Brangelina's Kids are Party Planners

Angie and Brad have to celebrate so many birthdays a year (being that they have six kids) that they let the little ones plan their own parties.
She says, "We have so many kids that we just have year-round birthdays. We just have it rotating. "It's a lot of fun now 'cause the older kids are old enough to help plan the birthdays for the younger kids." Source
Them kids don’t need parties. Their birthday present each year should be having parents richer than God who let them have their run of a French chateau.

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New Role For Angie

Angelina has a new role on the horizon. She’ll be playing Dr. Kay Scarpetta, a character in Patricia Cornwell’s best selling book series. The film won’t be based on one specific book, but may be the start of a movie franchise. Source

Here’s what I need. I need Angelina to make herself a little more approachable and likable and them maybe people will go and see her movies. Cus right now I could care less. What do you guys think?

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Angie is Knocked up Again?

Star is reporting that Angelina is pregnant again. Their source says that Ang and Brad have been “trying for another baby for months, but it was still a total shock when she found out. Brad and Angie have been fighting so much lately, it just didn’t seem possible.

“She’s thrilled. She said she knew she was pregnant before the test confirmed it!”

“It happened just in time, because things were getting pretty ugly between them.” Source

I hope this isn’t true. I mean children are a blessing and all but she’s giving the Octomom a run for her money.

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Angie Angered Over Brad's Drinking

Reportedly, Brad and Ang are in trouble due to his drinking. Angie came home recently from a long day of filming to find Brad having a brewskie and watching DVDs while their kids run a muck.
‘She went upstairs and shook Brad awake. He was like a bear with a sore head and kept telling her to leave him alone.’
A friend said, ‘Angelina’s put up a wall between them and shut down emotionally.’ Source
Shoot, if I had six kids under 7 I’d probably lock myself in the room with a drink and a DVD too. Wait, I don’t have any kids and I already do that.

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Get Ya Kids!

According to Brit tabloids, Brad and Angie were at the BAFTAs while their kis were running amuck back at the hotel.
The couple went to dinner and returned to the London hotel to find their kids acting a fool. They were running up and down the hallways while a nanny watched on. Source
Six kids can be a lot to handle for any couple but jet setting and leaving them alone with a single nanny is probably not a good idea.

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Angelina's Taking Some Time Off

Angelina Jolie says that she’ll be spending less time at work in the next year.
She says, "I've had a year off, and I may work for a few months. But if I do, I'm probably going to take another year and a half or two. I'm going to work a lot less."
Source
Uh, yea. I don’t think she can help herself. It’s all good though. I’m sure Mr. Mom and the nannies can see to the raising of her small tribe of children.

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Brad Loves His Fam

Brad Pitt told the Los Angeles Times that live without children means nothing.
“I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should,” he says. “And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end.” Fatherhood, he notes, is “the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.” LA Times
Way to take a dig at Jenn for not wanting kids when he did.
He continued to fuel the fire when he said, “It’s a tragedy in the sense that any love involves loss, and that’s the risk you take. And the greater the love, the greater the loss. I certainly feel that now with the woman I’m with, and the children that I have. But whatever the course may be, this time together is extraordinary.” Source
Translation: It sucks that I cheated on my wife and all. But being with Angelina is WAAAAY better than being with Jenn.

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Brad Bought Therapy Sessions for Angie

Brad has supposedly bought anger management classes for Angie to keep her from throwing knives at him when she’s pissed.

'The actor is said to be terrified that her knife-throwing will get out of control, and is hoping his gift will help calm her down, according to the National Enquirer magazine.
A source said: "Angelina has quite a temper on her and she has been known to throw a few knives around when she is angry. Angelina learnt how to throw knives for the 'Tomb Raider' movies. She is a practiced knife-thrower so it's a hobby and cathartic.
"Brad is terrified Angelina will one day hit him with a knife, and cause him a serious injury or worse. Brad jokes about needing a stab-proof vest when Angelina is around!
"That's why he bought her these Streaming Furies classes. It's a new relaxation technique based on breathing, meditation and Tai Chi." Source
Do I want to believe this? No. Do I believe it? Kinda.

