiest he’s ever been. “I’ve always wanted a big family, so it’s very satisfying – even though I don’t sleep much any more! I am enjoying life right now because I can do more than I ever imagined. It’s all about becoming more involved and not limiting yourself.“But my family will always come first. No film will ever take precedence or fill me with the kind of joy I get from being a dad.” Source
Translation: “I fantasize about killing her in her sleep…it’ll be bloody…it’ll be painful.”

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Jenn and Brad Do Dinner

Jennifer Aniston and ex Brad Pitt had dinner while in Toronto for the international Film Festival. A friend of Jen’s told Star magazine:
“Jen is a very touchy-feely person. She wanted to reach for his hand, look him in the eye and tell him thanks.”
“She was busy masterminding the whole evening. I think she might even have been romanticizing a bit, which turned out to be a big mistake!”
When things didn’t go as planned, Jen allegedly complained:
“I can’t believe he did this to me — again!” Source
If this is true I feel kinda sorry for her. I mean, she’s rich, successful, sorta cute and yet she continues to obsess over someone who’s not feeling her. Enough already! Let it go.

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Random Pics

Baby Z has that “Nigga please” look on her face.
Tina honey this is NOT a good look. Cut it out! I like Jazmine Sullivan BUT… Call the crypt! One of its inhabitants is on the loose!

There Was a Hot Woman Who Lived in a Zoo

Apparently Brangelina runs a human petting zoo. In interviews they talk about not having nannies stay overnight and pretty much taking care of the kids on their own and TMZ has uncovered that that’s pretty much true.

We have really good spies in this department and here’s what we know. As it was put to us, “Brad and Angelina don’t give a f**k what the world thinks of how they’re raising their kids.” We’re told their entire life revolves around the kids, and the houses they stay in are “dirty from the kids” — with toys everywhere, food on the floor and fingerprints on the walls.
We’re told during weekends, there is a “minimal staff” at home — a cook and security, and that’s it. The homes they stay at are often in the hills or at the beach, and security’s top job is making sure the kids don’t hurt themselves.
The Hollywood Hills home Brad has owned for years will soon become home base. We’re told the main advantage is it’s completely enclosed and the kids can roam on the property.
The best line — “They live like people in Simi Valley, only with more zeros on the price of the home.” Source

I’m a free spirit and believe in letting your children be as open and free as possible but you gotta pull in the reins a bit. I mean come on! But I guess it’s different when you’re rich as hell. I sure know I wouldn’t be livin in no dirty ass house with six kids runnin’ around. Oh HEEEELLLL no!

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Jenn Cries on Brad's Shoulder

Star magazine has claims that following her split with John Mayer Jennifer Aniston is turning to her ex Brad for emotional support.
She supposedly called the French chateaux that Brad and Angie are staying at to speak to brad’s mom. Jenn and Brad’s mom Jane talk all the time and Jenn needed a shoulder to cry on. An insider said,
"Jen still calls Jane all the time, and she really needed someone to talk to. And she started telling Jane about her split with John." When Brad walked into the room as Jane was consoling Jen, she simply handed the phone to him. "At first, he didn't know what to say," says the insider. "But he listened very intently and tried to comfort her. He was very patient and attentive." Source
Oh heeeeeelllll no. this is highly inappropriate. I mean, yea I guess Brad sorta cheated on her and left her alone to her boring barren little life but it’s time to LET GOOOOOO! Angelina may be a peace ambassador but I’m quite sure that she’ll put Jenn in her place quick, fast, and in a hurry…and it won’t be so peaceful.

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Brangelina Baby Post

People Magazine unveiled the first photos of Brngelinas blessed children of god. The pic hit the net Sunday (August 3, 2008) at 7pm and I was refreshing the site like a mofo until my computer threatened to combust. I waited about a half and was finally able to see the wonder twins.
People won the exclusive rights to the photos for the measly price of almost $15 million dollars. Source

Bless me father, oh my soul We’re looking at the second coming. I think I just got caught up in the rapture of Jesus. My eyes arent worthy
(Lo begins speaking in tongues then passes out in a dramatic flourish under her desk.)

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