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Tila Tequila had this to say about the effect of her show on the reversal of the gay marriage ban:
Tila said, "It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal." Source

Is she serious? She's not gay. She's not bisexual. She's just nasty! Ugh!

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Beyonce had this to say about her wedding to Jay-Z:
“I don’t deny it (the wedding). I just don’t talk about it. We’ve never talked about us and it’s kind of protected our relationship. I think it’s kept us out of tabloid drama. A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don’t talk about them, so neither do I.” Source
Friends, what is most important for us to take from this statement, is not that she finally sorta kinda admitted to marrying Jay-Z. No, that’s not important. What we should analyze, however, is the fact that she thinks of herself as an actress. That Beyonce is so darn cute.

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Paris Hilton said this about her recent trip to visit the poor little Africans:
“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.” Source
God bless my 8th grade social studies teacher. SMH.
In other Paris News… She’s got her own line of shoes. Is it me or do these look like they should be sold in Joyce Leslies, Easy Pickins, G+Gs, and Rainbows nationwide?

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Sean “Unfortunate Teeth and Beady Eyes” Combs had this to say when J-Lo gave birth to her twins:

“She is going to make a great mother. I’m going to send her some Sean John baby clothes. I’m so happy for her. It’s such a blessing. It’s double the love, and it’s also double the crying and the screaming, so it’s a unique blessed situation. It’s a rarity to have twins. She’ll be all right." People

She doesn’t want that Sean John crap! Her babies sleep in diamond encrusted cribs and are swaddled in mink blankies for Pete’s sake. I bet she’ll take that box of clothes out back and set it on fire then dance around it chanting some type of Santeria curse that will cause Puffy’s baby mamas to form an alliance and drain his pockets clean. Humph!

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Matthew McConaughey said the following about his unborn child:

“Make no doubt about it. My kid will dance. He will be on the beach and he will be taking hikes with a wild bandana on.” Source

That Matthew is such an…and “interesting” character. I like him more and more every time he opens his mouth and says stuff like this.
Total side note-when I read this I let out quite a chortle causing soda pop to come flying through my nose. Why so funny Lo? Well, Brewer has dreams that at least one of his children will become a tap dancer and will bring the art of hoofing back into the forefront. It’s a very detailed and well thought out plan that developed after we watched Tap one night. Sighs…I love that guy.

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New lyrics from Fat Joe:

“Nigga, bitch, hoe/some chicks is bitches, some chicks is hoes…Now who gonna tell me I can’t say nigga?” Via Billboard

Um…

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While performing with her Spice Girl band mates in London on Tuesday, Mel B told fans that she had, “too much clitoral stimulation” over the holidays.
Ma’am! IN-A-PRO-PRI-ATE! You are not Madonna and this is not the Girlie Show Tour! Knock it off!

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On the eve of New Jersey being the first state taking a step towards reparations Republican Assemblyman Michael Patrick Carroll had this to say:
“But, on a current note, if slavery was the price that a modern American’s ancestors had to pay in order to make one an American, one should get down on one’s knees every single day and thank the Lord that such price was paid. To the extent that America — or New Jersey — ever owed any kind of debt to anyone, that debt was more than repaid through the blood and suffering of 650,000 federal soldiers who died or were wounded during the war provoked by slavery. No one today need feel the slightest guilt, as no one today participated in the wrong.”Source
For a second I thought about penning a rational response to this statement…but instead I’ll focus on more important things like thanking my lucky stars that my ancestors were enslaved. Give God the glory! Sighs…who wants to take bets that if we opened up the trunk to his Corolla there’d be a grand wizard cloak in it right now?

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One of James Brown's widows Tomi Rae Hynie, recently said:
"Everybody says I'm being a drama queen and I'm a great actress. All I did was cry and fall to my knees and faint a couple of times. Isn't that how a wife is supposed to act at a funeral when she loses the man she loves?"
Well...yes, I suppose so Tomi. I mean, that's not as half as dramatic as anything I've seen people do at black funerals. If you really wanted to do it up you would have ripped his cold stiff body from the casket and rocked him close to your bosom while humming Troubles of the World. a nice finishing touch would have been to jump in the grave with him and scream out "Jesus take me now!" Man, there's nothing like a good grave jumper at a funeral. Its usually a highlight for me.

