Baby #2 for Matthew and Camila

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting their second child together. Their son Levi is just 11 months old. Matthew announced the news on Sunday, Fathers Day, on his website.
“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.” Source
Congrats! I’m sure the next baby will be just as adorable as little Levi.

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Drunk Matt Angers Neighbors

Matt’s Malibu beach neighbors are a little tiffed that every time they peep him chillin in the sand he has a beer bottle in his hand. They want him to knock it off or at least tone it down for the sake o the children in the neighborhood that supposedly watch his every move. Matt thinks they need to mind their own business. Source
I concur! If he wants to drink himself into a drunken naked stupor and do a rain dance on his property that’s his damn business. I get that the kids may watch him but if you’re worried about them drinking that’s more of a question of their shoddy parenting then his drunkenness.

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Matthew McConaughey's Mom is a Killer

Kay McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey’s mom has a new book out called I Amaze Myself where she reveals that Matthew’s father (whom she married 3 times) died while they were having sex and that she didn’t cover his naked body when he was taken by emergency services. Instead, she wanted the world to see his “gift”. And if you’re confused about what gift means, its big old cat daddy wang. Source
Um…wow. I’m at a loss for words…for once.

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Matt and Camila are Butting Heads

There seems to be trouble in the Alvez-McConaughey household. Camila wants a nanny but Matthew doesn’t:
“If he could breast-feed the baby himself, he would,” says an insider. “The house is getting messier, and neither of them is getting much sleep,” adds the insider. “Camila wants to hire someone, but Matthew really objects. At least for the first few months, Matthew wants the two of them and their families to be the only ones caring for Levi.” Source
I love men but sometimes they’re so silly and inconsiderate. They don’t understand the things that women have to deal with. Matt, y’all have the money. Get that girl a nanny to help her out please.

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Random Pics

So she’s dumb and she’s mean. What responsible non-assholey parent would do this to their son.
$5 says Paw Paw George reeks of weed, E&J and hot sauce. Eff it, $10!!!
I see someone’s been shopping at Wet Seal again.
I generally lie Maggie Gyllenhaal regardless of her doughy old lady face. But damnit if I’ll let this sateen jumpsuit slide. Quit it Magz! Blue looks like an extra from The Wiz. And Blu, in case you were wondering, that was NOT a compliment.
As a card carrying member of the pleasantly plump crew I’m all for embracing ones thickness. But um, that’s on the verge of looking smelly. This makes me so sad inside.
Looks like a case of all berry and no twig. Lordie, wear a cup for Pete’s sake.

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Matthew McConaughey Talks to OK!

Matthew McConaughey, fiancée Camila alves and son Levi cover OK! Magazine…Levi kinda looks like curious George to me…I mean that in the nicest most maternal way possible. Anyway, Madman McConaughey shared with the mag the jubilant and musical way he decided to welcome Little Levi into the world. He says:
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.” He also kept a diary of the whole hospital experience.
“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this, let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’” Source
That Camila is one strong woman. Going through childbirth with no meds is serious business…but having to do it all while dealing with this nut is a tremendous feat. I woulda waited til he got deep into his groove then unpropped my foot from the stirrup long enough to crack him across the temple with my heel. Idiot.

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Matthew McConaughey Proposes

Matthew McConaughey proposed to his baby mama Camila Alves, just hours after she gave birth to their son Levi. An insider told the National Enquirer, “Camila was absolutely overjoyed - a baby and a marriage proposal on the same day. It was magic. The baby made Matthew realize that Camila and Levi are now his No. 1 priority - and nothing else in the world matters.” The insider added that he wants to be married by Christmas. “It will probably be something small and intimate. They want to get married on a beach at sunset.” Source
That sounds really sweet. Lets just hope he deems it an event important enough for him to take a shower beforehand.

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Quote of the Day

Matthew McConaughey said the following about his unborn child:

“Make no doubt about it. My kid will dance. He will be on the beach and he will be taking hikes with a wild bandana on.” Source

That Matthew is such an…and “interesting” character. I like him more and more every time he opens his mouth and says stuff like this.
Total side note-when I read this I let out quite a chortle causing soda pop to come flying through my nose. Why so funny Lo? Well, Brewer has dreams that at least one of his children will become a tap dancer and will bring the art of hoofing back into the forefront. It’s a very detailed and well thought out plan that developed after we watched Tap one night. Sighs…I love that guy.

The Baby will be Pretty...Smelly But Pretty

Everyone’s favorite wild man, Matthew McConaughey, announced that his girlfriend Camila Alves is knocked up with his baby. He said, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Source
Before we know it there will be a Mini-Matt runnin’ around naked as a jay bird and NOT wearing deodorant. They make you get a license to drive a car…but anyone can have a baby. Sighs…