Wuchu In For? ‘09

1. Charles Barkley-DUI. Source
2. Antoine Walker-DUI. Source
3. Rocko-Assault. Source
4. Jason Caffey-Refusal to pay child support. Source
5. Bounty Killer-Traffic violations.
6. Chris Brown-Assualt with a deadly weapon. Source
7. Jamal Anderson-Cocaine possession. Source
8. Jermaine Jakes (Bishop T.D. Jakes’ stepson)-Indecent Exposure Source
9. Marshawn Lynch-Weapons charges Source
10. Tony Rock-DUI Source
11. Luther Campbell (Uncle Luke)-Failure to pay child support. Source
12. Coolio-Possession of crack cocaine.
13. Bebe Winans-Domestic assault. Source
14. Howard K. Stern-Conspiracy to furnish drugs. Source
15. Andre 3000-Speeding. Source
16. Donte Stallworth-DUI manslaughter. Source
17. Flesh-N-Bone-Gun possession. Source
18. Jim Jones-Outstanding warrant for an unpaid ticket.
19. Scott Storch-Grand theft auto. Source
20. Antwon Tanner-fraud
21. Lil’ Boosie-assault. Source
22. Jimmy Smith-multiple drug charges. Source
23. Crystal Taylor (Dirk Nowitzki’s GF)-Warrants and theft. Source
24. Joseph “Jojo” Simmons-Marijuanna possession. Source
25. Darius Miles (Memphis Grizzlies)-Possession of marijuana.. Source
26. Corey McIntyre (Buffalo Bills)-Exposing sexual organs. Source
27. Bubba Sparkxxx-Possession of Tranxene without a prescription. Source
28. Keita Morris (Stevie Wonder’s son)-Domestic violence.
29. Mark Morrison-Battery. Source
30. Shannon Price (Gary Coleman’s wife)-Battery. Source
31. Joyce DeWitt-DUI Source
32. Marion Barry
33. Nicole Bobek-Participation in a drug ring. Source
34. Bounty Killer-Assault Source
35. Artie Lange-DUI
36. Jeffrey Donovan-DUI
More Details… Actor Jeffrey Donovan, of “Burn Notice” was arrested last week for DUI. A police officer was sitting at a red light when he heard screeching behind him. He got out to investigate and questioned Jeffrey who said he was swerving to avoid hitting the cop car.
He told the cop, "Sorry, I didn't see the red light or your stopped car." When asked if he had anything to drink, Jeffrey answered, "I had three drinks at the Fontainebleau."
When he was told he’d be arrested he said, "The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with 3 glasses of wine." He added, "I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk." Source
Dummy! I mean first he’s dumb for driving drunk. But mostly he’s dumb for those loose lips of his. He shoulda told him about the kilo of coke and dead body in the trunk.

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