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I think she was trying to be sexy. I’m giving this two thumbs down. Thoughts? Please, someone keep this woman away from the free weights.

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Madonna Pays Tribute to Dead Crew Members

Two men were killed while constructing a stage for Madonna’s show at the Velodrome Stadium in Marseille, France. The roof of the stage collapsed on top of them. Madonna released the following statement:
“I am devastated to have just received this tragic news. My prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news.”
She also paid tribute during her concert in Italy.

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As you can see from the video, Madonna seems obviously upset. Her dumbass fans however, don’t seem to get the gravity of the situation. Idiots!

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Mariah’s getting her Pleasantly Plump on, I see...I wonder if she’ll be getting her baby bump on soon as well.

We’ve got another one Lord! I loves me someone not afraid to flaunt thair Pleasantly Plump members card. BUT AND HOWEVER, the as the President of the Pleasantly Plump Crew (I’m also a member), I’m going to have to revoke this haggard look and rebuke the demons who told her those jeans were ok.

Not really sure what to do with this picture…

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Madonna and Jesus to Tie the Knot in Kabbalah Ceremony

Madge is reportedly planning to have a Kabbalah commitment ceremony with her boy toy, Brazilian model Jesus Luz.
Folks said they had split after dating for just a few short months this year but since she lost her bid to adopt a Malawian child she’s back in his arms. He’s converted form Catholicism to Kabbalah and the two plan to have the service at the Kabbalah Centre in NYC.
A source said, “They are totally besotted with each other and he’s really helped Madonna through this tough time. It wasn’t that the relationship went off the boil, it was more a matter of Madonna wanting to concentrate on her adoption bid of Mercy and they wanted to keep a low profile while that became the main focus." Source
Er,…congrats I guess.

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I know this was the costume gala but why do people think this behavior is ok?

Once again…not ok.

Looks like someone pooed on her head. On a more positive note, at least she covered up some of that five-head.

I was excited to see Bey in flats and almost gave her praise until I realized that she’s wearing her dance tights again. Sighs…

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Madge is Adopting Another Little African

Madonna is officially adopting another baby from Malawi.

“The adoption is going ahead,” Malawi’s Director of Child Welfare Services, Penstone Kilembe, tells Usmagazine.com. “It has been at an advanced stage for some time.”

Supposedly Mercy “has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week,” said Kilembe.

Madonna has expressed interest in wanting to adopt another child.” Many people say that David, Madge’s other Malawian child, should have a Malawian brother or sister,” she recently told Malawi’s The Nation newspaper. “It’s something I have been considering but would only do if I had the support of the Malawian people and the government.” Source

Maybe she should work on getting her own life straight before trying to fix someone else.

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There’s no way that this spandex tragedy doesn’t smell like flounder…no way.
I know this was for a costume party but I still find this upsetting. Madge! You’re 87! Put on some GD pants! How many shades of black can one wear without looking ridiculous.BOOTY! BOOTY! BOOTY! BOOTY! ROCKIN’ EVERYWHERE!
As aforementioned I don’t think spandex or jumpsuits are a good look. But and however, if you’re trunk is packed like this, then both spandex AND jumpsuits are encouraged.

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Um...what the hell does this outfit even mean? Who knew this is what was hiding under Lady Gaga's shades. Jebus Christo!

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Madonna=Woman of the Year

MTV has named Madonna their woman of the year.
Numbers 2-5 are as follows:
2. Britney Spears
3. Taylor Swift
4. Miley Cyrus
5. Katy Perry
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Bey and Rihanna were somewhere around 7 & 8. Personally I’d give it to Rihanna because her superstardom is damn near ridiculous at this point but I suppose MTV wanted to give Madge a nod seeing as she’s been doing this for the past 150 years.