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Angelina Breaks Down at Press Conference

During a press conference for her new movie “Changeling” Angelina Jolie had a break down.
“In a shocking display of emotion, Angie suddenly broke down in tears during a press conference.”
“Now Brad is desperately trying to persuade Angelina to slow down before she has a complete meltdown,” say sources close to the couple.
“In the past two months, the Jolie-Pitt family has been in Germany, the South of France, London, New York, New Orleans and Los Angeles. Angelina also made a solo trip to Afghanistan, with a solo trip to Ethiopia penciled in.”
“Brad is scared to death that she’s going to crash and burn,” said an insider. “Angelina is usually super-organized but in the past two weeks, she has lost it. She’s stressed, unorganized and more forgetful.” Source
Will someone feed her some damn sleeping pills and strap her to a bed.

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Angelina Says Motherhood has Made her Beautiful

Angelina Jolie says that motherhood has made her appreciate her looks.
She tells Britain's You magazine, "I know this is going to sound corny, but I first became happy with the way I look when I became a mother. There's this idea that beauty is when someone does your hair and puts a lot of make-up on you and sticks your face on the cover of a magazine. Is that beauty?"
She also feels that as she gets older she looks more and more like her late mother, Marcheline Bertrand, who died last year from cancer.
She adds, "You know what is beautiful? My mom. She was beautiful to me, and I look more like my mom as I get older. Something else comes out of you when you become a parent and, as you get older, you start to see more character in your face. Now, when I look at myself, I just see somebody at peace, and I see a mom, and I see my own relatives in my face - and that's a kind of beauty that exists for everybody and doesn't disappear." Source
People always talk about women’s looks falling apart after they have kids but I find that many women are most beautiful during and after their pregnancies.

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Angie Talks About the Twins

Angie says that her 4 month old massiahs, Knox and Vivienne, are already full of personality.
"They're great. They're still so little, but they do [have their own personalities]," she told reporters in Hollywood on Sunday.
The babies are "starting to get very smiley," she added. "They're at that [stage] where their personality really starts to shine." Source
I used to think that infants were just balls of spit up and poo but after spending so much time with my friends’ little ones you can tell that they have very distinct personalities…they’re like…like people. It’s weird

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Angelina Apologizes to Jenn

According to The National Enquirer Angelina Jolie apologized to Jennifer Aniston for falling in love with Brad while he was still married to her. But in a turn of events Jenn didn’t accept the apology and now Brad is upset that old wounds have bee ripped open.
“Angelina desperately wanted to make amends with Jen and bury the hatchet once and for all,” and insider told the Enquirer.
“Jen didn’t see any good reason to relieve Angelina of her guilt,” divulged another source. “I think what she really wanted to do was point a finger in her face and shout, ‘Homewrecker!’” Source
If you ask me, it’s Brad who should carry the majority of guilt and fault in this matter. Angelina didn’t have any loyalties to Jenn. But Brad did. In fact he was legally bound to her. So if anyone should be apologizing it should be him. And if anyone should be receiving any flack it should be him.


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Brangelina Gang Goes Trick or Treating

With such a big brood Angie and Brad no doubt had a tough time getting all their kids dressed up for Halloween. According to Star magazine though, the whole fam took to the streets of Malibu on Friday with their costumes. Zahara was the Jolly Green Giant, Maddox a marine, Pax a bat and Shiloh a sheriff.
According to the eyewitness, she kept saying to Angie, "I want more candy, mom." Angelina told her, "You'll get more, there are more houses." Shiloh whined, "I don't want to walk," so Brad picked her up. Source
Just wait til those kids hit their tweens. They’re all gonna be hell on wheels.

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Kathy Hilton Thinks Delta Burke is WAY More Glamorous than Angelina

Clint Eastwood recently classified actress Angelina Jolie as having "most gorgeous face on the planet." Kathy Hilton, however, seems to agree. She told “Page Six”, "I consider (Jolie) beautiful, but I don't consider her glamorous. Delta Burke I think is a great beauty, and she's dealt with her weight and she's glamorous." Source
Hahaha! Kathy Hilton you’re awesome! She’s like, “I’m blond and I’m richer than God, and I dare any of you little people to question anything coming out of my mouth…ANY OF YOU!”

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Brand and Angie to Marry?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are supposedly finally getting married. According to reports Angie will marry Brad to keep the kids happy. The couple has maintained over the years that they won’t marry until same-sex marriages are legal in the US. Source
Supporting gay marriage is great. But by their actions they’ve shown that they also support infidelity and being a cheating bastard and home wrecking whore. Sorry but I hate cheaters.

