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Sunday, August 09, 2009

Will and Jada Fire New Village Head Mistress

Will and Jada fired the headmistress at their New Village Leadership Academy. The school uses some Scientology teaching methods and the headmistress was fired because she wasn’t comfortable using Scientology’s ‘Study Tech’ method.
They laid the Xenu smack down on dat ass. How dare she!

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Jada Speaks; Lo Snores

Jada Pinkett Smith is talking about how awesome her marriage is again, this time to Shape magazine.
She says: “When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”
She says of their relationship. “Will and I are yin and yang,” she says. “He’s all sky, vast and bright and soaring, and I’m all earth. I’m here to ground him, and he’s here to help me fly
Besides doing her daily Kegels (”It keeps the sex hot,” says Jada), she takes time to nourish their relationship. “Last week we were stressed out, so I packed a picnic and took Will to a place we hiked to on one of our first dates. We sat and reminisced on that time in our life. Then we went home and made love. Thank God Will has simple tastes. Even the littlest thing for him is like, ‘Wow!’?” Source and Source
I’m so sick of hearing how awesome these two are. I’m not hating but I feel ike when people feel a need to talk themselves up so much that there’s some insecurity there. Plus I could care less about their sex life. They just don’t do it for me.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Aunt Viv Writes a Tell-All

Supposedly there is a darker side to Will Smith according to former co-star Janet Huber (aka the first Aunt Viv from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air). Janet has written a tell all book called Perfection is Not a Sitcome Mom, where she says that Will would "sabotage" any actor who "outshone him." She also talks more aobut her quick departure from the show.
On her website, she explains that "I chronicle the sudden change of [Vivian's] character like a CSI episode, detailing the plot, the murder, the funeral and the trial, with actual deposition material taken by a team of nine attorneys," which sounds a little nutty to us.
Will said back in ’93, "I can say straight up that Janet wanted the show to be 'The Aunt Viv of Bel-Air' show. She's mad now, but she's been mad all along. She said once, 'I've been in the business for 10 years and this snotty-nosed punk comes along and gets a show.' No matter what, to her I'm just the Antichrist."
Hmm, I’ve never heard that quote from Will before but it has a tinge of Nasty in it. I personally believe that most funnymen have a dark side so this revelation from Janet isn’t that hard to believe. Trust I’ll be perusing her book in the Barnes and Noble Starbucks café when it comes out.

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Friday, June 19, 2009

Denzel and Will to Star in a Comedy

Superstar actors, Will Smith and Denzel Washington, will be starring together in a new comedy.
Denzel spoke about the unnamed project in a recent interview when questioned about doing a comedic role. “I shouldn’t talk about it, but I will just say that Will Smith and I are working on a project and hopefully we will make it next year.”“[Will and I] were in London last summer, [and] we were just kind of fooling around, improvising, and Will was saying, ‘Don’t worry, Denzel, you don’t have to be the funny guy, you can be the straight guy, just be dead serious.’ “There was some funny stuff, so I look forward to it.”
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Denzel started off in comedy. Ever see ‘Heart Condition?’ I guess it’s kinda funny…no thanks to my beloved Denzel. I see why he stuck with dramas. Hopefully he’ll be able to play the straight man role well.

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Jada Gives Love Advice

Jada Pinkett Smith gave tips on how to keep your sex life with your spouse interesting in the latest issue of Redbook Magazine.
Jada said, "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road... Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive." Source
Having sex in your girlfriend’s bedroom isn’t kinky…its disrespectful. Like I wouldn’t be thrilled by the shocking sexy factor of the act. Instead I’d be horrified one my girl would walk in and bludgeon us both to death for getting love juice on their sheets.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Will Says Jada Wanted him to 'Represent' in Love Scene with Rosario

Will Smith says that Jada told him to represent in his love scene fo the movie “Seven Pounds”.
“I was talking to Jada and I was like, ‘You know what it’s like, to take an opportunity for legal cheating, that’s kinda how people think about it.’
And Jada was like, ‘Listen, don’t embarrass me, whatever you give Rosario, that’s what people are going to think you give me. So you better go out there and represent!’” Source
What else would you expect from swingers?

