PETA Has Quite an Offer For Aretha

Remember when I told y’all a few weeks ago that aunt Re-Re was about to loose her house if she didn’t pay almost $20k in taxes and fees? Well her arch-enemy, PETA, has offered to give her a hand. They’ll pay off her tax bill. What’s her end of the deal? She has to promise to never wear fur again and to donate her unwanted furs to PETA. Source
So I like all the little woodland creatures and everything (actually I don’t really care). And we’ve seen Aretha’s attempts to annihilate all of our furry friends over the years by wearing her tent. sized furs. See Exhibits A-J

Exhibit A

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Exhibit I

Exhibit J

And all of that is very unfortunate. But I fear we’ve forgotten what happens when Aretha doesn’t have on one of her beloved cloaks…

We get THIS tomfoolery! So Lo votes that she keep the furs. Nuff said.