Wuchu In For? ‘09

1. Charles Barkley-DUI. Source
2. Antoine Walker-DUI. Source
3. Rocko-Assault. Source
4. Jason Caffey-Refusal to pay child support. Source
5. Bounty Killer-Traffic violations.
6. Chris Brown-Assualt with a deadly weapon. Source
7. Jamal Anderson-Cocaine possession. Source
8. Jermaine Jakes (Bishop T.D. Jakes’ stepson)-Indecent Exposure Source
9. Marshawn Lynch-Weapons charges Source
10. Tony Rock-DUI Source
11. Luther Campbell (Uncle Luke)-Failure to pay child support. Source
12. Coolio-Possession of crack cocaine.
13. Bebe Winans-Domestic assault. Source
14. Howard K. Stern-Conspiracy to furnish drugs. Source
15. Andre 3000-Speeding. Source
16. Donte Stallworth-DUI manslaughter. Source
17. Flesh-N-Bone-Gun possession. Source
18. Jim Jones-Outstanding warrant for an unpaid ticket.
19. Scott Storch-Grand theft auto. Source
20. Antwon Tanner-fraud
21. Lil’ Boosie-assault. Source
22. Jimmy Smith-multiple drug charges. Source
23. Crystal Taylor (Dirk Nowitzki’s GF)-Warrants and theft. Source
24. Joseph “Jojo” Simmons-Marijuanna possession. Source
25. Darius Miles (Memphis Grizzlies)-Possession of marijuana.. Source
26. Corey McIntyre (Buffalo Bills)-Exposing sexual organs. Source
27. Bubba Sparkxxx-Possession of Tranxene without a prescription. Source
28. Keita Morris (Stevie Wonder’s son)-Domestic violence.
29. Mark Morrison-Battery. Source
30. Shannon Price (Gary Coleman’s wife)-Battery. Source
31. Joyce DeWitt-DUI Source
32. Marion Barry
33. Nicole Bobek-Participation in a drug ring. Source
34. Bounty Killer-Assault Source
35. Artie Lange-DUI
36. Jeffrey Donovan-DUI
More Details… Actor Jeffrey Donovan, of “Burn Notice” was arrested last week for DUI. A police officer was sitting at a red light when he heard screeching behind him. He got out to investigate and questioned Jeffrey who said he was swerving to avoid hitting the cop car.
He told the cop, "Sorry, I didn't see the red light or your stopped car." When asked if he had anything to drink, Jeffrey answered, "I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau."
When he was told he’d be arrested he said, "The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with 3 glasses of wine." He added, "I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk." Source
Dummy! I mean first he’s dumb for driving drunk. But mostly he’s dumb for those loose lips of his. He shoulda told him about the kilo of coke and dead body in the trunk.

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Mya's Been Celibate for a Year

According to Mya she’s been celibate for a year…from booze that is. She was challenged to give it up for 6 months but prolonged that bet to a year.
“I was free and celibate from alcohol for 365 days. I couldn’t have a sip of anything. My friends would socially drink, and I couldn’t because it was a goal. It was officially six months, but it turned into a year for me. That’s a pretty hard challenge, but I did it.”
She adds, “I am disciplined. When I say I’m going to do something and I challenge myself, I like to look at myself in the mirror and be proud.” Source
Kudos to her. Depending on your lifestyle giving up the bottle for six days might be a stretch.

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Daisy Hospitalized

Daisy of Love’s Daisy De La Hoya has been hospitalized after a rumored overdose. She was partying hard at LA’s Le Deux the night before friends called 911 to come pick her up. They said she started acting “crazy.”

Her rep released a statement saying: “Daisy was taken to the ER early this morning suffering from delirium as a result of exhaustion [sic]. There was no overdose. She is fine this evening and resting comfortably.” Source

I’ve gotten delirious after not sleeping…also after a night of partying, which I’m assuming is closer to the reason why she went a little nutzo.

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Bey's a Boring Drunk

Beyonce talks getting lifted and drunk…
She said: “Well, I don’t drink often. But when I’m drunk, I’m very quiet and I observe and I go to sleep. I don’t think I’m much fun.”
The singer added: “I always said I would never do it. I’ve never seen a person who was high and thought, “Wow, I want to do that!” I’m like, “That’s cool for them, but no thank you. I’ll just have my wine.” Source
Not a surprising answer. But I’d like to see Bey with a few psychotropics in her. I’m sure a little candy flipping would giver her a little personality, no?
(Don’t know what candy flipping is? Don’t ask me. Look it up. Also, don’t ask me how I know.)

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Brad Gets Tipsy After Awards Show

According to the NY Daily News, Brad smuggled some booze from a SAG Awards after party.
“Brad took off after the awards with a bottle of beer in hand,” says a second eyewitness. “But before he could drive off with it, the beer was taken from him. He was really gracious when his ‘road soda’ was taken, though.” Source
He’s got six kids under 7…give the guy a friggin break. I’d be drunk all day everyday if it were me.

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Kim Kardashian Can't Drink

Kim told Vegas magazine that she’s a real lightweight.
"People assume I’m a party girl, I love to dress up. But you’ll never catch me at an afterparty. I don’t even drink alcohol. Hate it. Never have. I had two sips of margarita last night at dinner and I said 'I’m drunk!' I’m definitely asleep before midnight." Source
She may be a lightweight when it comes to drinking but that trunk she carries around looks like its heavy as hell. Her back HAS to hurt.

