Jennifer Aniston was Drunk and PhotoShopped for GQ

Jennifer Aniston admits to not only having a few drinks before her GQ shoot but also being photoshopped.
Walters: It is Jennifer Aniston as you have not seen her before. What happened to the girl next door from “Friends”?
Aniston: Where… Photoshopped - she’s there.
Walters: Are you trying to project a somewhat different image?
Aniston: [referring to GQ] Let’s put this [magazine] down. This had a whole concept. There was going to be different stages of undress… me in a gown, and then men in a tuxedo and all of a sudden I would be wearing the man’s shirt. In the next shot he’d have no shirt and then, they were supposed to get naked. I don’t know what happened.
Behar: Were you drinking or smoking?
Aniston: They got me bombed. It was a Danny Devito moment.Source
I’m sure it took quite a few kamikaze shots to get a piece of toast like Jenn to losen up. I will however, give her a high five for admitting to the photoshopping…even though we already knew that.

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Angelina Apologizes to Jenn

According to The National Enquirer Angelina Jolie apologized to Jennifer Aniston for falling in love with Brad while he was still married to her. But in a turn of events Jenn didn’t accept the apology and now Brad is upset that old wounds have bee ripped open.
“Angelina desperately wanted to make amends with Jen and bury the hatchet once and for all,” and insider told the Enquirer.
“Jen didn’t see any good reason to relieve Angelina of her guilt,” divulged another source. “I think what she really wanted to do was point a finger in her face and shout, ‘Homewrecker!’” Source
If you ask me, it’s Brad who should carry the majority of guilt and fault in this matter. Angelina didn’t have any loyalties to Jenn. But Brad did. In fact he was legally bound to her. So if anyone should be apologizing it should be him. And if anyone should be receiving any flack it should be him.


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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant?

Star Magazine is exclusively reporting that Jennifer Aniston has been undergoing fertility treatments to get pregnant. Supposedly she’s trying with on again off again boy toy John Meyer and he’s actually into it.
“He ordered a bunch of books on Amazon about pregnancy and parenting,” a source reveals. “He’s just as eager as Jen is. They’ve discussed how they plan to raise their kids, and they agree on mostly everything. They can’t wait to be parents together.” Source
Really? John seems like too much of a douchbag to be into this. I’m thinking this is a rumor.

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Shemar has a Crush on Aniston

Actor, Shemar Moore, was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show promoting the premier of his show “Criminal Minds” and the two got on the topic of the kind of woman he’s interested in.
Ellen asked during the interview session: “Who can I help you with? What is your type?” He said: “There is one particular person in this town that I kind of got a little crush on. A lot of guys got a crush on this girl but she can’t seem to find that man who can get it right and I just want to raise my hand and try. And that’s Ms. Jennifer Aniston.” Source
Hmm…hmmm. Well, ya know, everyone has a right to their tastes and preferences. But I was watching the show, yes I watch Ellen at work, and when she asked him that question, one of the last people I thought he’d say was Jennifer Aniston. Honestly, I could see him saying Al Reynolds before Jennifer Aniston, for obvious reasons of course.
I kid Shemar, I kid.

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Jenn and Brad Do Dinner

Jennifer Aniston and ex Brad Pitt had dinner while in Toronto for the international Film Festival. A friend of Jen’s told Star magazine:
“Jen is a very touchy-feely person. She wanted to reach for his hand, look him in the eye and tell him thanks.”
“She was busy masterminding the whole evening. I think she might even have been romanticizing a bit, which turned out to be a big mistake!”
When things didn’t go as planned, Jen allegedly complained:
“I can’t believe he did this to me — again!” Source
If this is true I feel kinda sorry for her. I mean, she’s rich, successful, sorta cute and yet she continues to obsess over someone who’s not feeling her. Enough already! Let it go.

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Jenn Cries on Brad's Shoulder

Star magazine has claims that following her split with John Mayer Jennifer Aniston is turning to her ex Brad for emotional support.
She supposedly called the French chateaux that Brad and Angie are staying at to speak to brad’s mom. Jenn and Brad’s mom Jane talk all the time and Jenn needed a shoulder to cry on. An insider said,
"Jen still calls Jane all the time, and she really needed someone to talk to. And she started telling Jane about her split with John." When Brad walked into the room as Jane was consoling Jen, she simply handed the phone to him. "At first, he didn't know what to say," says the insider. "But he listened very intently and tried to comfort her. He was very patient and attentive." Source
Oh heeeeeelllll no. this is highly inappropriate. I mean, yea I guess Brad sorta cheated on her and left her alone to her boring barren little life but it’s time to LET GOOOOOO! Angelina may be a peace ambassador but I’m quite sure that she’ll put Jenn in her place quick, fast, and in a hurry…and it won’t be so peaceful.

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Jenn's Already Got a New Man

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reportedly split and Jenn’s already moved on to a new guy. AA source close to John told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "John is still mulling over their relationship. He likes to have some space before deciding it is definitely over. But he may be too late. If these rumors that she is dating a model are true, he will be really upset."The source added: "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
"Contrary to reports, Jennifer didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children."
The model in question is a one Matthew Felker who has been linked to Selma Blair, Nicole Richie, and appeared in Britney Spears’ video “Toxic”. Source
How do people hop from one person to another like that? I understand if you’re casually dating but once you start talking love, marriage and kids one would think you’d take a minute to gather your faculties before hoppin' the next train. Nah mean?

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Lightening Apparently DOES Strike Twice

Just when I had forgotten she existed, Jennifer Aniston has found her way into the news again. This time its for reportedly dating Jason Lewis. Remember? He was the yummy candy that Samantha dated on Sex in the City? Anyway, they recently had a romantical dinner in New York sparking rumors that they’re dating. A source says, "They've met a few times. He thinks she's gorgeous and they just clicked. It's funny how much they have in common. Jen seems to really like Jason, but so far they've met up in secret as Jen hates the pressure her fame puts on all of her relationships."

Really, how does she do it? First Brad. Now Jason! I mean, she’s not even that hot. And if it weren’t for that nose job…...I'm convinced this girl must have a golden snatch...better yet, it must double as a beer tap. Yea, that’s the only way she can be snagging these dudes…the only way!