Quote of the Day

Heidi Klum on what she's learned from Britney Spears:


“We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know..You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea. It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things.”


Really? REALLY?! (Lo pauses to bang head against desk) You don't have to have ever changed a diaper to know that there are sticky tabs on the side. Your biggest problem should be keeping the baby from shooting pee or poop at you (which they tend to do) or falling off the changing table. It should not, however, be how tightly you can tie the twine around the diaper without suffocating the baby. And seriously, even if I were that confused (which could never happen) Britney Spears wouldn't be my phone-a-friend lifeline.


See now, I could see Britney saying she didn't know how a diaper works...I would think she uses chewing gum to keep them on.