It's Splitsville for Eddie and Tracy

Ha! So after being “married” (their ceremony in Bora Bora wasn’t legal any damn way) Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds have called it quits. That’s right! Their dunzo. Eddie’s rep released a statement:
“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will fore go having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.” TMZ
Uh huh, hmm, muy interesante, no? I mean the feelings he says they have for each other are the same exact feelings I have for my friend Jon-Boy…Did I mention that Jon-Boy is gay? Yea, exactly. I bet Johnny Gill is somewhere right now shaving his legs and oiling up so he can race to Eddie’s side to “console” him.