It's Splitsville for the Hulkster

Hulk’s wife Linda filed for divorce last week. The reason wasn’t stated in the court documents. But knowing what I know of Linda he probably refused to pay for a bleaching job or a sweatsuit from G+G that she wanted. I don’t think they’ll actually get divorced unless she has a bangin' lawyer cus without him she has nuffin'. She’ll have to pose nude in Hustler: Haggard Has Been edition to make some dough. I find it quite bold of her to bite the hand that feeds her. Hulk don't need her anyway. He's already grooming Brooke to take her place. Incest anyone?