Lenny Throws His Underclothes to the Wolves

Lenny Kravitz was feeling extra froggy during a recent gig in Glasgow when he ripped of his manties from under his kilt and threw them into the audience.
Before performing Lenny went to one of the leading kilt makers in Scottland, Howie Nicholsby, and had a quilt made. Upon the urging of his handlers he wore underwire under the kilt and made sure it was made out of a heavier material so there’d me no chance of it flying up.
Nicholsby says, "I advised Lenny not to go commando (without underwear) for his gig. Lenny is a real mover and he's got to have security with his clothing." So he wore the draws but then got fired up and threw them into the crowd anyway.
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There isn’t a stitch of clothing that could hold my sweet little sex fairy.

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Lenny Was Touched by God

Lenny Kravitz, love of my life, says that he knew he’d be a devout Christian after being touched by God after talking to a fellow choirboy and having a short stay in the hospital.
He says, "He was telling me about God and if I knew about Christ. We were in there for a couple of days, really talking about it, and I don't know if we were praying or talking about it at that point but this energy came in the room. It was that kind of thing where you felt the intensity and you felt the heat. And we both felt the same thing because both of us were crying. There wasn't sadness or anything. "This thing we were feeling... tears were streaming down my face. It was a really strange experience. I know the presence of God just came in the room and touched me. That's really the simple explanation. And I knew, that's what it was, and he knew that's what it was." Source
Oh my dear sweet Lenny, you can’t be a devout Christian and a dirty dirty sex fairy at the same time. The two negate each other. Trying to be both would make you combust into a pool of holy water/love juice.

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"Precious" Post!

Above is the first trailer to be released of the Lee Daniels’ flick “Precious,” originally entitled “Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire.” The film has been adapted from a novel about a teenage girl living in Harlem and struggling to find her place and a sense of self worth. The film stars Gabby Sidbe, Mo’Nique, Paula Patton, Lenny Kravitz, and Mariah Carey.
Not only do I need to see the movie, but I’m putting the book on my wish list.

In Other 'Precious' news… Mariah Carey was left waiting on the red carpet to promote the movie when another movie screening ran over. Then when she was finally able to join her fellow stars and the director, Lee Daniels, on stage, Lee introduced the movie…tipsy.
Daniels told the assembled crowd, "Je suis fatiguee, (I'm very tired.) I've had too much champagne, so I'm not able to give the speech I spent three weeks preparing.
"I say this movie was made with love, bubble gum, popsicle sticks, everyone on this stage, and grace." Source
Can someone please instruct Mr. Daniels that he hasn’t won the Oscar YET…his unmistakable negrosity is NOT OK. Please and thank you.

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Random Pics

I was just saying to Brew that I need a fanny pack for running and such. I was planning on getting something sporty like a Columbia or North Face one. But now that I see what my love Andre J. has done, I SOOOOO need a sequin pack. If any of you come across one pick it up for me and I’ll pay you back…if it’s not expensive. In that case, consider it a late b-day present to me.
I have no idea when this shoot was done but I came across the pic and couldn’t resist sharing my man’s…er, I mean Lenny’s toight like a toiger tukus with you all. Sorry Brew but you know I lust after him.

You know what. I feel sorry for her…word life. Cus she’s not even fat like that but she manages to get caught in the worst possistions and angles…god bless.

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Estelle Eyes Up Lenny

Brit singer Estelle has expressed a desire to work with rocker Lenny Kravitz. When she met him at a party they had a mutual appreciate of each others work.
She says, "He was a big fan of mine and I was a big fan of his, so it was cool to finally meet him. I'm hoping Lenny and I will work together on some tracks in the future." Source
I heart them both so I give this collabo a pass.

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Lenny Denies Connection to Prostitute

Rocker Lenny Kravitz is denying a romantic like with Natalie McLennan, a prostitute friend of Alexandra Dupre, the hooker involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal.
Lennan claims that Lenny was one of her clients in a memoir that details her hoing days.
His rep tells the New York Daily News, "(The story is) an absolute fabrication. Lenny Kravitz does not know nor has he slept with this woman."
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Lenny, my little sex fairy who sprinkles is sex dust all over the world, has no need for hookers. NONE!

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Lenny Cancels European Tour

Everyone’s favorite sexy beast, Lenny Kravitz, was hospitalized recently for a bronchial infection and as a result has cancelled his European tour. He said, "I would like to apologize to my fans in Europe. I am extremely disappointed that I am not able to come to Europe to see everyone and also perform. Unfortunately I need to take this time to rest and get healthy and so I was forced to make this decision." Source
Dang! Not that I was going or anything but that sucks major nutsack! I guess that’s what he gets for lying about not having sex for the past 3 years…God’s punishing him. Lenny, how many times do I have to tell you? Lying sex fairies will not inherit God’s kingdom!

Lies! Lies! Lies!

Lenny Kravitz wants us to believe that he hasn’t made any sexo sexo for a whole three years. In a recent interview with Maxim Magazine he said that he’s going to wait until marriage. "Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."
Riigggggght. There is no way in holy hell I’mma believe he hasn’t been slidin' into everything moving for three whole years. Nope! It’s not true and I won’t even entertain the thought. Look at him for heaven’s sake! He’s like a sex fairy that mists sex juice and sprinkles sex dust all over this great land of ours. I think I’ll give him a call and remind him that liars will not inherit God’s kingdom. Well, actually whores don’t either…sighs.