Quote of the Day

One of James Brown's widows Tomi Rae Hynie, recently said:
"Everybody says I'm being a drama queen and I'm a great actress. All I did was cry and fall to my knees and faint a couple of times. Isn't that how a wife is supposed to act at a funeral when she loses the man she loves?"
Well...yes, I suppose so Tomi. I mean, that's not as half as dramatic as anything I've seen people do at black funerals. If you really wanted to do it up you would have ripped his cold stiff body from the casket and rocked him close to your bosom while humming Troubles of the World. a nice finishing touch would have been to jump in the grave with him and scream out "Jesus take me now!" Man, there's nothing like a good grave jumper at a funeral. Its usually a highlight for me.