Brangelina Baby Post

People Magazine unveiled the first photos of Brngelinas blessed children of god. The pic hit the net Sunday (August 3, 2008) at 7pm and I was refreshing the site like a mofo until my computer threatened to combust. I waited about a half and was finally able to see the wonder twins.
People won the exclusive rights to the photos for the measly price of almost $15 million dollars. Source

Bless me father, oh my soul We’re looking at the second coming. I think I just got caught up in the rapture of Jesus. My eyes arent worthy
(Lo begins speaking in tongues then passes out in a dramatic flourish under her desk.)

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