God Save the Pink

Word is that Pink is the latest celeb to fall victim to the powers of Xenu. Pink’s pal Juliette Lewis, who is a follower of the religion, has convinced her to give it a go. She’s using it to help her get over her failed marriage to motocross star Carey Hart.
A source tells Star magazine, “Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”
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Pink sweetie, I’m gonna need you to back away from the tone scale, turn around, and walk out of the Scientology celebrity center as fast as you can. Try not to rouse suspicion and by all means, DON’T EAT THE THETAN BROWNIES!

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