Quote of the Day

Sean “Unfortunate Teeth and Beady Eyes” Combs had this to say when J-Lo gave birth to her twins:

“She is going to make a great mother. I’m going to send her some Sean John baby clothes. I’m so happy for her. It’s such a blessing. It’s double the love, and it’s also double the crying and the screaming, so it’s a unique blessed situation. It’s a rarity to have twins. She’ll be all right." People

She doesn’t want that Sean John crap! Her babies sleep in diamond encrusted cribs and are swaddled in mink blankies for Pete’s sake. I bet she’ll take that box of clothes out back and set it on fire then dance around it chanting some type of Santeria curse that will cause Puffy’s baby mamas to form an alliance and drain his pockets clean. Humph!