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Madonna and Alex Are Mansion Hunting

According to Page Six Madge and A-Rod are looking for mansions together. A source says the two are "discreetly looking at properties between Fifth and Park avenues, from just above 60th Street through the 80s.
"Madonna personally came to look at one house a couple of months ago, and Alex has been looking recently," the insider said. "We're talking about private, double-width mansions in the vicinity of $30 million to $60 million."
The also want a house "with a garage that you can drive into for additional privacy - although those are rare and hard to come by," our spy added. Another source said they were also looking in the Hamptons.
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I’mma have to stop posting anything about Madge because she’s beyond irritated me.

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Madge Flirts with A-Rod While Performing

At her latest show Madonna showed up late, told the crowd to smell her armpits, and flirted with her boyfriend, a-rod, who was front row center.
She stared at him tearily singing “You Must Love Me.” Later she told fans, “I’m sure you can relate about a long-distance love affair.” In a couple of hotter moments, Madge gyrated in A-Rod’s direction while winking at him and later went pneumatic on a speaker while staring his way. Source
I hear she also was gyrating in his general direction. Gyration + Madonna = violent retching from Lo.

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David Foster Dishes on the Stars

Music mogul David Foster is penning a tell-all book where he talks about the crazy antics of some of the big name stars he’s worked with. He calls Paul McCartney "one of those musicians who needed to be reminded of his greatness. (McCartney was) a little like being on a bad date. Ten bad dates, maybe."
When talking about Whitney Houston he didn’t see a “hint” of drug use. Though he adds, "She and hubby Bobby Brown certainly seemed addicted to each other... When Bobby was gone, she'd begin to fade."
As far as Madonna goes he says that when he told her that he didn’t approve of the guy-on-guy kissing featured in her 1991 film Truth or Dare, and she quipped, "If that bothered you, you're too square for me. You represent everything I'm trying to change."But in a rare, and more somber moment, she confessed, "I just need a man. I need to be with a real man." Source
I hope that’s not the juiciest stuff he’s got…otherwise his book is gonna be a flop.

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Madge Reuniting JT and Brit?

Tonight (Thursday, November 6, 2008) Madonna will be reuniting Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears on her “Sticky & Sweet” tour stop in LA. Ryan Seacrest broke the news when he called into KIIS-FM. No word (yet) as to exactly what type of performance this will be but I can’t wait until the YouTube videos are out. Source

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Kabbalists Want to Take Over Madges Divorce

Supposedly big wigs in the Kabbalah world aren’t too happy with how Madonna is handling her divorce with Guy. They want an immediate out of court settlement and the sect’s leader, Rabbi Berg has said that the mudslinging is making the religion look bad.
‘Rabbi Berg’s ultimate hope would be a reconciliation. But that seems rather a distant hope so at best he would like to put an end to the public raking over of their marriage,’ said a source close to the couple.
‘Kabbalah’s view on this would be that it as far as family is concerned, it’s only money. Guy would get a lot more than if their lawyers were slugging it out. Kabbalah might also give Guy better access than British law might. Let us not to forget that Guy and Rabbi Berg were also very close. Guy really studied kabbalah. There was a feeling in certain quarters that Madonna’s interest in kabbalah was linked more to her ego. Guy on the other hand was more interested in the fundamentals of it, in dissecting it. Consequently he had a much greater intellectual bond with the kabbalah leaders. ’Source
Interresting. I want to see how much of a follower she is. Will she concede and go with the suggestions of her religion?

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Madge Scheduled Sexo Around Workouts

The Daily Mail is reporting that Madge is so crazy about her workout regimen that she would schedule sex with soon to be ex-husband Guy Ritchie, around her exercising.
A source close to the couple said, 'With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just another thing in the diary. In the last couple of years, it was all schemed into the diary.
'Guy of course felt this a tremendous turn-off to be at the same level of importance as, for example, her gym sessions and Kabbalah meetings.
'As a consequence, their sex life died more than a year ago. It is no exaggeration to say that they had not shared a bed in a year when the divorce was announced. And when the sex died for them, the marriage was doomed.' Source
Ha! That’s funny…kinda sad, but mostly funny.