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Will Smith Thinks his son is Supernatural

Will Smith believes that his son Jaden has supernatural powers.
He says, “Jaden is so in touch with something, like when we look at him and we feel so silly sometimes. If he says, ‘You know, mom, I don’t wanna fly today.’ We’re like, ‘Why? What happened?’ “He’s so in touch and so open. He’s our little Nostradamus.”
He added that Jayden stopped him from trying to do music again. He said, “I have no music plans going on at all. My son Jaden said, ‘Dad, you got some good records from before but I think that’s enough.’ He’s Mr. Reality for me.” Source
Well shit I coulda told him that. That doesn’t make me Miss Cleo or anything. Looks like the powers of Xenu are at work here.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Round 2 for "Hancock" and "I am Legend"?

According to the NY Post Will Smith will be doing “Hancock” and “I am Legend” sequels.
"He is ready to do both," a Hollywood insider the paper. "Producers are just trying to get Charlize Theron to sign on for the 'Hancock' sequel."Part 2 of “I Am Legend” will reportedly be a prequel.
"It will be about how the disease spreads and the fall of the last great American city. It will also develop the relationship between Will's character and his wife," the source said.Will’s rep didn’t confirm the roles but said, "there have been talks about both of these projects." Source
I can’t see why he wouldn’t jump at the idea. It’s a surefire way to make his already bulging bank account overflow.

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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Will Credits Tommy Boy With His Movie Success

Actor Will Smith credits his success to good pal/Xenu juice injector Tom Cruise. He says that Tom reviews all of his scripts before he accepts a new role.
Smith tells Newsweek, "I was so used to competition between other artists that I just didn't get him at first. And then Tom just broke it down to me and said, 'Will, we are not competing, so don't think that way.' That blew my mind because that is not how this business works at all..."He looks over my scripts and everything. When I did I Am Legend, I sent him the script, and he sent me back four hours of notes and changes. He did more work on I Am Legend than I did."Now we're looking at some projects to work on together because we have that basic understanding of each other." Source
Hmm…alls I gots to say is how you doin? Oh and, “THE POWER OF XENU COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF XENU COMPELS YOU!” Excuse me please. I suddenly have a craving for some thetan crackers. I’ll be right back.

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Friday, November 14, 2008

Will and Jada Make Kids Pay for Their Own Toys

Thespians Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith make their youngest kids, Jayden and Willow, pay for their own treats and toys. Both children have (and continue) to make money off of their acting gigs.
Jada says, "We make it clear to them, 'This is your money and things you want, you'll be paying for'. Kids have to be very responsible without you having to do it for them."I'm their bank. They have to come to me and write up a little slip when they want to make a withdrawal."
That’s cute and very smart if you ask me. I think it’s important for kids to learn the value of a dollar at a young age. Especially so if those children will be potentially earning large sums of money. Wouldn’t want them pissing it all away, now would we?

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Thursday, November 13, 2008

Jaden Smith as the New Karate Kid?

Will Smith’s son Jaden will be staring in the remake of the 1984 cult classic, “The Karate Kid”. The movie is being produced by dear old dad and will start filming next year in Beijing. Source
I’m sorry but I veto this idea.

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Monday, November 10, 2008

Spielberg and Smith Team Up for Remake

Steven Spielberg and will Smith are teaming up to remake the Korean film, Oldboy. They’re currently looking for a screen writer to re-pen the story of revenge. Source
According to Brewer this movie is hella intense and uncomfortably violent. I don’t know if they can pull it off.
Peep a frame from the movie below:
Yea, dude is about to cut off his own tongue…

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Will Smith and Gay Prostitutes

A Hollywood madam claims that she provided Will with male prostitutes. She said, “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion. Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.” Source
Discretion: the good judgment and sensitivity needed to avoid embarrassing or upsetting others; the ability to keep sensitive information secret.
Sorry, I felt the need to include a definition, seeing as this heifer doesn’t know what discretion means. Anywho, am I the only one not surprised by this?

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Jada Pinkett-Smith chatting about crazy fans:

“You would think it would be Will who gets them, but I always get the crazy ones. There was a woman who had a total meltdown in Miami while I was there.”
“The police called my agent and said, ‘We have this woman who has plotted to kill Jada because she claims to be married to Will Smith, and that Jada stole him from her.’ So the police found this woman and locked her up.”
And Pinkett Smith believes that people must pick on her because of her small stature. She adds, “It’s because I’m little. Will is a 6 foot 2 inch, 14-stone black dude, who nobody wants to mess with. So instead they come after the little 4 foot 11 inch chick.” Source

I'm surprised they didn't welcome the lady into their swinging fold...cus we know how they get down.