Gabby's Gettin' Gabby again

Gabrielle Union has been biting back against black blogs lately…apparently she doesn’t have anything better to do like make yet another crappy movie. Anyway, in a recent Vibe interview she said:
“If you look at what Perez [Hilton] does - and I don’t advocate for Perez, you know, he can write hurtful things about a lot of people - but what he does as a man of color, as a Latino, is he never dogs Latinos, ever. He actually breaks artists on his website. They can go from “Who the hell is that?” to Number One on iTunes in a day, just from what he says. So he’s trying to uplift his own people. I mean, he dogs everybody else, but as a man of color, I applaud you. I can’t dog you for not dogging your own people. He never says anything negative about Latinos, ever, and I just wish that we had more of that kind of “raise up” mentality and pulled each other up instead of dragging each other down. Especially like… If I got arrested, say whatever you want to say. If I had kids and left them in the car while I partied, or I got out of cabs showing all my private parts, you have every right to dog me. If I came out and dogged my own people, kill me in your blogs. But don’t make things up! I do enough, and if you really got spies everywhere you’d know what I was doing, you wouldn’t have to make things up. And if you don’t know your facts, then just don’t print them.”
Oh Gabby shut up! The only reason people even know who you are is because of bloggy gossip. And since you’re all about people getting their facts straight maybe you try it yourself before opening your mouth. Last time I checked Perez slams EVERYONE! A day doesn’t pass where he’s not flappin' his gums about Eva Longoria, Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez, or her husband Skelator, er, I mean Marc Anthony.
And another thing! Since when is Perez a man of color? He’s about the palest thing I’ve laid eyes on in my life. Just because someone may be part of a minority does not make them a person of color. Get out of my sight and go read a book or something. You make me sick!

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Rush & Molloy is reporting that Will Smith is in love with a Japanese toilet that sprinkles your cheeks with water and then warms them with air. He said the toilets are “a gift from heaven. People think it’s all about suction, but it doesn’t suck — it blows.”
Wow! There is sooooo much that I could do with that statement. I think I just blew (no pun intended…well, maybe a little) my own mind with the possibilities. I’ll let you guys take this one. I simply don’t have the strength.

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Um, no…he doesn’t. Cleveland Cavaliers guard Damon Jones is really feelin’ himself right about now. He’s been quoted as saying,
“‘Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don’t have to. women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she’s going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.” Source
Really Damon? Speaking for myself, the thick gums, Steve Harvey teeth and taco meat would make me run for the hills. But whatevs.

Quote of the Day: Montell Williams

While promoting a low-income prescription plan in Savannah, GA, Montell Williams got a little heated during an interview. He walked over to a member of the writing team who happened to be a high school intern and threatened her:
"‘Don’t look at me like that. Do you know who I am? I’m a big star, and I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up."
Big star?! Says who? Sylvia Brown? And why the hell are you threatening to blow up that poor girl. Negros have been hanged for less offenses. Watch your mouth! Someone musta laced that weed he’s smoking for his MS with ammonia or something cus he’s actin’ right crazy.

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Erykah Badu on the development of her upcoming album:

“I dug deep down into the bottom of my hip-hop coin purse to find some of the freshest scientific, mathematical absurd geniuses that I could connect with because I was feeling pretty twisted myself. The scientists I was dealing with was J Dilla, Madlib, Sa-Ra, 9th Wonder, Kareem Riggins [and] Rashad Smith to name a few. All of these people have a reputation for being visionaries and knowing them well, I felt ‘Okay, now it’s time to put together a project that not only takes us to another place, another dimension, but highlights these sights.’ And that’s what I had in mind for this project that I’ve been tentatively calling KahBa.” (Source)

She sounds JUST like this nutty “friend” of mine (who btw shall remain nameless for fear they’ll read this and then harm me in some way). She’s really talented, that Badu. She’s managed to make me feel like I’m trippin on acid…and I’ve never done acid. Its almost like listening to a Wee Sing cassette tape. Excuse me while I go rock in the corner for a bit. There are spiders and snakes crawling on the walls and its troubling me.

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Heidi Klum on what she's learned from Britney Spears:


“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know..You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”


Really? REALLY?! (Lo pauses to bang head against desk) You don't have to have ever changed a diaper to know that there are sticky tabs on the side. Your biggest problem should be keeping the baby from shooting pee or poop at you (which they tend to do) or falling off the changing table. It should not, however, be how tightly you can tie the twine around the diaper without suffocating the baby. And seriously, even if I were that confused (which could never happen) Britney Spears wouldn't be my phone-a-friend lifeline.


See now, I could see Britney saying she didn't know how a diaper works...I would think she uses chewing gum to keep them on.