Lauryn Hill Cancels Summer Tour

Lauryn Hill was scheduled to tour this summer in Sweden, Greece, The Netherlands, Austria, France Switzerland, Poland, Italy, and Germany. However she’s cancelled her tour due to health concerns.
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I pray that “health concerns” isn’t code speak for her being pregnant again because if that’s the case I’mma have to quit life. My heart can’t take it.

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Lauryn Hill To Perform this Summer

Lauryn Hill will be making an appearance at the Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland running from July 3-18.

Lauryn will hit the stage on July 11^th. Source

I love Lauryn, but really, is she ready?

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Random Pics

Whenever Ru dresses as a man it creeps me out. I’d much rather see him in 6 inch heels and a fierce lace front. Jebus Christo! What the fug is with Lara Flynn Boyle’s face?! Seeing Lauryn like this makes my heart weep. Looks like Traci brought her pumpkins to the pumpkin patch. Just a little booty for the fellas…
This reminds me of Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” costume.

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Lauryn Hill to be Hitting the Big Screen Again?!

Rita Marley, Bob Marley’s widow, wants Lauryn Hill to play her in an upcoming biopic based on Rita’s autobiography, No Woman No Cry: My Life with Bob Marley. Just in case y'all don’t know, Lauryn has like 5 or 6 kids with Bob Marley’s son Rohan. Please note that Rohan isn’t Rita’s son. Actually forget that I said all of that cus its getting confusing. Anyway, Rita said, "Lauryn would be ideal (to play me). She sees my life as her life." Source

You know what else Lauryn sees Rita? Elfs and and dragons and unicorns! She’s too busy being nutty, filling out public assistance forms and conferencing with island peen to do something time consuming like work.

Lauryn Hill Gives Birth?!

According to Allhiphop.com Lauryn Hill gave birth to her 5th child (a baby girl) with Rohan Marley recently. Source
Lauryn Noel Hill! Mama Lo and the Monday Night Prayer Group officially quit you!!! Children are a blessing (Looks to the sky and utters ‘Glory be to God’). But for the sake of what’s left of your sanity detach thyself from that island peen before it’s too late!
(Lo excuses herself to make an anonymous call to the Dept. of Youth and Family Services.)

As If Things Couldn't Get Worse

Ms. Hill is reportedly broke as a joke. Sources say that she his living with her mother and the debt is piling up around her. She was in the carribean for a bit with her fake husband baby daddy and their four kids. But now she’s back in good ol jersey, in mama’s house, with no money. Her only big solo hit album, “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill,” was released 10 years ago, if you can believe it. (source)
Um, yea, I knew that man would be her downfall. Actually I thought she’da changed her name to Africana, Mother of the Black Eyed Peas and started sellin incense from a table on Broad Street in Newark years ago. I NEVER forget watching her on Unplugged breaking down in tears during every song. “Merciful, Merciful, merciful, merciful God!”
Indeed Lauryn, tis time to ask thy merciful father to rain down all his mercy upon thee. Get thee to praying. Glory be to God!