Will and Jada Fire New Village Head Mistress

Will and Jada fired the headmistress at their New Village Leadership Academy. The school uses some Scientology teaching methods and the headmistress was fired because she wasn’t comfortable using Scientology’s ‘Study Tech’ method.
They laid the Xenu smack down on dat ass. How dare she!

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Jada Speaks; Lo Snores

Jada Pinkett Smith is talking about how awesome her marriage is again, this time to Shape magazine.
She says: “When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”
She says of their relationship. “Will and I are yin and yang,” she says. “He’s all sky, vast and bright and soaring, and I’m all earth. I’m here to ground him, and he’s here to help me fly
Besides doing her daily Kegels (”It keeps the sex hot,” says Jada), she takes time to nourish their relationship. “Last week we were stressed out, so I packed a picnic and took Will to a place we hiked to on one of our first dates. We sat and reminisced on that time in our life. Then we went home and made love. Thank God Will has simple tastes. Even the littlest thing for him is like, ‘Wow!’?” Source and Source
I’m so sick of hearing how awesome these two are. I’m not hating but I feel ike when people feel a need to talk themselves up so much that there’s some insecurity there. Plus I could care less about their sex life. They just don’t do it for me.

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Jada Gives Love Advice

Jada Pinkett Smith gave tips on how to keep your sex life with your spouse interesting in the latest issue of Redbook Magazine.
Jada said, "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road... Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive." Source
Having sex in your girlfriend’s bedroom isn’t kinky…its disrespectful. Like I wouldn’t be thrilled by the shocking sexy factor of the act. Instead I’d be horrified one my girl would walk in and bludgeon us both to death for getting love juice on their sheets.

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Jada: I'm Not Gay!

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick and tired of the rumors that her marriage to Will Smith is a ruse to cover up their homosexuality. She said in an interview with NPR, “I don’t have an open marriage and no, we’re not gay - and you don’t trust that? Well then there’s nothing that I really have to say to anybody about anything, because at the end of the day, I’m living my life, and I’m happy.” Source

Uh, huh, well you may not be gay but according to my sources in Twinkville, Will is questionable at best.

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Jada Wants to Ad to Her and Will's Academy

Jada and Will opened the New Village Leadership Academy last fall for kids K-6 and Jada wants to open up a companion high school. The couple got a lot of flack for the school that uses teaching methods developed by Scienotology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Source
I wonder if they hand out Xenu snacks after recess.

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Will Says Jada Wanted him to 'Represent' in Love Scene with Rosario

Will Smith says that Jada told him to represent in his love scene fo the movie “Seven Pounds”.
“I was talking to Jada and I was like, ‘You know what it’s like, to take an opportunity for legal cheating, that’s kinda how people think about it.’
And Jada was like, ‘Listen, don’t embarrass me, whatever you give Rosario, that’s what people are going to think you give me. So you better go out there and represent!’” Source
What else would you expect from swingers?

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Tom and Katie Sing Jada's Praises

Katie Holmes told PEOPLE magazine that she’s inspired by good friend, Jada Pinkett-Smith. She says,
“Jada is so strong. She is a rare woman – a phenomenal friend, mother, wife. She inspires me.”
Adds her husband, Tom Cruise: “Jada tells it like it is. She creates art in her life … She’s effortless. She just has such class.”
“She is an extraordinary woman and an amazing mother,” Tom says. “She’s constantly wanting to improve herself and her family.” Agrees Holmes: “She’s just a powerhouse.” Source
Translation: We’ve got her in our Scientology clutchhold. THE POWER OF XENU COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF XENU COMPELLS YOU!

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Will and Jada Make Kids Pay for Their Own Toys

Thespians Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith make their youngest kids, Jayden and Willow, pay for their own treats and toys. Both children have (and continue) to make money off of their acting gigs.
Jada says, "We make it clear to them, 'This is your money and things you want, you'll be paying for'. Kids have to be very responsible without you having to do it for them."I'm their bank. They have to come to me and write up a little slip when they want to make a withdrawal."
That’s cute and very smart if you ask me. I think it’s important for kids to learn the value of a dollar at a young age. Especially so if those children will be potentially earning large sums of money. Wouldn’t want them pissing it all away, now would we?

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Jada Can't Hit the Gym Like She Used To

Actress and Rock band front woman, Jada Pinkett Smith is putting an end to her rigorous exercise regimen because she feels it’s taking a toll on her joints.
She says, "Right now I just do yoga maybe three times a week. As I've gotten older the gym's just not good on my joints anymore. I do a lot of activities outside. I do a lot of hiking, I love to run a little bit, I'm surfing now... I've got to keep up with my kids."She adds, "At home, with my husband - we like to wrestle a little bit."
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And if I may add all that exercising makes you lose a feminine look. Your face looks hard and tranny-like. I’m not saying you Jada…just in general.

