Aretha Knows How to Get It In

Word is that Aretha Franklin was so drunk at Russell Simmons’ Art for Life Charity gala that she needed 5 people to help her to her car. Sources say, “She was just oblivious to what was going on.” Source
Auntie Re-Re has NO business getting that wrecked. I mean, can you imagine a nip slip coming from that one. Lord, be with us!

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