The Baby will be Pretty...Smelly But Pretty

Everyone’s favorite wild man, Matthew McConaughey, announced that his girlfriend Camila Alves is knocked up with his baby. He said, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.” Source
Before we know it there will be a Mini-Matt runnin’ around naked as a jay bird and NOT wearing deodorant. They make you get a license to drive a car…but anyone can have a baby. Sighs…