Mandela Bans Naomi Campbell From His Birthday Party

Nelson Mandela banned Naomi Campbell from his 90th birthday celebration. The two have been close for years and Naomi has even refered to Nelson as her grandfather. But and however, he’s so embarrassed by her bitchery that he doesn’t want her present at this event.
A source close to the event said: ‘The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest - particularly as she was wearing a 46664* baseball cap at the time.’
‘Naomi was on the list to play quite an integral role, such as introducing acts on stage. ‘But all plans were scrapped when pictures emerged of her being arrested wearing the baseball cap with the Mandela number on it. She will be allowed to sit in the grandstand and watch the performances, but that is as far as it goes.’
‘Everyone hopes this may teach her a lesson as the concert means so much to her.’ Source
PawPaw ain’t playin around. I’m gonna start callin him “Half-Nelson” since he just owned her in front of the world. I hope she’s hanging her rapidly balding head somewhere.

*46664 was Nelson’s prison number during the 27 years he spent in jail and now is the name of the AIDS organization he founded.