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Friday, September 12, 2008

“Variety” reports that Will Smith will be playing the Egyptian pharaoh Taharga, who ruled from 690 BC to 664 BC. Randall Wallace, who wrote "Braveheart" is writing the script specifically for Will. Source
Seems awfully epic. I know Will will do a great job but I he really doesn’t need anything else to blow up his head.
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Political Poop '08

A few months ago Will Smith told MTV News that he would love to play Barack Obama after Barack said that Will would be the most likely candidate to play him. Now Jada wants to play Michelle Obama if a movie is ever made of the couple’s life. "Pencil me in. I love Michelle [and] would play her any day."
About her presidential choice, Jada says this: "I'm voting for Michelle," she laughed. "I'm always telling people I'm voting for Michelle to get into the White House and Obama is just going to follow her lead. She is smart and committed, and I just love her." Source
Oh Jada you’re so witty yet politically inclined. Can I be like you when I grow up?
Please insert sarcastic snarl at will.

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Monday, September 08, 2008

Will & Jada Get Picketed

Last Wednesday (September 3, 2008) an anti-scientology group protested outside of Will and Jada Smith’s private school the New Village Academy. The protesters had signs reading “Scientology disconnects families’ and ‘What church stalks critics? Scientology’.
A spokesperson for Anonymous, Gareth Cales, said: "Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, an admitted Scientologist, have opened this private school as a front for teaching the L. Ron Hubbard principles of 'Study Technology, his creation, and the school employs Scientologists.
"Our goal is to ultimately have the tax exemption status of the Scientology cult end, and the criminal deeds of Church leader David Miscaviage be exposed and prosecuted. Under his leadership, Scientology has threatened people's lives and destroyed careers, they use their lawyers to intimidate anyone who criticizes Scientology." Source
When did Will and Jada admit to being Scientologist? I mean I totally believe that they’ve been lost to Xenu but I’m damn near positive that they’ve both denied being a part of the group. Eh, whatevs…I don’t even know why I’m defending them.

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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Tyrese Says Will Smith Made Him Pass Out

Tyrese Gibson says that it was with the help of fellow actor Will Smith that he was able to get back in shape. He says that recently he’s packed on a few pounds and while filming the new movie “Seven Pounds” Will pushed him to lose weight. He pushed him so hard that one day he passed out in his trailer.
He says, "Life got a little comfortable for me for a quick minute. I got unprioritized and started eating a few things; probably a little over 40 pounds." Gibson states, "Will is intense and just being in the company of his co-star, along with some real powerful conversations, was the start of him turning things around."
"The times that I passed out in his trailer he was there to help me get on my feet. I passed out trying to keep up with him." Source
I could make SOOOO many jokes about what kinda work out they were doing when TyTy passed out but I’ll leave that up to you. Two snaps for the ‘kids’!

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Friday, August 01, 2008

I Am Legend Prequel in the Works

According to reports there will be an “I Am Legend” prequel. Director Francis Lawrence confirmed the movie will happen and said of Will Smith reprising his role as Dr. Robert Neville, "Absolutely, we're actually trying to crack that. We're trying to figure out some ideas for it, but yes, it would be a prequel."
He believes that the experience of the first movie will definitely help this upcoming production. "The first time you got out there and shut down 6th Avenue, it's like, 'How are we going to do this day after day after day?' But by the end, it's just like you know how to do it," Lawrence explained."You got the PAs who know how to shut it down, how to let the traffic through in between set-ups and you just sort of get the routine down, so that's not the issue." Source
I liked the movie well enough but I needed a little more background so I’m happy to see a prequel is in the works. Hopefully this time around I won’t spend most of the movie with my head buried in Brewer’s pit and holding my cheeks tight.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Big Shocker

People have speculated for years that Will and Jada are swingers and it's their open marriage that has made them one of the most successful couples in Hollywood. Both of the have been elusive to questions about swinging but recently Will told UK’s Now magazine, “I’ll tell my wife if I need to have sex with someone else. Our perspective is, you don’t avoid what’s natural and you’re going to be attracted to people. So sometimes we have the discussion: “Wow, this or that girl is freaking gorgeous”. I’m not going to say anything to my buddies that’s any different than what I say to my wife.’
Will claims that each of them will say to the other, “I’m not going to do it if you don’t approve of it,” he tells Now magazine. Source
That’s cool I guess…FOR THEM! Brewer better not get ANY ideas. I was absent the day they taught sharing in kindergarten. Sorry.

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