Brooke Puts Down Beyonce...Dumb Move

Brooke Hogan got outta pocket recently in talking about Beyonce and others. She said,
“I’ll agree with Keri Hilson though. She needs to go sit down, make some babies and chill. You know, she’s talented, don’t get me wrong, but just give it a break a little.”
She also weighed in on Cassie’s nude photos saying, “Don’t show it if it’s not right. It was all like stretched out”. Source
Though I agree with her, she is in NO position to talk about anyone…EVER.

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This is horrible and awesome all at the same time. She gets a brownie point for not having any fat hanging over her tights. But and however, I’m going to need a calculator to add up the deductions about to take place for the rest of this travesty.

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Really Brooke? A velvet painting as your album cover? Sighs… He’s DJ Red Alert and he’s goin berserk, Berserk, BERSERK!
No really…are times that bad? I almost scrolled right past this pic but the hawk eye in me spotted that uf@king bandana tied around his ankle. Why Lord? Why?

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Brooke's Got a Man

Brooke Hogan has a new boo. She’s reportedly dating 24 year old rapper Yannique “Stack$” Barker. They were seen together at the his birthday/album release party. The two were looking extra cozy.

Stack$ has also been helping her wither music career and he was seen with her as she shot her new music video for SoBe Entertainment, which Stack$ owns. Source

Looks like someone is fu@king for tracks, no?

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I bet she was halfway through with that giant sundae before she realized it was made of foam. And speaking of Thickums, someone should tell her that thighs like that should never be slathered in that material…EVER.
Calling all soldiers of the Cameltoe Brigade! We’ve got a live one! Bring your nets and tasers…she’s a big one! MUST their legs be wide open?! Ponch’s plugs make me sad inside
And the PhotoShop award goes to… Preggers kinda? And just when I was thinking Latifah didn’t look lezzie enough… Praise Jah! Condie cut off that stupid flip.

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The Hulkster Got it on with one of Brooke's Buddies

According to The Enquirer, Hulk Hogan had an affair with one of his daughters best friends. Pump your breaks before you start calling him a dirty child molesting filthy mcnasty. This friend that he allegedly laid the pipe on is a 33-year-old woman by the name of Christiane Plante, who helped out Brooke with her album and was considered a family friend.
She opened up to The Enquirer saying:
“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.” Source
Poor Brooke, her brother is a complete heartless tool. Her parents are insane. Here stylist obviously hates her. Now her best friend not only did her dad but decided to share the whole thing with The Enquirer. Don’t fret Brooke. Mama Lo will be there to cradle you in her arms and pray for your insandity faster than you can strap on a pair of denim chaps.