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My sister Dee, refused to believe this is a real picture. I had to assure her it was. She’s currently mourning for Auntie ReRe’s cholesterol level.

Unless his name is Eddie Murphy, and this is an old promo shot for Raw, a leather coat and no shirt is not acceptable.

This is Monica’s makeup artist…I’ll let this sink in and when, your sould has been resurrected we can discuss.

I let the boots go. Actually, I didn’t but his gold rush prospector/Paddington Bear hat is killing me softly.

She looks just like this crack head named Diane that mom used to pay to cornrow me and Dee’s hair.

Yes his dreads spell out the word 'Tipsy.'

And yes, he has a bejeweled fly swatter.

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She just wont let go of the dance tights!

She looks like a gay pirate poor thing.

Looking at Kim in this outfit somehow gave me an infection. Thanks Kim, thanks.

So exactly how much fabric does it take to…

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Video of the Day

Aretha Franklin - “Touch My Body”

Here's a video of Auntie Re-Re singing Mariah's song "Touch My Body". I have problems with Mimi's crazy ass singing the song...never mind Super Jugs Franklin singing it. Sigh...I feel dirty and ashamed. Excuse me whilst I go wash with a steel brush.

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Tina and Aretha Scratch Each Other's Eyes out

At last year’s Grammy’s Bey announced Tina Turner as “The Queen”. This pissed off Aretha Franklin, known as “The Queen of Soul”, and she issued a statement the following day.
“I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyoncé. However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy.”

In a recent interview with USA Today Tina said she wasn’t surprised by Aretha’s reaction.
“Aretha has always been like that. We’ve always accepted that from her. She’s the queen of soul, and I’m the queen of rock ‘n’ roll. There were so many kings and queens there that night. Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one,” she laughed. “That’s how queens are!”

This statement caused Aretha to respond again saying,
“I have always appreciated what Tina Turner has to offer and had quietly cheered her on after Ike and her subsequent success. However, with respect to her statement concerning my ego (in saying, ‘Her ego must be so big to think she was the only one … that’s how queens are’) clearly she was talking about herself as she described herself as the ‘Queen of Rock’ and saying ‘that’s what Queens do’ — particularly since she does not have a clue as to who I am in view of the fact that we have never met.
“I never figured her to resort to tacky press just to sell a few tickets. I understand and I know that the concert market is down where ticket sales are concerned. I really had put her in a different class — higher than that.
“Finally, no one has been more gracious or complimentary to their peers than I have and I am confident and secure enough to do so, unlike some others. I wish Ms. Turner all the best, as I always have. Perhaps one day we will meet.” Source

Ain’t nothing’ like a good ol’ cat fight. I bet these old broads really know how to throw down. 5 bucks says Tina’s first to lose her wig. Who wants in?

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Aretha Knows How to Get It In

Word is that Aretha Franklin was so drunk at Russell Simmons’ Art for Life Charity gala that she needed 5 people to help her to her car. Sources say, “She was just oblivious to what was going on.” Source
Auntie Re-Re has NO business getting that wrecked. I mean, can you imagine a nip slip coming from that one. Lord, be with us!

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Check out Halle showin’ the post baby belly.

And finally a pic of baby Nala!...Sorta

Mama Combs looks like Grimis.

Holy titty balls! That’s the longest cleavage I’ve ever seen!

I’m all for loving one’s own body…but when said body is riddled with stretch marks maybe it’s not such a good idea to showcase it.

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Well, at least her humungo chachis are covered up.
Excuse me whilst I go wretch in the loo.
If I ever saw Aubry O’day in real life it would be a true struggle to not punch her in the side of her neck. Something about her makes me angry.
Hey, when it itches…it itches.
I bet it smells like Gouda and dead kitty cats under Rick Ross’s boobies.

PETA Has Quite an Offer For Aretha

Remember when I told y’all a few weeks ago that aunt Re-Re was about to loose her house if she didn’t pay almost $20k in taxes and fees? Well her arch-enemy, PETA, has offered to give her a hand. They’ll pay off her tax bill. What’s her end of the deal? She has to promise to never wear fur again and to donate her unwanted furs to PETA. Source
So I like all the little woodland creatures and everything (actually I don’t really care). And we’ve seen Aretha’s attempts to annihilate all of our furry friends over the years by wearing her tent. sized furs. See Exhibits A-J

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

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Exhibit D

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Exhibit F

Exhibit G

Exhibit H

Exhibit I

Exhibit J

And all of that is very unfortunate. But I fear we’ve forgotten what happens when Aretha doesn’t have on one of her beloved cloaks…

We get THIS tomfoolery! So Lo votes that she keep the furs. Nuff said.

Aunt Re-Re Might Lose Her Home?

The King of Pop lost Neverland and now the Queen of Soul may be loosing her Detroit pad. Aretha Franklin’s lawyer effed up and didn’t pay $445 dollars in taxes and late fees in '05. So now she owes $19,192 and has to pay it by March 31st or her $700k home will go into foreclosure. Source

I started to think of things Aunt Re-Re could do for money but that took me down a very dark and dirty road so instead of making suggestions I’ll just wish her good luck with comin’ up with the funds.