There Was a Hot Woman Who Lived in a Zoo

Apparently Brangelina runs a human petting zoo. In interviews they talk about not having nannies stay overnight and pretty much taking care of the kids on their own and TMZ has uncovered that that’s pretty much true.

We have really good spies in this department and here’s what we know. As it was put to us, “Brad and Angelina don’t give a f**k what the world thinks of how they’re raising their kids.” We’re told their entire life revolves around the kids, and the houses they stay in are “dirty from the kids” — with toys everywhere, food on the floor and fingerprints on the walls.
We’re told during weekends, there is a “minimal staff” at home — a cook and security, and that’s it. The homes they stay at are often in the hills or at the beach, and security’s top job is making sure the kids don’t hurt themselves.
The Hollywood Hills home Brad has owned for years will soon become home base. We’re told the main advantage is it’s completely enclosed and the kids can roam on the property.
The best line — “They live like people in Simi Valley, only with more zeros on the price of the home.” Source

I’m a free spirit and believe in letting your children be as open and free as possible but you gotta pull in the reins a bit. I mean come on! But I guess it’s different when you’re rich as hell. I sure know I wouldn’t be livin in no dirty ass house with six kids runnin’ around. Oh HEEEELLLL no!

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