This is Why My Heart Bleeds

Latarian Milton, the little boy who not only stole his grandma’s SUV and then later beat her up outside Walmart for not getting him fried chicken, (all in the name of “hood rat stuff”) will soon be heading to the small screen. Latarian will be appearing on Judge Judy. His grandma, Vikkita Stratford, is suing his mother, Ashley Milton, for $5,000 because she believes she is responsible for latarian’s little joy ride.
Sweet! Judge Judy is going to rip his little hide to shreds. In fact, she's probably gonna do the same thing to his mama.

Moving Right Along… God was arrested near a church in Tampa selling coke…someone named God Lucky Howard that is. (Yea, I know…) God tried to sell coke to undercover police officers and was arrested. When they searched him they found 22 grams of that sweet yayo on his person. He was charged with selling the cocaina…and selling it within 100 yards of a place of God. Source
I think he should have that second charge thrown out seeing as he could claim…it was HIS place. Whatevs.

And Finally… As many of you have heard, 17 girls who attend Gloucester High School in Cape Ann, Massachusetts, are knocked up. How did this happen? Well school officials thought something was fishy when an unusually high number of girls were going to the nurse’s office to request pregnancy tests. “Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Joseph Sullivan, the school principal, says. All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head. Source
The girls are speaking out now saying that there was no pact. 17-year old Lindsay Oliver was on ABC’s Good Morning America on Tuesday and said that all the pregnancies are just a “coincidence.”
“There was a group of girls who decided that they were gonna - they were already pregnant before they decided this - that they were going to help each other with their kids so they could finish school . . . To do the right thing was their decision not let’s get pregnant as a group,” she said.
Gloucester Mayor Carolyn Kirk, refuted the pregnancy pact story during a press conference at city hall yesterday. She said that when the principal was pressed about where he got the information about the pact, he had a “foggy” memory. Source
Pact…no pact…it doesn’t matter. Our future is shot to hell. I’mma pack my bags and wait for the good lord Jesus to catch me up in his rapture.