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Angelina Bought Her Son a Dagger to Play With

Baby collector, Angelina Jolie has started teaching her oldest son, Maddox about knives and has even bought him his own dagger.
"We take him to a special shop. We also talk about Samurais and the idea about defending someone as good. We talk about everything," Jolie tell the November issue of W magazine.
Angie has been collecting knives for years and thinks it’s important that he learns about the dangers and benefits of daggers. She insists the knife she got him was dulled for safety. Source
I think kids should know about the safety of dangerous things like guns and fire. But I don’t think you should go out and buy them a glock or set em ablaze so you can show them how to stop, drop and roll.

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Brad Makes Angelina Go to Therapy

According to Star Brad has forced Angie to go to therapy because she’s not eating and is suffering from depression.
A source said: “Angelina didn’t want to accept the fact that she was struggling after the twins were born and was really resistant to Brad’s pleas for her to get help. But she finally agreed.”
“She still thinks she’s fat. She barely touches the food that is brought to her. After a few bites she’ll say, ‘Take it away; I’m not hungry.’ Brad is trying to get her to eat more, but she has no appetite. She clearly has a problem with her self-image. She’s lost some of the baby weight but thinks she still has fat on her stomach. Brad tells her she doesn’t and thinks it’s all in her head, but she still thinks she sees it.” Source
Depression has already led to starvation and can lead to numerous other dangerous behaviors. I hope the therapy is helping.

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Brad Talks About Fighting with Angelina

Brad Pitt opens up about arguing with Ang:

He said: “Sometimes Angie p***es me off, but we usually only row about politics. I rely on her advice, and her energy is incredible – she will push herself to the limit.“I’m very proud to be able to support Angie in everything she does. My vision of an ideal couple is two strong, independent people sharing their lives together.”
But he adds that this is the happiest he’s ever been. “I’ve always wanted a big family, so it’s very satisfying – even though I don’t sleep much any more! I am enjoying life right now because I can do more than I ever imagined. It’s all about becoming more involved and not limiting yourself.“But my family will always come first. No film will ever take precedence or fill me with the kind of joy I get from being a dad.” Source
Translation: “I fantasize about killing her in her sleep…it’ll be bloody…it’ll be painful.”

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Angelina is Suffering From Depression

Angie seems to be at her wits end. A source told In Touch Weekly that she’s been suffering from mood swings since the twins were born because they cry constantly for no apparent reason. They added, “Angelina slips into depression mode all the time. She has been trying to control her emotions around her older children but her mood swings have been hard on the entire family. She has been staying in bed most of the time, all she does is sleep. She has little energy and has to force herself to remember to eat because she is still breast feeding. She cries at the drop of a hat and laughs at inappropriate times.”
She’s also supposedly none too happy with her baby daddy Brad. The source said: “Angelina feels that Brad has it easy. He had the kids without the pain of birth, and he can just jet off whenever he feels like it.” Source
Post partum is a serious thing. I hope she gets the reprieve she needs.

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There Was a Hot Woman Who Lived in a Zoo

Apparently Brangelina runs a human petting zoo. In interviews they talk about not having nannies stay overnight and pretty much taking care of the kids on their own and TMZ has uncovered that that’s pretty much true.

We have really good spies in this department and here’s what we know. As it was put to us, “Brad and Angelina don’t give a f**k what the world thinks of how they’re raising their kids.” We’re told their entire life revolves around the kids, and the houses they stay in are “dirty from the kids” — with toys everywhere, food on the floor and fingerprints on the walls.
We’re told during weekends, there is a “minimal staff” at home — a cook and security, and that’s it. The homes they stay at are often in the hills or at the beach, and security’s top job is making sure the kids don’t hurt themselves.
The Hollywood Hills home Brad has owned for years will soon become home base. We’re told the main advantage is it’s completely enclosed and the kids can roam on the property.
The best line — “They live like people in Simi Valley, only with more zeros on the price of the home.” Source

I’m a free spirit and believe in letting your children be as open and free as possible but you gotta pull in the reins a bit. I mean come on! But I guess it’s different when you’re rich as hell. I sure know I wouldn’t be livin in no dirty ass house with six kids runnin’ around. Oh HEEEELLLL no!

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