Madonna and Guy are Dunzo

Madge and Guy have finally decided to call it quits and released the following statement via a rep:
“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time,” read the short statement e-mailed to the Associated Press by Liz Rosenberg.
They still haven’t agreed to a settlement.
“The judgment of the court would be to try and assess what they came in with and divide what they built up fairly equally,” said David Allison, a lawyer with Family Law in Partnership, a London firm, told the AP. Source
She’s old, wild and used…kinda like that auntie some of us has that we can’t bring our male friends around cus she’ll turn on the radio and dirty dance with him. He, on the other hand, seems boring as a piece of toast. Sometimes opposites attract…sometimes it’s just a big disaster.

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