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Sunday, August 09, 2009

Will and Jada Fire New Village Head Mistress

Will and Jada fired the headmistress at their New Village Leadership Academy. The school uses some Scientology teaching methods and the headmistress was fired because she wasn’t comfortable using Scientology’s ‘Study Tech’ method.
They laid the Xenu smack down on dat ass. How dare she!

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Friday, March 06, 2009

Katie Detoxes to Get Pregnant

Katie Holmes is believed to be doing a Scientology detox to help her get pregnant. She’s been looking pretty scary for the past few weeks and even missed the Oscars for being too weak (allegedly).
A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "She is undergoing an extremepurification program so she is toxin free when she and Tom try for theirnext baby."According to the website scientologytoday.org, the Purification Rundown is"a carefully designed combination of exercise, vitamins, nutrition and saunause which dislodges drug residues and other toxins from the fatty tissues".Word is that this involves taking 'vitamin bombs' and stayingin saunas for up to five hours at a time to cleanse the body. Source
Yeaaaaa, cus that’s healthy. THE POWERS OF XENU COMPEL YOU! THE POWERS OF XENU COMPEL YOU!

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Friday, October 24, 2008

Isaac Hayes Gets the Last Laugh

Singer/composer/actor, Isaac Hayes, a known Scientologist, who even quit work on the hit cartoon “South Park” in defence of the religion, has left nothing to the group in his will.
His will was instead divided into thirds. Portions go to his 11 elder children; his widow and young son; and his charitable foundation.
At his funeral, fellow Scientologist and wife of John Travolta, actress Kelly preston cried hysterically at both of his Memphis funerals and told everyone how much she loved him. Since she only knew him slightly through the church this irritated Mephis who’d known Hayes for 40 years. Source
In your face, Xenu!

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

J-Lo is Kewl With Scientology

J-Lo opened up to The Daily Beast on post partum and Scientology.
She says:

J Lo on the Mommy Blues“At the tenth day after giving birth all that chemical stuff did peak—that hormone thing—and I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving. I couldn’t get up fast enough to feed the babies…Marc was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, ‘Oh, Papi…they’re going to know everybody more than me…They’re going to love everybody more than me!’ [Lopez also says in the interview that she’s not breastfeeding, but doesn’t elaborate.]

On Her Breakdown“I don’t get nervous. I don’t get depressed. Blah, blah, blah…There was a time when I was very overworked and I was doing music and movies and so many things. I was suffering from a lack of sleep. And I did have a kind of nervous breakdown. I froze up on a set. Well, not on a set, but in my trailer. I was like, ‘I don’t want to move. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to do anything.’ It was on that movie Enough [in 2002]. Yeah. I did. I had a nervous breakdown.
“There were no signs leading up to it. You really don’t know what’s happening at first. I was going, ‘What’s going on?’ It was about five in the afternoon in my trailer and I just sat there. I remember telling my assistant at the time, Arlene, to go get the director, Michael Apted, and I asked if I could go home because I was feeling so sick and weird. I kept saying, ‘I’m not weak. I’m not weak.’ It’s funny what tricks your mind plays on you. I just didn’t want people to think I was falling apart. But when I look back on it now it’s so odd to me that those are the words I chose to say: ‘I AM NOT WEAK.’
“Michael let me off and when he left I just sat there and started crying and felt frozen. I didn’t want to move. My bodyguard, who had been with me for many years, picked me up and put me in the car and they took me to a doctor…Right away they want to give you pills. But I have never liked the idea of pills and kept saying no to that and just kept asking what was wrong with me. ‘I’ll tell you what’s wrong,’ the doctor said. ‘You’re sleep deprived. You’re overworked. Go home and go to bed.’ He told me to go back to work on Monday after a weekend of sleeping because if I waited longer that I would only get more panicked about working. So that’s what I did. I’ve still never been to a shrink. I’m not a shrinky person.”

On Scientology: Lopez’s father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.”“Do you consider yourself a Scientologist?”“No…I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”“That it is too exotic? Too cultish?”“Just negative feelings.”“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?”“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.” Daily Beast

These “technologies” that she’s OK exposing her children to, I wonder if they involve shock treatment or anal probing.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

God Save the Pink

Word is that Pink is the latest celeb to fall victim to the powers of Xenu. Pink’s pal Juliette Lewis, who is a follower of the religion, has convinced her to give it a go. She’s using it to help her get over her failed marriage to motocross star Carey Hart.
A source tells Star magazine, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”
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Pink sweetie, I’m gonna need you to back away from the tone scale, turn around, and walk out of the Scientology celebrity center as fast as you can. Try not to rouse suspicion and by all means, DON’T EAT THE THETAN BROWNIES!

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