As If Things Couldn't Get Worse

Ms. Hill is reportedly broke as a joke. Sources say that she his living with her mother and the debt is piling up around her. She was in the carribean for a bit with her fake husband baby daddy and their four kids. But now she’s back in good ol jersey, in mama’s house, with no money. Her only big solo hit album, “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill,” was released 10 years ago, if you can believe it. (source)
Um, yea, I knew that man would be her downfall. Actually I thought she’da changed her name to Africana, Mother of the Black Eyed Peas and started sellin incense from a table on Broad Street in Newark years ago. I NEVER forget watching her on Unplugged breaking down in tears during every song. “Merciful, Merciful, merciful, merciful God!”
Indeed Lauryn, tis time to ask thy merciful father to rain down all his mercy upon thee. Get thee to praying. Glory be to God!