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Madge Wants A-Rod's Baby?

Alex Rodriguez, Madonna’s ‘special friend’ is going to move to a NYC penthouse two blocks from her to be close to her. ‘Alex knows that this is a difficult time for Madonna, especially as she has children,’ a source said. ‘So he thought this was the best way to be close to her without being too intrusive. He is completely into her and willing to be patient while she sorts everything out. All he cares about is just being close to her.’
Another rumor is that Madonna, who just turned 50, wants to have a baby with A-Rod.
A friend said: ‘She thinks he’s physically a great specimen. And if she is going to have another child, he would be the ideal man to bring one to her.’ Source
I hope this is just a rumor and not actually true cus it sounds utterly ridiculous. Then again, in the land of Hollyweird anything is possible.

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Baby David's Dad Wants Him Back From Madonna

Yohane Banda, the biological father of David Banda, Madge’s adopted son, thinks that his son is better off with him. He told the son that he’s disappointed that Madge and Guy are getting a divorce and doesn’t think his son is happy.
"I am still a poor farmer with nothing to offer, but maybe he would be better off back with us. This woman Madonna told me herself that David was beautiful and made her happy and she promised to take good care of him."
The Sun showed him a paparazzi picture of David and Madge and Yohane responded, "He doesn't look happy in this picture. He looks bewildered. If there is no love in the family, is there any love for him? This is a new and terrible thing to happen to him. I am too upset to think clearly. He is only three years old and he has been through so much."
He added that Madonna promised to keep him updated about David’s well-being but she hasn’t done that.
"I thought she would take him away from the danger of malaria and other diseases that kill children here, and that she would let me know that he was happy. I have never heard from her since the day I agreed to let her adopt David. She has sent no photographs or news. I suppose she just wants him for herself." Source
I don’t trust either party here. It was kinda shady how she swooped in out of nowhere and stole lil David like a thief in the night. On the other hand, I bet if she slipped Papa Banda a few bucks he’d shut right up.

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Madge Punches Guy in the Nuts For Kicks

While performing last week in Boston, Madge took the opportunity to take a few jabs at soon to be ex, Guy Ritchie.
Her first words to the crowd were: “That’s right - I’m not sorry.” She said, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category - god knows I do.”
In addition to being an evil bitch onstage she was one backstage and at the hotel too. She ordered hotel staff to place gym equipment in her suite so she could work out in private. She also made sure that there were 25 cases of Kabbalah water at the venue as well as a hermetically sealed toilet installed in her dressing room. Source
Where’s vintage Madonna? You know the one who was kinda chubby and had a Detroit accent...cus that’s where she was actually from? Is there any way we can bring her back?

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Madonna and Guy are Dunzo

Madge and Guy have finally decided to call it quits and released the following statement via a rep:
“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time,” read the short statement e-mailed to the Associated Press by Liz Rosenberg.
They still haven’t agreed to a settlement.
“The judgment of the court would be to try and assess what they came in with and divide what they built up fairly equally,” said David Allison, a lawyer with Family Law in Partnership, a London firm, told the AP. Source
She’s old, wild and used…kinda like that auntie some of us has that we can’t bring our male friends around cus she’ll turn on the radio and dirty dance with him. He, on the other hand, seems boring as a piece of toast. Sometimes opposites attract…sometimes it’s just a big disaster.

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Madonna is a B!tch...Gasp!

Swedish pop star Robyn opened for Madonna during some of her European shows and she says that Madge was a total ice queen bitch jerk. Well those weren’t her exact words. She was specifically told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures.”
“I hadn’t expected any glamor, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna. Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.” Source
I don’t understand why this is surprising. Just look at her. She looks like a bitch. Like the bitch queen or the bitch fairy who flies around pelting people with bitch turds.

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