Madge Punches Guy in the Nuts For Kicks

While performing last week in Boston, Madge took the opportunity to take a few jabs at soon to be ex, Guy Ritchie.
Her first words to the crowd were: “That’s right - I’m not sorry.” She said, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category - god knows I do.”
In addition to being an evil bitch onstage she was one backstage and at the hotel too. She ordered hotel staff to place gym equipment in her suite so she could work out in private. She also made sure that there were 25 cases of Kabbalah water at the venue as well as a hermetically sealed toilet installed in her dressing room. Source
Where’s vintage Madonna? You know the one who was kinda chubby and had a Detroit accent...cus that’s where she was actually from? Is there any way we can bring her back?

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