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This picture will be headlining in my nightmares tonight. Thank you scary Gary Coleman.

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And another one down, and another one down, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! Is it possible that she’s lost MORE weight?

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Someone please rip this ladyboy wig off of her! It’s sucking my will to live!

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This is horrible and awesome all at the same time. She gets a brownie point for not having any fat hanging over her tights. But and however, I’m going to need a calculator to add up the deductions about to take place for the rest of this travesty.

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Mel B…WHY would you do this to your little girl? It’s rude as hell.

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My sister Dee, refused to believe this is a real picture. I had to assure her it was. She’s currently mourning for Auntie ReRe’s cholesterol level.

Unless his name is Eddie Murphy, and this is an old promo shot for Raw, a leather coat and no shirt is not acceptable.

This is Monica’s makeup artist…I’ll let this sink in and when, your sould has been resurrected we can discuss.

I let the boots go. Actually, I didn’t but his gold rush prospector/Paddington Bear hat is killing me softly.

She looks just like this crack head named Diane that mom used to pay to cornrow me and Dee’s hair.

Yes his dreads spell out the word 'Tipsy.'

And yes, he has a bejeweled fly swatter.

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I actually kinda like it. Is that weird? I love Eva Diva but I can’t cosign anthing going on here. Something in the milk ain’t clean when it comes to this dress. I just can’t seem to put my finger on it.

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Dear Lord, who art in heaven…I implore you. WHY did you allow me to scroll?! I know I’m not the most glorious and devoted creature to lie at your feet. But please don’t subject me to this type of tomfoolery. My soul can’t take it.

Why is she always competing for (and winning) The Most Tore Down Award?

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Umm…

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Nope, not OK…not even for gay pride.
Al Sharpton…I rebuke you!

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Can we have a moment of silence for her roots?
Aaaaaaaahmeeeeeeeeen! Um, ma’am…what are you doing? There are children around for Pete’s sake!

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Maybe I wouldnt notice how saggy and ill fitted these pants are if they weren't gold. I mean who wears gold pants? Well, besides Prince.

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He should get a pass just for being Michael Jackson. But NO ONE gets a pass from Lo. Fail! I like Kelis…well, I don’t DISlike her. But I have to veto this peacock situation she’s got going on here. Not ok.

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What the hell kinda GD outfit is this? The cameltoe, the spandex, the toes creeping off the edge of her shoes, the mask/face…I just cant.

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Is it strange to be jealous of Andre J., aka The Bearded Lady? How someone could fail so miserably ALL THE DAMN TIME is beyond me.

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Really Brooke? A velvet painting as your album cover? Sighs… He’s DJ Red Alert and he’s goin berserk, Berserk, BERSERK!
No really…are times that bad? I almost scrolled right past this pic but the hawk eye in me spotted that uf@king bandana tied around his ankle. Why Lord? Why?

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When you’ve got thick thighs…this is NOT the way to showcase them. Oh dear me. Nothing wrong with having cheechos and wearing a revealing dress. My issue here is that when one has cheechos and wears a revealing dress, one must be aware of said cheechos at all times and resort to sucking it in, holding one’s breath, or pulling the cheechos up and forward and taping them so they add to one’s cleavage. Getting caught not doing any of these things is a cardinal sin. The PPC (Pleasantly Plump Crew) will deal with this offender accordingly.

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Pregnant maybe? I don’t care if you are pregnant, and trying to hid it, this nonsense is NOT ok! Why is his jacket so damn tight? I mean really.

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Mariah’s getting her Pleasantly Plump on, I see...I wonder if she’ll be getting her baby bump on soon as well.

We’ve got another one Lord! I loves me someone not afraid to flaunt thair Pleasantly Plump members card. BUT AND HOWEVER, the as the President of the Pleasantly Plump Crew (I’m also a member), I’m going to have to revoke this haggard look and rebuke the demons who told her those jeans were ok.

Not really sure what to do with this picture…

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I was just saying to Brew that I need a fanny pack for running and such. I was planning on getting something sporty like a Columbia or North Face one. But now that I see what my love Andre J. has done, I SOOOOO need a sequin pack. If any of you come across one pick it up for me and I’ll pay you back…if it’s not expensive. In that case, consider it a late b-day present to me.
I have no idea when this shoot was done but I came across the pic and couldn’t resist sharing my man’s…er, I mean Lenny’s toight like a toiger tukus with you all. Sorry Brew but you know I lust after him.

You know what. I feel sorry for her…word life. Cus she’s not even fat like that but she manages to get caught in the worst possistions and angles…god bless.

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