Prince Needs Some New Parts

The purple one is startin' to show his age. He may be in need of a hip replacement according to a source. "He used to wear high-heeled boots every day and doctors told him that may have contributed to his condition. Over the years he has battered his body so much that his joints, especially his hips, are causing him a lot of discomfort." The singer has been told that only a full hip replacement will alleviate the pain and ensure he can keep dancing. Source
That’s unfortunate, but not particularly surprising. I mean he’s been doin' splits, runnin' around in high heels and poppin it like a rubber band for damn near 50 years. Set your old ass down somewheres!