(Thanks for the story Jordan)
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Jada Give Parenting Advice

In an upcoming issue of “Cookie” magazine Jada Pinkett-Smith hands out parenting tips to other moms.
She says that "dinner together is sacred" and parents must learn to give their children their space: "(That) can teach them to be responsible for their own decisions and mistakes. Is it their room, or are they borrowing the space while they're living in your house? If it's theirs, then they should be able to do whatever they want with it. If it's their clothes, they have the right to do whatever they want with those clothes. We have to give them some freedom to be who they are."
She’s also a stickler about the things that go in their bodies…particularly water. "I tell them, 'You have three bottles of water a day, then drink what you want. I'm always like, 'Listen, we've got to keep our bodies strong - we got too much stuff to do!'"
She thinks that parents, regardless of their denomination, should teach their kids about other religions. "We go to church as a family on Sunday, but we study world religion during the week as well. We read excerpts from the Bible, from Hindu texts, Kabbalah, Judaism." Source
I like how she leaves out Scientology. They teach that to their kids when the seventh sun of Saturn orbits the big dipper. Then they sit down to a dinner of fried chicken and roasted thetans with Xenu.

Jada to Star in a New TV Series

Jada will be playing a hospital nurse on a new medical drama “Time Heals”. It’ll be her first regular role since leaving A Different World in 1993. Here character is a single mom and the director of nursing. Like her character Jada will be doing double duty as both the star and the shows executive producer. Source
I'll try to support. But ever since her Different World days I feel like she’s developed this slight air of cockiness/phoniness that really turns me off.

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Jada Pinkett-Smith chatting about crazy fans:

“You would think it would be Will who gets them, but I always get the crazy ones. There was a woman who had a total meltdown in Miami while I was there.”
“The police called my agent and said, ‘We have this woman who has plotted to kill Jada because she claims to be married to Will Smith, and that Jada stole him from her.’ So the police found this woman and locked her up.”
And Pinkett Smith believes that people must pick on her because of her small stature. She adds, “It’s because I’m little. Will is a 6 foot 2 inch, 14-stone black dude, who nobody wants to mess with. So instead they come after the little 4 foot 11 inch chick.” Source

I'm surprised they didn't welcome the lady into their swinging fold...cus we know how they get down.

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Political Poop '08

A few months ago Will Smith told MTV News that he would love to play Barack Obama after Barack said that Will would be the most likely candidate to play him. Now Jada wants to play Michelle Obama if a movie is ever made of the couple’s life. "Pencil me in. I love Michelle [and] would play her any day."
About her presidential choice, Jada says this: "I'm voting for Michelle," she laughed. "I'm always telling people I'm voting for Michelle to get into the White House and Obama is just going to follow her lead. She is smart and committed, and I just love her." Source
Oh Jada you’re so witty yet politically inclined. Can I be like you when I grow up?
Please insert sarcastic snarl at will.

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Will & Jada Get Picketed

Last Wednesday (September 3, 2008) an anti-scientology group protested outside of Will and Jada Smith’s private school the New Village Academy. The protesters had signs reading “Scientology disconnects families’ and ‘What church stalks critics? Scientology’.
A spokesperson for Anonymous, Gareth Cales, said: "Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, an admitted Scientologist, have opened this private school as a front for teaching the L. Ron Hubbard principles of 'Study Technology, his creation, and the school employs Scientologists.
"Our goal is to ultimately have the tax exemption status of the Scientology cult end, and the criminal deeds of Church leader David Miscaviage be exposed and prosecuted. Under his leadership, Scientology has threatened people's lives and destroyed careers, they use their lawyers to intimidate anyone who criticizes Scientology." Source
When did Will and Jada admit to being Scientologist? I mean I totally believe that they’ve been lost to Xenu but I’m damn near positive that they’ve both denied being a part of the group. Eh, whatevs…I don’t even know why I’m defending them.

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Big Shocker

People have speculated for years that Will and Jada are swingers and it's their open marriage that has made them one of the most successful couples in Hollywood. Both of the have been elusive to questions about swinging but recently Will told UK’s Now magazine, “I’ll tell my wife if I need to have sex with someone else. Our perspective is, you don’t avoid what’s natural and you’re going to be attracted to people. So sometimes we have the discussion: “Wow, this or that girl is freaking gorgeous”. I’m not going to say anything to my buddies that’s any different than what I say to my wife.’
Will claims that each of them will say to the other, “I’m not going to do it if you don’t approve of it,” he tells Now magazine. Source
That’s cool I guess…FOR THEM! Brewer better not get ANY ideas. I was absent the day they taught sharing in kindergarten. Sorry.