Hulk Feels O.J.'s Pain

Hulk says that this whole divorce thing has him sympathizing with O.J. Simpson.

He’s really pissed about being kicked out of his home, Linda spending all his dough and dating “some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior,” say reports. “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he Rolling Stone.

“You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.” Source

Ok, you’re pissed. I understand. And we’ve all said things like “oh I could just kill you” but um not out loud. And at least not in print. Goodness man are you nuts!?

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Nick Hogan Celebrates His Jail Release with a Vegas Trip

Nick Hogan just got out of jail after spending a little over 5 months locked up for almost killing his friend John Graziano in a car accident. To celebrate his release his daddy took him to Vegas! The two were spoted checking into Vegas’s Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
“Hulk made a big point of saying that this was a relaxing getaway and that Nick will be taking it easy and won’t be partying,” said a source. Source
You know who needs a relaxing getaway? John Graziano. But I guess that wouldn’t make much sense…seeing as he probably wouldn’t even know where he was. This family never ceases to amaze and anger me.

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Hulk Says that Nick is a Changed Man

Hulk talks about how he’s dealt with Nicks incaseration and how Nick has grown since being sent to jail.
“You know, I just had to regroup, and you know, just really rely on what was in my heart and what I believe in, ’cause Nick is my son 24 hours a day,” Hulk told E! Friday. “Whether he hits a home run, or whether he strikes out, he’s still my son.”
“He was on a roll,” he said. “He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything. He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what’s important in life,” Hulk added. “He knows what’s real, and what’s not real. And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that’s what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it’s about helping people, being positive, moving forward.
“He was a good kid before, he’s a great kid now,” Hulk says. “He’s not the same man he was when he went in there.” Source
I’m sorry but I thought the only victim here was John Graziano. To listen to Hulk you’d think that poor little Nicky has been through hell. In comparison to having most of your head missing and being confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life I’d say he got off.

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The Hulkster Got it on with one of Brooke's Buddies

According to The Enquirer, Hulk Hogan had an affair with one of his daughters best friends. Pump your breaks before you start calling him a dirty child molesting filthy mcnasty. This friend that he allegedly laid the pipe on is a 33-year-old woman by the name of Christiane Plante, who helped out Brooke with her album and was considered a family friend.
She opened up to The Enquirer saying:
“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.” Source
Poor Brooke, her brother is a complete heartless tool. Her parents are insane. Here stylist obviously hates her. Now her best friend not only did her dad but decided to share the whole thing with The Enquirer. Don’t fret Brooke. Mama Lo will be there to cradle you in her arms and pray for your insandity faster than you can strap on a pair of denim chaps.

Hogan Divorce is a Sham

Kimberly Kohn, the lawyer for John Graziano’s (the kid in the car with Nick Hogan when he crashed his car) family thinks that the split between Linda and Hulk is a strategic move to retain their assets in a civil suit soon to be filed by Graziano’s family. Kohn said that they can protect their assets by halving them. According to her “if the Supra and the Viper are not registered to both parents, it could be harder to go after Mrs. Bollea individually. The mother’s degree of control over who used the vehicles would have to be determined.”
The Graziano family will still proceed with the suit whether or not the Hogans split. Are you kidding me?!?!?! This is rich. This poor kid is STILL in the hospital, STILL in a coma because lil Nicky Hogan wrapped his car around a tree drag racing and all the Hogans can think about makin' sure they maintain possession of the cars, the house in Miami and Brooke’s collection of denim chaps. My head hurts…I’m gonna go lay down.
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It's Splitsville for the Hulkster

Hulk’s wife Linda filed for divorce last week. The reason wasn’t stated in the court documents. But knowing what I know of Linda he probably refused to pay for a bleaching job or a sweatsuit from G+G that she wanted. I don’t think they’ll actually get divorced unless she has a bangin' lawyer cus without him she has nuffin'. She’ll have to pose nude in Hustler: Haggard Has Been edition to make some dough. I find it quite bold of her to bite the hand that feeds her. Hulk don't need her anyway. He's already grooming Brooke to take her place. Incest anyone?