Naomi Calling it Quits

Supermodel, Naomi Campbell may be ready to leave the runway.
She tells Britain’s Hello! magazine, “It’ll be 25 years (as a model) next year. In terms of fashion shows, I don’t really see myself doing every show everywhere. I’m a woman and I’d like to be a mother one day”.
Though she’s getting up there I think she should stick to what she knows, killin the runway and throwing cell phones. Playing mommy might not be the best role for her.

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The Wife of Naomi's Boo is PISSED

Naomi Campbell has been dating billionaire Vladislav Doronin for a minute now. But don’t expect wedding bells anytime soon. That is unless he divorces his wife of 21 years, Ekaterina Doronin.
“This is just a ridiculous affair,” Vlad's wife confided to a pal. “Vladislav is married to ME and we are still a couple. Naomi is deluding herself if she thinks she can take my husband. Vladimir and I are not even legally separated. How can she possibly think she can get engaged to my husband when he is married to somebody else?” But you know our girl Naomi: She don't give a fuck. She's even moved into Vlad's Moscow penthouse and is being referred to as his Russian housewife. Vlad's wife fumes, “I have ignored all this in the past because I know boys will be boys. He has bought Naomi gifts, he has bought other women gifts. But nobody has ever been indiscreet like Naomi. I don’t want to read in the papers every day about them gallivanting around the world.”
And about "engagement" ring Naomi has been wearing Ekaterina says, "I like to think to myself that Naomi bought that ring herself but in my heart I know he has bought rings for other women. When he mentions Naomi I don’t react, that would be a weak thing to do." Source
No, that would be the stupid thing to do. In fact Mrs. Doronin should probably shut up now before her richer than god hubby get’s wind that she’s been complaining.

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Naomi Settles Case with Maid

Naomi’s legal battle with her former maid over assault is over. The terms of the settlement are not being disclosed but according to Naomi both sides are happy.
According to the suit the maid claimed Naomi threatened to charge her with theft when she couldn’t find a pair of designer jeans. Source
Hahah, how does she ever get people to work for her? This heifer is crazy.

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Naomi not Getting Married in Quicky Russian Wedding

Naomi Campbell’s rep is refuting claims that she will be marrying her billionaire boyfriend at a secret ceremony in Russia. The tabloids ran a much with the rumor when she showed up at a party in Moscow with a huge emerald ring on her ring finger.
A source tells the Sunday Mirror, "Naomi asked them to save the date and be prepared to travel to Russia. She's keeping tight-lipped about exactly what is happening - and has sworn everyone to secrecy."
However, Campbell's spokesman has denied the claims, saying, "She has no plans to be in Russia at that time." Source
She better nab that man while she can. Money, Money, Money, Money…..MON-NAY!

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Naomi Wants Babies

This past spring Naomi Campbell had surgery supposedly to remove a small cyst, actually ended up having some type of procedure to assist in fertility. "They thought it was a cyst," she explained, according to Britain’s Press Association. "When they opened it up they realized it was more. I was not able to have children up until March. "Now it's in God's hands. I would love to have a family." Source
Children are a blessing right. Alls I can hope is that if she does spawn any children that she becomes a changed woman.

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Naomi Campbell the Designer?

Naomi Campbell reportedly has a new fashion line. She’s got a line with 284, a new line from San Paolo-based retailer named Daslu. Source
She should design cell phone covers instead. I’d be a lot more lucrative if you ask me.

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90's Models Still Know How to Work It

Top models Claudia Schiffer, Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell and Linda Evangelista, who were hot in the 90s, are all still getting work. The women are all featured in fall fashion campaigns. Septembers Vogue shows that a lot of fahion houses are reverting to using the legendary models of yesteryear. Evanelista is the face of Prada, Turlington is the face of Escada, and Schiffer is the face of Chanel.
Stefano Pilati, creative director at Yves Saint Larant said: “They were 12 of the most amazing girls. Today there are beautiful girls more or less but they don’t have that attitude.”
“It’s not surprising when you consider where the spending power lies,” says Simon Chambers, managing director of Storm Model Management, which represents Kate Moss.
“When it comes to fashion photography, these girls are the best there are. It’s not surprising clients come back to them.” Source
Get em ladies! Show those young heifers who’s in charge!