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Jermaine Upchucks in Janet's Lap

Producer Jermaine Dupri, got a little too twisted at his 36th birthday part at Tenjune in NY last Tuesday and hurled in his girlfriend’s, singer Janet Jackson, lap. He had just been downing tequila and champagne before he spewed all over her. She reportedly bolted out of the scene and sped off in her chauffeured Maybach.” Both Janet’s rep, Jermaine’s rep, and Tenjune declined to comment. Source
Being vomited on (unless you’re into that type of thing) can be a life altering event. That’s a deal breaker right there. I’d have to re-evaluate my whole relationship.

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Drunk Matt Angers Neighbors

Matt’s Malibu beach neighbors are a little tiffed that every time they peep him chillin in the sand he has a beer bottle in his hand. They want him to knock it off or at least tone it down for the sake o the children in the neighborhood that supposedly watch his every move. Matt thinks they need to mind their own business. Source
I concur! If he wants to drink himself into a drunken naked stupor and do a rain dance on his property that’s his damn business. I get that the kids may watch him but if you’re worried about them drinking that’s more of a question of their shoddy parenting then his drunkenness.

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Neyo Can't Handle His Licks

The singer, producer, and songwriter, says in a recent interview:
“I learned the hard way that me and liquor do not mix. I’m not the violent one, I am just the one throwing up.I went out with Jay-Z once. Shots came around but around the fifth I noticed that no one else was drinking them. Nine later and I was throwing up outside of Jay-Z’s car.He threatened to send me the cleaning bill if I was sick inside”. Source
At least he’s not too proud to admit it. I’m sure many of us have had that ONE…BAD…NIGHT.
(in some cases it’s been a few bad nights).

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Aretha Knows How to Get It In

Word is that Aretha Franklin was so drunk at Russell Simmons’ Art for Life Charity gala that she needed 5 people to help her to her car. Sources say, “She was just oblivious to what was going on.” Source
Auntie Re-Re has NO business getting that wrecked. I mean, can you imagine a nip slip coming from that one. Lord, be with us!

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Wuchu In For? '07-'08

1. Wesley Snipes-Tax evasion. source
2. Mickey Rourke-DUI on a Vespa. Source
3. Boy George-false imprisonment. Source
4. Barry Bonds-perjury and obstruction of justice. source
5. Baby-guns and drug possession. Source
6. Vivica Fox-DUI. SOURCE
7. Amy Winehouse-interfering with her husband’s case. source
8. Glen Rice-felony battery. Source
9. O.J. Simpson-Witness tampering. Source
10. Chauncey Black-failure to pay child support, failure to appear in court on a misdemeanor charge and grand larceny. Source
11. Neyo-reckless driving and driving without a license. Source
12. Snoop Dogg-possession of marijuana. Source
13. J. Holiday-drug possession. Source
14. Dawn Wells (Maryanne from Gilligan’s Island)-driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Source
15. Naomi Campbell-assault on a police officer. Source
16. Vanilla Ice-domestic battery. Source
17. Gary Dourdan-drug possession. Source
18. Nicole Bell, Al Sharpton and other protestors-disorderly conduct. Source
19. DMX-animal cruelty and drug possession. Source
20. Shante Broadus-drug possession. Source
21. Nate Dogg-making terrorist threats and driving on a suspended license. Source
22. DMX-not having a valid driver’s license. Source
23. Jacob ‘The Jewler’ Araboy-falsifying records and giving false statements in a federal case. Source
24. Jan Adams-DUI.

Dr. Jan Adams, the doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother, Donde West, shortly before her death, is letting his life slip down the drain. “The plastic surgeon who operated on rap star Kanye West’s mom the day before she died was busted for drunken driving early yesterday - his third such arrest since 2004, cops said.
"Dr. Jan Adams, 54, was driving his 2004 Jaguar south in the northbound lanes of a highway near Benicia, Calif., when freaked-out drivers reported him at 2:41 a.m., authorities said. Adams, of Laguna Beach, was taken to Solano County Jail to await arraignment Monday on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving with a blood-alcohol content of .08% or higher and driving with a suspended license.” Source
You shall reap what you sow…that’s all I gotta say.

Snoop's Wifee Gets Locked Up

Snoop’s wife, Shante Broadus was arrested Saturday morning for suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. When they got her to the clink she was booked, cited for misdemeanor DUI, and released. Source
Damn Shante. I just hope the kids weren’t in the car.

Trust Fall My A$$

The above pic of Naomi Campbell fall down drag out drunk surfaced causing her agent to defend her. He told The Sun, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Source
What the hell? This isn’t Peer Leader Group Camp. That heifer was D_R_U_N_K!

Talk About a Rough Night

British songbird Lilly Allen won the Editors Special Award at the Glamour Women of the Year awards. Apparently she was celebrating her win a little too much because she got so smashed security had to carry her out to a car. She had to be pitched over a fence at one point. Source
I wont laugh...cus unfortunately I know what that feels like (minus the fence part). There was an incident at Marita’s Cantina that started off with Leed’s Vodka and ended with me being carried unconscious to a car. Now that I think of it a fence could have been involved but I was knocking on deaths door at that point. I don't even know who carried me out. Chris? Jeff? Jay? Which one of y’all had to drag me out of the bathroom? Who ever it was god bless your sweet heart.