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Naomi Saved Her Mom's Life

Valerie Campbell, Naomi Campbell’s mother, credits her daughter for saying her life. She says, “Naomi went from one doctor to another in America, pulled all her contacts and did not take no for an answer. My daughter saved my life.” Valerie was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2005. Source
It’s nice to see that Naomi doesn’t extend her nasty attitude to her mother. But I suppose she knows better. Her mama is Jamaican and will rain down fiyah on dat ass. BULLET! BULLET! BULLET! (Please insert heavy Jamaican accent at will.)

PS-Doesn't her mom look kinda like Condi? Just sayin'.

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Mandela Bans Naomi Campbell From His Birthday Party

Nelson Mandela banned Naomi Campbell from his 90th birthday celebration. The two have been close for years and Naomi has even refered to Nelson as her grandfather. But and however, he’s so embarrassed by her bitchery that he doesn’t want her present at this event.
A source close to the event said: ‘The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest - particularly as she was wearing a 46664* baseball cap at the time.’
‘Naomi was on the list to play quite an integral role, such as introducing acts on stage. ‘But all plans were scrapped when pictures emerged of her being arrested wearing the baseball cap with the Mandela number on it. She will be allowed to sit in the grandstand and watch the performances, but that is as far as it goes.’
‘Everyone hopes this may teach her a lesson as the concert means so much to her.’ Source
PawPaw ain’t playin around. I’m gonna start callin him “Half-Nelson” since he just owned her in front of the world. I hope she’s hanging her rapidly balding head somewhere.

*46664 was Nelson’s prison number during the 27 years he spent in jail and now is the name of the AIDS organization he founded.

Trust Fall My A$$

The above pic of Naomi Campbell fall down drag out drunk surfaced causing her agent to defend her. He told The Sun, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.” Source
What the hell? This isn’t Peer Leader Group Camp. That heifer was D_R_U_N_K!

Diddy Knows How to Treat the Ladies

Naomi Campbell spent her 38th birthday last week in Cannes on Diddy’s yacht. But apparently a night that started off as good times ended in Naomi leaving the boat in tears. TMZ is reporting that she didn’t just leave, she was thrown off the boat by the snaggletoothed one himself. Source
Wow, that sucks…oh well, I guess she’s getting a taste of her own medicine.

In Other Diddy News...

The Mirror reported that Tracey Edmonds and Papa Diddy Pop are dating. According to them she said, "Diddy is the funniest man I've ever met. I'm so lucky to find someone so soon after Eddie. It's early days - we've only been on three or four dates - but he's whisked me off my feet. I don't know about wedding bells but he's definitely the man for me." Source
When I first heard this I thought something sounded a little fishy. I mean I can see Diddy and Eddie hookin' up before I can see Diddy and Tracey but whatevs. No sooner than that question mark was planted in my mind both Tracey and Diddy’s camps spoke out to say that the UK tabloid completely made the story up.
Whew! Thank god. I really would have felt bad for Tracey. Always the beard, never the bride.

Someone Needs to Sucker Punch Her

Naomi Campbell is in hot water once again. She has been arrested for hitting a police officer at Heathrow airport in London. She had to be escorted from the plane when she went ape shit over one of her carry on bags going missing. Witnesses say they heard the model scream “get off me, leave me alone” as she was taken to the Heathrow police station. Source
This heifer is just lookin' for a reason to throw a bitch fit. I think they should lock her up long enough for Big Bertha and the girls to teach her a lesson.

Naomi Campbell's Former Assistant Commits Suicide

A former assistant of Naomi Campbell has recently committed suicide. Jade Bien-Aimee Sutherland jumped off London’s Albert Bridge and was found dead on the shore of the Thames river in South London near her home. Although Jade could be seen crying publicly in the streets of London after a fight with Naomi that caused her to quit, it was the devastation of the death of her partner that most likely caused the suicide. Jade, who was born male but underwent gender reassignment surgery lost her partner Andrew days before due to pneumonia. Jade wrote to friends in an e-mail “He’s now gone, I’m all alone, my heart is empty, my life is empty. I don’t think life’s worth living after losing a close one.” Source
So sad and unfortunate.